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#301 Jake2

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:28 PM

Dude, smooth skin beats some rough cunts skin. Who wants to touch bumpy / dirty skin? srsly.

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    #302 Elindoril

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    Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:38 PM

    Dude, smooth skin beats some rough cunts skin. Who wants to touch bumpy / dirty skin? srsly.

    I look at my leg, and it is neither bumpy nor dirty.

    Also, everyone has their own preferences, stop trying to push yours on us.

    #303 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:13 PM

    RANKING SYSTEM AND A HUNDRED EMOTICONS.


    Your score system is flawed, Noit. I'm certain we all agree Jaaaaakey is not the manliest person merely because he posts every 5 seconds about how lovely it is to have a freshly shaved nutsack. While I'm pretty sure Rambo is indeed more manly than me, I think it's fair to say Jaaaakey is beneath me in the ranks of manly. I'd go as far to say that Georgina, who has not posted in this thread, and who happens to be a gorgeous blond female with ample boobies, is more manly than Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakey.

    It needs a less specific scoring system. Reguarding people who have posted in this thread it shall be like so:

    MANLIEST:
    Hawk, Elindoril, iargue, Zackjizzle, JCRboy, Shadow, Frank, Waser, Dan, Rambo, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Non-Clooney Batman

    MANLY:
    Noit, Unseen, MasterJunpei, Oaken, Silver, and Burt Reynolds

    MANISH:
    Twink, Punkrockbigmouth, kbbbb, talbs, Yukixx, behemoth, Fatal, bigtyme05, jonnykun, Bohgaurd , and Naked Men Washing Car

    LADYTYPES:
    jcrgirl, kittycat, funnelcake, littleone, and Jessica Alba

    LITTLE BITCHES:
    Kweh, Jaaaaaaaaaake , and Cat Getting Raped by Dog

    Please take notice, I don't know if funnelcake is a girl or not, but having the username FUNNELCAKE puts one in the ladytypes just as the username RAMBO puts one in the manliest.
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    Edited by punkrockbigmouth, 11 March 2010 - 08:14 PM.


    #304 Jake2

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    Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:27 PM

    I don't like this ranking system one bit.

    :(:(:(:(

    #305 Mr. Hobo

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    Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:29 PM

    I think rankings should go by penis size

    So naturally I win. And Pyke comes in last, because it's obvious his name is compensating for something

    #306 Nearx

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    Posted 11 March 2010 - 10:05 PM

    LMAO

    CLICK

    And you thought Powerthirst was the manliest drink?

    #307 iargue

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    Posted 11 March 2010 - 10:52 PM

    Your score system is flawed, Noit. I'm certain we all agree Jaaaaakey is not the manliest person merely because he posts every 5 seconds about how lovely it is to have a freshly shaved nutsack. While I'm pretty sure Rambo is indeed more manly than me, I think it's fair to say Jaaaakey is beneath me in the ranks of manly. I'd go as far to say that Georgina, who has not posted in this thread, and who happens to be a gorgeous blond female with ample boobies, is more manly than Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakey.

    It needs a less specific scoring system. Reguarding people who have posted in this thread it shall be like so:

    MANLIEST:
    Hawk, Elindoril, iargue, Zackjizzle, JCRboy, Shadow, Frank, Waser, Dan, Rambo, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Non-Clooney Batman

    MANLY:
    Noit, Unseen, MasterJunpei, Oaken, Silver, and Burt Reynolds

    MANISH:
    Twink, Punkrockbigmouth, kbbbb, talbs, Yukixx, behemoth, Fatal, bigtyme05, jonnykun, Bohgaurd , and Naked Men Washing Car

    LADYTYPES:
    jcrgirl, kittycat, funnelcake, littleone, and Jessica Alba

    LITTLE BITCHES:
    Kweh, Jaaaaaaaaaake , and Cat Getting Raped by Dog

    Please take notice, I don't know if funnelcake is a girl or not, but having the username FUNNELCAKE puts one in the ladytypes just as the username RAMBO puts one in the manliest.


    Jcr has posted wayyyy to many gay pics in this thread to be in the Manliest section.

    #308 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 11 March 2010 - 10:57 PM

    I don't like this ranking system one bit.
    Sadface sadface, wets-the-bed

    This response does not help your bitch-factor.

    Jcr has posted wayyyy to many gay pics in this thread to be in the Manliest section.

    Dude, gay = man times 2! :p
    Perhaps you're right. Also, he enjoys showtunes. Maybe he should be downgraded to Manly.

    #309 Jake2

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    Posted 11 March 2010 - 11:00 PM

    There's nothing wrong with complaining. xD

    #310 iargue

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    Posted 12 March 2010 - 12:17 AM

    There's nothing wrong with complaining. xD



    See. Another unmanly thing again.

    #311 MasterJunpei

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    Posted 12 March 2010 - 12:19 AM

    QUOTES

    Dumbshit, I have a secret for you.

    Spoiler

    Don't tell anyone. It's just between you and me.


    Well, it sounds like something I'd say. But I guess we'll never know for sure since there's no possible way of telling.
    That picture of Artificial still gets me. It's so funny.


    Yes. We know.


    *goes to MasterJunpei's profile. Judges him.*
    He does kind of look like Dennis.
    And he's from Texas. Being from Texas automatically gives a person 50 Man-Points. Having a mustache gives you 75.


    shouldn't I be in the manliest because I got 50 man points from this :D

    #312 iargue

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    Posted 12 March 2010 - 01:32 AM

    shouldn't I be in the manliest because I got 50 man points from this :D

    Are you on crack? 50 points isnt enough to bridge the gap. You gotta realize that we also have manpoints, and a shitton at that.

    #313 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 12 March 2010 - 07:40 AM

    There's nothing wrong with complaining. xD

    shouldn't I be in the manliest because I got 50 man points from this Posted Image

    I got 50 points for being from Texas, too. So really, that should put you in a tie with someone who had a sparkly RPatz as an avatar.

    Elindoril posted this a while back in another topic, but it speaks volumes.
    Learn something, you two.
    [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkT_d2OTgv0"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=OkT_d2OTgv0[/url]
    Get some nuts

    Edited by punkrockbigmouth, 12 March 2010 - 07:42 AM.


    #314 MasterJunpei

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    Posted 12 March 2010 - 09:01 AM

    ahaha thats hilarious

    #315 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 12 March 2010 - 05:10 PM

    ahaha thats hilarious


    You damn right it is, foo!!

    #316 kbbbb

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    Posted 12 March 2010 - 05:18 PM

    Dude, smooth skin beats some rough cunts skin. Who wants to touch bumpy / dirty skin? srsly.

    I prefer guys without chest hair, but tolerate it now cos my BF is hairy. *shrug*


    MANISH:
    Twink, Punkrockbigmouth, kbbbb, talbs, Yukixx, behemoth, Fatal, bigtyme05, jonnykun, Bohgaurd , and Naked Men Washing Car

    Thankyou, I feel more blokey already :)

    #317 jcrdude

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    Posted 12 March 2010 - 05:26 PM

    I had to +1 Punk's fine research work. There was no way around it.

    #318 Elindoril

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    Posted 12 March 2010 - 05:54 PM

    [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTwaX2AAAlQ"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=DTwaX2AAAlQ[/url]
    Mr. T brings you a rant about Manliness.

    Edited by Elindoril, 12 March 2010 - 05:55 PM.


    #319 kbbbb

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    Posted 12 March 2010 - 06:11 PM

    Mr. T brings you a rant about Manliness.

    Why is he rhyming? :S Or is he rapping without music?

    I like the Mr T promotion, "get some nuts". It's got more edge to it than the last one "Snickers really satisfies" and "Mars a day helps you work, rest and play".

    #320 Elindoril

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    Posted 12 March 2010 - 06:12 PM

    Why is he rhyming? :S Or is he rapping without music?

    I like the Mr T promotion, "get some nuts". It's got more edge to it than the last one "Snickers really satisfies" and "Mars a day helps you work, rest and play".

    It's harder to get an entire rant out with rhymes, thus it's manlier.

    #321 Metigue

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    Posted 13 March 2010 - 04:06 AM

    I took the liberty of making a correction to your table,

    CHUCK NORRIS:
    Chuck Norris

    MANLIEST:
    Hawk, Elindoril, iargue, Zackjizzle, JCRboy, Shadow, Frank, Waser, Dan, Rambo, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Non-Clooney Batman

    MANLY:
    Noit, Unseen, MasterJunpei, Oaken, Silver, and Burt Reynolds

    MANISH:
    Twink, Punkrockbigmouth, kbbbb, talbs, Yukixx, behemoth, Metigue, Fatal, bigtyme05, jonnykun, Bohgaurd , and Naked Men Washing Car

    LADYTYPES:
    jcrgirl, kittycat, funnelcake, littleone, and Jessica Alba

    LITTLE BITCHES:
    Kweh, Jaaaaaaaaaake , and Cat Getting Raped by Dog

    #322 Elindoril

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    Posted 13 March 2010 - 04:08 AM

    CHUCK NORRIS:
    Chuck Norris

    People still like Chuck Norris jokes?

    #323 Jake2

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    Posted 13 March 2010 - 04:41 AM

    People still like Chuck Norris jokes?


    I haven't heard a chuck norris joke in a long time and for good reason..

    #324 Drakonid

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    Posted 13 March 2010 - 07:10 AM

    Schwarzenegger amongst the manliest?
    Why not Sylvester Stallone I mean, he is Rambo and Rocky.

    #325 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 13 March 2010 - 07:54 AM

    Now ya'll are just nitpicking, which is a trait that can downgrade you straight to being a little bitch. So cut it out.
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