Hawk's Testosterone Thread
#301
Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:28 PM
#302
Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:38 PM
I look at my leg, and it is neither bumpy nor dirty.Dude, smooth skin beats some rough cunts skin. Who wants to touch bumpy / dirty skin? srsly.
Also, everyone has their own preferences, stop trying to push yours on us.
#303
Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:13 PM
RANKING SYSTEM AND A HUNDRED EMOTICONS.
Your score system is flawed, Noit. I'm certain we all agree Jaaaaakey is not the manliest person merely because he posts every 5 seconds about how lovely it is to have a freshly shaved nutsack. While I'm pretty sure Rambo is indeed more manly than me, I think it's fair to say Jaaaakey is beneath me in the ranks of manly. I'd go as far to say that Georgina, who has not posted in this thread, and who happens to be a gorgeous blond female with ample boobies, is more manly than Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakey.
It needs a less specific scoring system. Reguarding people who have posted in this thread it shall be like so:
MANLIEST:
Hawk, Elindoril, iargue, Zackjizzle, JCRboy, Shadow, Frank, Waser, Dan, Rambo, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Non-Clooney Batman
MANLY:
Noit, Unseen, MasterJunpei, Oaken, Silver, and Burt Reynolds
MANISH:
Twink, Punkrockbigmouth, kbbbb, talbs, Yukixx, behemoth, Fatal, bigtyme05, jonnykun, Bohgaurd , and Naked Men Washing Car
LADYTYPES:
jcrgirl, kittycat, funnelcake, littleone, and Jessica Alba
LITTLE BITCHES:
Kweh, Jaaaaaaaaaake , and Cat Getting Raped by Dog
Please take notice, I don't know if funnelcake is a girl or not, but having the username FUNNELCAKE puts one in the ladytypes just as the username RAMBO puts one in the manliest.
Edited by punkrockbigmouth, 11 March 2010 - 08:14 PM.
#304
Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:27 PM
#305
Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:29 PM
So naturally I win. And Pyke comes in last, because it's obvious his name is compensating for something
#307
Posted 11 March 2010 - 10:52 PM
Your score system is flawed, Noit. I'm certain we all agree Jaaaaakey is not the manliest person merely because he posts every 5 seconds about how lovely it is to have a freshly shaved nutsack. While I'm pretty sure Rambo is indeed more manly than me, I think it's fair to say Jaaaakey is beneath me in the ranks of manly. I'd go as far to say that Georgina, who has not posted in this thread, and who happens to be a gorgeous blond female with ample boobies, is more manly than Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakey.
It needs a less specific scoring system. Reguarding people who have posted in this thread it shall be like so:
MANLIEST:
Hawk, Elindoril, iargue, Zackjizzle, JCRboy, Shadow, Frank, Waser, Dan, Rambo, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Non-Clooney Batman
MANLY:
Noit, Unseen, MasterJunpei, Oaken, Silver, and Burt Reynolds
MANISH:
Twink, Punkrockbigmouth, kbbbb, talbs, Yukixx, behemoth, Fatal, bigtyme05, jonnykun, Bohgaurd , and Naked Men Washing Car
LADYTYPES:
jcrgirl, kittycat, funnelcake, littleone, and Jessica Alba
LITTLE BITCHES:
Kweh, Jaaaaaaaaaake , and Cat Getting Raped by Dog
Please take notice, I don't know if funnelcake is a girl or not, but having the username FUNNELCAKE puts one in the ladytypes just as the username RAMBO puts one in the manliest.
Jcr has posted wayyyy to many gay pics in this thread to be in the Manliest section.
#308
Posted 11 March 2010 - 10:57 PM
This response does not help your bitch-factor.I don't like this ranking system one bit.
Sadface sadface, wets-the-bed
Dude, gay = man times 2!Jcr has posted wayyyy to many gay pics in this thread to be in the Manliest section.
Perhaps you're right. Also, he enjoys showtunes. Maybe he should be downgraded to Manly.
#309
Posted 11 March 2010 - 11:00 PM
#310
Posted 12 March 2010 - 12:17 AM
There's nothing wrong with complaining. xD
See. Another unmanly thing again.
#311
Posted 12 March 2010 - 12:19 AM
QUOTES
Dumbshit, I have a secret for you.Spoiler
Don't tell anyone. It's just between you and me.
Well, it sounds like something I'd say. But I guess we'll never know for sure since there's no possible way of telling.
That picture of Artificial still gets me. It's so funny.
Yes. We know.
*goes to MasterJunpei's profile. Judges him.*
He does kind of look like Dennis.
And he's from Texas. Being from Texas automatically gives a person 50 Man-Points. Having a mustache gives you 75.
shouldn't I be in the manliest because I got 50 man points from this
#312
Posted 12 March 2010 - 01:32 AM
Are you on crack? 50 points isnt enough to bridge the gap. You gotta realize that we also have manpoints, and a shitton at that.shouldn't I be in the manliest because I got 50 man points from this
#313
Posted 12 March 2010 - 07:40 AM
There's nothing wrong with complaining. xD
I got 50 points for being from Texas, too. So really, that should put you in a tie with someone who had a sparkly RPatz as an avatar.shouldn't I be in the manliest because I got 50 man points from this
Elindoril posted this a while back in another topic, but it speaks volumes.
Learn something, you two.
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkT_d2OTgv0"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=OkT_d2OTgv0[/url]
Get some nuts
Edited by punkrockbigmouth, 12 March 2010 - 07:42 AM.
#314
Posted 12 March 2010 - 09:01 AM
#315
Posted 12 March 2010 - 05:10 PM
ahaha thats hilarious
You damn right it is, foo!!
#316
Posted 12 March 2010 - 05:18 PM
I prefer guys without chest hair, but tolerate it now cos my BF is hairy. *shrug*Dude, smooth skin beats some rough cunts skin. Who wants to touch bumpy / dirty skin? srsly.
Thankyou, I feel more blokey already
MANISH:
Twink, Punkrockbigmouth, kbbbb, talbs, Yukixx, behemoth, Fatal, bigtyme05, jonnykun, Bohgaurd , and Naked Men Washing Car
#317
Posted 12 March 2010 - 05:26 PM
#318
Posted 12 March 2010 - 05:54 PM
Mr. T brings you a rant about Manliness.
Edited by Elindoril, 12 March 2010 - 05:55 PM.
#319
Posted 12 March 2010 - 06:11 PM
Why is he rhyming?Mr. T brings you a rant about Manliness.
I like the Mr T promotion, "get some nuts". It's got more edge to it than the last one "Snickers really satisfies" and "Mars a day helps you work, rest and play".
#320
Posted 12 March 2010 - 06:12 PM
It's harder to get an entire rant out with rhymes, thus it's manlier.Why is he rhyming?
Or is he rapping without music?
I like the Mr T promotion, "get some nuts". It's got more edge to it than the last one "Snickers really satisfies" and "Mars a day helps you work, rest and play".
#321
Posted 13 March 2010 - 04:06 AM
CHUCK NORRIS:
Chuck Norris
MANLIEST:
Hawk, Elindoril, iargue, Zackjizzle, JCRboy, Shadow, Frank, Waser, Dan, Rambo, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Non-Clooney Batman
MANLY:
Noit, Unseen, MasterJunpei, Oaken, Silver, and Burt Reynolds
MANISH:
Twink, Punkrockbigmouth, kbbbb, talbs, Yukixx, behemoth, Metigue, Fatal, bigtyme05, jonnykun, Bohgaurd , and Naked Men Washing Car
LADYTYPES:
jcrgirl, kittycat, funnelcake, littleone, and Jessica Alba
LITTLE BITCHES:
Kweh, Jaaaaaaaaaake , and Cat Getting Raped by Dog
#322
Posted 13 March 2010 - 04:08 AM
People still like Chuck Norris jokes?CHUCK NORRIS:
Chuck Norris
#323
Posted 13 March 2010 - 04:41 AM
People still like Chuck Norris jokes?
I haven't heard a chuck norris joke in a long time and for good reason..
#324
Posted 13 March 2010 - 07:10 AM
Why not Sylvester Stallone I mean, he is Rambo and Rocky.
#325
Posted 13 March 2010 - 07:54 AM
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