45 replies to this topic

[jcrdude]

I am looking to buy breasts.

Willing to pay in NPs.

PM me for prices. I am negotiable.














Meaningful relationship is also worth a pretty good amount. I'm looking for one or two of those as well.

Edited by jcrboy, 07 February 2010 - 12:06 AM.

[Token]

Spoiler

1.5million neopoints and a broken toy sailboat per breast.

Edited by behemoth, 07 February 2010 - 12:16 AM.

[talbs]

Spoiler

1.5million neopoints and a broken toy sailboat per breast.

sounds like a wise investment

let me know how this turns out

[RaeveN]

what cup size are you looking for.. I think i might be able to help you out.

[jcrdude]

what cup size are you looking for.. I think i might be able to help you out.

Plz to PM me with a price.

Do you have one of those "meaningful relationships" I am looking for?

[RaeveN]

not sure I can help with the meaningful relationships thing.. i sold out of them a while ago... but I think i have an extra DD in storage... but it will cost you 43.5 mil ....each

[jcrdude]

not sure I can help with the meaningful relationships thing.. i sold out of them a while ago... but I think i have an extra DD in storage... but it will cost you 43.5 mil ....each

Damn. I only have 4 million. Looks like I will be either saving for a while or waiting for less expensive breasts.

[Salamanda]

D:


I just got my purse snatched, it contained all my meaningful relationships and extra breasts.
Oh noes.

[jcrdude]

D:


I just got my purse snatched, it contained all my meaningful relationships and extra breasts.
Oh noes.

Well I don't need the breasts for keepsies. It's more of a short-term loaner program.

[RaeveN]

I couldn't snatch any breasts. However, how much are you willing to offer on my breast implant kit?

OMFG!!! this post is made purely of win!

[Tailwind]

I couldn't snatch any breasts. However, how much are you willing to offer on my breast implant kit?

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I think I love you.

[jcrdude]

I think I love you.

I think I love her too. This topic was for the lulz, but I think she's got me beat.

[Noitidart]

HHAHAAH JC man you're frickin hilarious.
Those logs are frickin hilarious too HAHAA.

[phalkon]

*bows to RaeveN*

i am yours

[RaeveN]

is sooo confused... why am i being bowed to?

[Noitidart]

It's a ploy to get you to bow.
No guy would bow to a chick lol. This is how the ploy works. He says he wants to bow but then the chick bows. Then suck suck suck. Or bow and take it in the ass ass ass. Or a reverse limbo style bow and a jab in the cooch cooch cooch.

Something like that right phalk?

[ArticTheTiger]

It's a ploy to get you to bow.
No guy would bow to a chick lol. This is how the ploy works. He says he wants to bow but then the chick bows. Then suck suck suck. Or bow and take it in the ass ass ass. Or a reverse limbo style bow and a jab in the cooch cooch cooch.

Something like that right phalk?

Very devious indeed. I see potential.

Proceed.

[Noitidart]

ROFL artic get back on irc

[ArticTheTiger]

ROFL artic get back on irc

I am in fact on IRC right now

[RaeveN]

is so against this ploy!!! and yes btw.. men do bow to me... this is just the least likely of places I would expect to see it.

[luvsmyncis]

I think I love her too. This topic was for the lulz, but I think she's got me beat.

LMAO
Madam Murder totally stole your thunder in this thread.

Did anyone actually PM you for offers?

[jcrdude]

Sadly no

[Noitidart]

ROFL sadly
Man jc i like you How about you play with my tits? And unlike the girls i actually like my tits being fondled so i won't charge you a penny!

[jcrdude]

ROFL sadly
Man jc i like you How about you play with my tits? And unlike the girls i actually like my tits being fondled so i won't charge you a penny!

Oh, girls like it when I play with their tits. I just have to get to know them first :3