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#826 pabs123

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 06:51 PM

How about his nice conversation with Christian Bale?


I wish I could put my reaction to that conversation into wordsO_o

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    #827 vin

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    Posted 19 July 2010 - 11:20 PM

    i dont think you realize how long it just took me to read all 34 pages of this.

    but oh boy was it worth it.


    hahahah.

    whos alba?


    ^ this one shocked me the most. hahaha

    #828 emerkeng

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    Posted 23 July 2010 - 01:27 AM

    i dont think you realize how long it just took me to read all 34 pages of this.

    but oh boy was it worth it.


    hahahah.



    ^ this one shocked me the most. hahaha


    This thread is awesome testosterone madness
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    ^^^That's an Alba. =)


    #829 pabs123

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    Posted 23 July 2010 - 08:57 AM

    This thread is awesome testosterone madness
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    ^^^That's an Alba. =)



    now THERE is a good sandwich maker...mmm



    #830 westbigballin

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    Posted 23 July 2010 - 11:26 PM

    man checking in

    avid MMA fan - not just a UFC fanboy
    lift weights, enjoy the manly life of watching porn and admirin hot wimmenz
    can cook like a man
    and i train BJJ and love fighting (even though i suck... its just fun)

    however, neopets is a hit on my manhood...

    just started back up a few days ago because i realized my childhood dream of owning a badass Krawk...

    #831 Jake

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    Posted 24 July 2010 - 11:13 AM

    It sucks being in the dilemma I'm in, and I have let it drag on far too long. Around 5-10 fat chicks (some have potential to be hot if they lost some lbs) text me on a day-weekly basis obviously looking for sex, the only reason I haven't told them straight out I wouldn't bang them is because they buy me free food and provide alchys/weed any time really.

    WAT DO

    #832 Georgina

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    Posted 24 July 2010 - 11:17 AM

    It sucks being in the dilemma I'm in, and I have let it drag on far too long. Around 5-10 fat chicks (some have potential to be hot if they lost some lbs) text me on a day-weekly basis obviously looking for sex, the only reason I haven't told them straight out I wouldn't bang them is because they buy me free food and provide alchys/weed any time really.

    WAT DO


    Cut off the ones that dont have potention to be hot, and the ones with most to loose.

    Nowt rong with a few extra pounds! More cushin for the pushin'

    #833 westbigballin

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    Posted 24 July 2010 - 11:52 AM

    gross. i despise fat people.

    i'd just tell them all off.

    #834 Jake

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    Posted 24 July 2010 - 12:11 PM

    Cut off the ones that dont have potention to be hot, and the ones with most to loose.

    Nowt rong with a few extra pounds! More cushin for the pushin'


    I agree if the girls are just a bit chunky and might have a roll or two, but eh when it starts neck pudging that's too far for me.

    #835 pabs123

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    Posted 24 July 2010 - 02:03 PM

    I agree if the girls are just a bit chunky and might have a roll or two, but eh when it starts neck pudging that's too far for me.


    idea: tell all of them you've just had an asthma attack at the park causing them to run for you..first ones to get there clearly are the best fit=they would exercise more efficiently=lose weight faster=hottie=sex

    Edited by pabs123, 24 July 2010 - 02:03 PM.


    #836 Jake

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    Posted 24 July 2010 - 06:42 PM

    idea: tell all of them you've just had an asthma attack at the park causing them to run for you..first ones to get there clearly are the best fit=they would exercise more efficiently=lose weight faster=hottie=sex


    Damn guy that sounds really fun if I was under the influence of something, the outcome would be jokes too. Maybe man... :p

    #837 pabs123

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    Posted 25 July 2010 - 11:47 AM

    Damn guy that sounds really fun if I was under the influence of something, the outcome would be jokes too. Maybe man... :p


    also, videotape the whole thing

    #838 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 25 July 2010 - 01:19 PM

    It sucks being in the dilemma I'm in, and I have let it drag on far too long. Around 5-10 fat chicks (some have potential to be hot if they lost some lbs) text me on a day-weekly basis obviously looking for sex, the only reason I haven't told them straight out I wouldn't bang them is because they buy me free food and provide alchys/weed any time really.


    Maybe they're just using you for another excuse to eat.

    #839 Frank274

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    Posted 25 July 2010 - 03:55 PM

    Maybe they're just using you for another excuse to eat.


    Hm... depends on how fat we are talking here. I don't like really super skinny girls, and I don't mind a girl with SOME extra. It all depends on how tall she is :p

    But I love eating too... so maybe I'd just hang around fat girls because they will feed me :D

    #840 Frank274

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    Posted 25 July 2010 - 03:55 PM

    Stupid double posts :(

    Edited by Frank274, 25 July 2010 - 03:56 PM.


    #841 iargue

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    Posted 26 July 2010 - 01:39 AM

    Just finished another night of beer pong.

    This is deffinately the best game ever. It combines the epic awesoemness of competition with the fun of being drunk. Someone google who invented Beer Pong and tell me, because I'm too drunk. :)

    Also. I wish I could post nudes, buuuuut.

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    #842 Jake

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    Posted 26 July 2010 - 05:26 AM

    lol when I text drunk my words are not understandable, probably the same if I type it out.

    #843 Frank274

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    Posted 26 July 2010 - 11:39 AM

    Just finished another night of beer pong.

    This is deffinately the best game ever. It combines the epic awesoemness of competition with the fun of being drunk. Someone google who invented Beer Pong and tell me, because I'm too drunk. :)

    Also. I wish I could post nudes, buuuuut.

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    I challenge you to a game! I get better the more drunk I am :D

    #844 iargue

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    Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:37 AM

    I challenge you to a game! I get better the more drunk I am :D


    You suck that bad?

    I hate people that claim that they get better the more drunk they are. Only way that can happen is if you cant make a single shot when sober....

    #845 Jake

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    Posted 27 July 2010 - 02:45 AM

    I always suck at beer pong but I get pretty good at pool when I'm consuming alcohol. eg. Take 2 shots sober to sink a ball but when I'm drunk I can get 3 balls in one shot sometimes lolz

    #846 vin

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    Posted 28 July 2010 - 12:37 AM

    speaking of beer pong.... i played the other day . but oh someone wanted to talk to me outside and i walk out with a beer. wa-la here comes the cops. now im efffffffed for open container and underaged drinking. cool story right? i know.

    #847 Frank274

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    Posted 28 July 2010 - 08:21 AM

    You suck that bad?

    I hate people that claim that they get better the more drunk they are. Only way that can happen is if you cant make a single shot when sober....


    Haha no. But for some reason no matter how sober I am, I can never sink the last shot. Put a few drinks in my belly, and it comes almost natural :p

    #848 bends1

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    Posted 28 July 2010 - 10:36 AM

    You suck that bad?

    I hate people that claim that they get better the more drunk they are. Only way that can happen is if you cant make a single shot when sober....


    Drinking helps for those of us who would otherwise overthink the shots.

    #849 iargue

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    Posted 30 July 2010 - 05:49 AM

    Drinking helps for those of us who would otherwise overthink the shots.



    Yeah. I agree. :|.

    But once I reach a certain point of being drunk, its all gone. :p

    #850 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 30 July 2010 - 05:54 AM

    Yeah. I agree.  :|.


    What?! WHAATT?!?! I cannot believe my eyes?! YOU AGREE?!  JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!? 


    :p




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