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[Jake2]

The toothbrush could also double as a vibe two for the price of one

[kbbbb]

The toothbrush could also double as a vibe two for the price of one

We sell vibes at work...and they cost less than the toothbrush did
(it's hillarious and disturbing and freakish when middle aged women come in and buy them, you think *yeah that's more than I wanted to know* and *wow, awkward* and *really? you want that*)

[Jake2]

Rofl.
Do you get discounts on them 'cause you work there?

[MasterJunpei]

I'm reminded of this Best of Craiglist post XD

An Open Letter From Your Local Adult Store Clerk

Edited by MasterJunpei, 09 March 2010 - 10:06 PM.

[Jake2]

If you return movies that you rented with unidentified substances on them, you are a nasty motherfucker who should get hit by a bus

And if I hear moaning and grunting, I'm going to call the police.

Lmfao.

this made me lol xD

[MasterJunpei]

they were also advertising this


ANTIQUE hand crank Womens vibrating dildo

[Frank274]

I'm reminded of this Best of Craiglist post XD

An Open Letter From Your Local Adult Store Clerk

There's an adult toy store a few blocks from campus. Maybe I should start working there... though, the girls would probably think I was perverted. Oh well. Money is money.

[Jake2]

What the hells that?

It looks like one of them pad things girls use on their nose. xD
"I'm just going to powder my nose"

[chobitz]

Girls just buy a real vibrator. All women should own one. Even you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, vibrators can be added fun.

Oh and for a weird one:


I just can't look at hello kitty again without laughing.

[Unseen]

This just went to level extreme.

[kbbbb]

Rofl.
Do you get discounts on them 'cause you work there?

Yeah of course it's on special this catalogue too....

Wow that was fucking hilarious !
Also, what the fuck? Using your toothbrush as a vibrator?

Are you on fucking crack?
Everyone knows the best thing to use is obviously

HAHA

I see that product all the time at work, they're pushing it strongly with advertising etc. I said to my boss, how are we suppoosed to recommend that product having never used it, cos like, it could be too harsh for certain skin times. It's the biggest fad I've ever seen.

Oh and for a weird one:


I just can't look at hello kitty again without laughing.

LOL...there is some creepy counterfeit hello kitty out there. (there's probably also a Jessie from Pokemon version somewhere)

[chobitz]

LOL...there is some creepy counterfeit hello kitty out there. (there's probably also a Jessie from Pokemon version somewhere)

Nope its an official Japanese import. Not a counterfeit at all.

Emphasis on Japanese ... they can be kinda bizarre in the sex toy industry.

[Elindoril]

Emphasis on Japanese ... they can be kinda bizarre in the sex toy industry.

They're bizarre with everything when it comes to the adult market.

[Jake2]

The nips are bizarre with everything.

[Elindoril]

The nips are bizarre with everything.

The Neural Information Processing Systems are bizarre about everything? You learn something every day.

Edited by Elindoril, 10 March 2010 - 09:31 PM.

[Jake2]

Nips = azns / chinks

[Elindoril]

Nips = azns / chinks

Naaaw because it was so hard to assume what you were talking about.

It's called a joke.

[kbbbb]

They're bizarre with everything when it comes to the adult market.

They're the only 1st world country that I'm aware of that still allows or makes minimal effort to stop the sale of retail child porn (in comic form - hentai)

[Elindoril]

They're the only 1st world country that I'm aware of that still allows or makes minimal effort to stop the sale of retail child porn (in comic form - hentai)

Actually, there is a movement to stop the selling of this kind of product in Tokyo, and are trying to take it all across Japan if I remember correctly.

[Salamanda]

AWWWHSSSSS I want the Hello Kitty one. So cute!

[kbbbb]

Actually, there is a movement to stop the selling of this kind of product in Tokyo, and are trying to take it all across Japan if I remember correctly.

I have heard about that It's not easy tho, with the Yakuza being a key seller of it

[Georgina]

Theres no way i could abuse hello kitty for my own pleasure!!! thats just wrong!!!

But i agree with the every girl should have a vibe comment!!

[queen]

Girls just buy a real vibrator. All women should own one. Even you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, vibrators can be added fun.

Oh and for a weird one:


I just can't look at hello kitty again without laughing.

lol is that REAL can't believe it
well at least if your little brother finds it he won't know what it is

[chobitz]

lol is that REAL can't believe it
well at least if your little brother finds it he won't know what it is

Yep an OFFICIAL one at that!