That only leaves ONE possible solution: inevitable death by cryogenic freeze
R.I.P. JCR
For those believe that JCR is in some place called an "NYC" then that was a set up by the Vampire Robot Nazis who are also Zombies, they are the ones who performed the freezing on him. Yes they are also the ones who set up the AFK cover up in the IRC.
Our only hope is that Flying Raptor Jesus will find and unfreeze JCR. So root for FRJ to take down the VRNwaaZ

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