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[jcrdude]

Here's the hypothetical situation:

1. Man has two functional penises
2. Man falls in love with woman
3. Woman falls in love with man
4. They decide to get intimate
5. Woman is not mortified by the whole two penis thing

Questions:

1. Is it okay for the woman to laugh the first time she sees this situation?
2. Is it okay for the woman to only "love" one of the penises and neglect the other?
3. Do they get separate but equal time?
4. Do they ever get "love" at the same time?
5. Are threesomes out of the question?

DISCUSS

(and yes, this may be the most bizarre topic of conversation I've ever brought up. Feel free to ask for clarifying details)

[Elindoril]

Let's just skip this and go watch Bible Black, at least in the OVAs there are chicks that use magic to grow a couple of dicks.

[jcrdude]

cut that second sucker off

Wuuut. Come on... that is an important part of him that has survived years of awkwardness in public showers and he has come to terms with it. Now he's being asked to get rid of it? Have you no heart?!?

Let's just skip this and go watch Bible Black, at least in the OVAs there are chicks that use magic to grow a couple of dicks.

Also, I'm trying to get to the emotional core of a bizarre physical situation. Bible Black just goes right into the gratification possibilities.

[Elindoril]

Also, I'm trying to get to the emotional core of a bizarre physical situation.

Just go ask the people that interacted with the man with the 13 inch penis, that is probably just as bad as some fictional situation such as this.

Hell, even at 10, it was the biggest dick women have ever seen.

[Metigue]

Just go ask the people that interacted with the man with the 13 inch penis, that is probably just as bad as some fictional situation such as this.

Hell, even at 10, it was the biggest dick women have ever seen.

What JC is getting at, is the awkwardness of the situation, as in what would your partner do if you had two dicks? Someone having a 13 inch dick, while being inconveniently massive, would not have this problem.

[Elindoril]

What JC is getting at, is the awkwardness of the situation, as in what would your partner do if you had two dicks? Someone having a 13 inch dick, while being inconveniently massive, would not have this problem.

How would having a 13 inch penis not be awkward? I mean, I'd rather see two small dicks than something out of a monster flick.

[MasterJunpei]

hmm IMO I think depending on the woman she would either a. dislike it completely, or b. see it as a double penetration wish come true

One question though Isn't this kinda bordering on this

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[Elindoril]

Board rules:Adult oriented material is not allowed on Neocodex so please don't post it.

Well, we're not posting pictures and the Testosterone thread has done worse than this by far, and that hasn't been shut down.

[Daryl]

Here's the hypothetical situation:

1. Man has two functional penises
2. Man falls in love with woman
3. Woman falls in love with man
4. They decide to get intimate
5. Woman is not mortified by the whole two penis thing


DISCUSS

(and yes, this may be the most bizarre topic of conversation I've ever brought up. Feel free to ask for clarifying details)

Questions:

1. Is it okay for the woman to laugh the first time she sees this situation?
She should be shocked

2. Is it okay for the woman to only "love" one of the penises and neglect the other?
When they get on to two, they would love them all

3. Do they get separate but equal time?
How do they get seperated when they are both on one guy

4. Do they ever get "love" at the same time?
Obviously they do

5. Are threesomes out of the question?
It isn't threesome in this case. Just a guy with two penis don't mean threesome, its DP

[luvsmyncis]

I guess her laughing would be a kinder reaction than her depantsing him only to fall backwards shouting, "SWEET JESUS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"

[Elindoril]

It isn't threesome in this case. Just a guy with two penis don't mean threesome, its DP

Or he positions the women together and gets both. AT THE SAME TIME.

Can't let one girl hog everything.

[jcrdude]

Apparently this is not as completely ludicrous a thought as I previously supposed.

LINK THAT INCLUDES BLACK AND WHITE PICTURES OF DIPHALLIC TERATA (OTHER THAN THAT NOTHING NSFW... JUST TEXT)

We also have an article from The Sun UK that includes a photo about a boy born in China... if that improves the reliability of a newspaper that prints a topless girl on Page 3 any...

And an article from a slightly more reliable newspaper about a boy born in Russia that had two right in the pelvic region, but does not include a photo. This article cites the events listed in The Sun's article.

[Elindoril]

We also have an article from The Sun UK that includes a photo about a boy born in China... if that improves the reliability of a newspaper that prints a topless girl on Page 3 any...

Wow, that's not something you see everyday.

[Salamanda]

IMO.
1. Is it okay for the woman to laugh the first time she sees this situation? No way, she should either just love it (whore!) or politely leave.
2. Is it okay for the woman to only "love" one of the penises and neglect the other? Of course, its not like he's gonna notice. Holy shit, would it feel twice as good to him though?? HMMM.
3. Do they get separate but equal time? Totally optional.
4. Do they ever get "love" at the same time? If the broad is a total cock gobbler, then sure.
5. Are threesomes out of the question? Yes. Because chances are the other girl/man? in the 3some is a fucking creep or massive whore/slut. NTY. And seeing the articles, unless the penis was on his back, I'm pretty sure that it would be physically impossible. It would be a mess of concussions and awkwardness.

[Noitidart]

W...T...F?

Seriously if that's true chop one off sheesh...
It's like the extra thumb thing man just chop it off.

[Qwerty54]

Having two penises makes you twice the man of course.

[jcrdude]

IMO.
1. Is it okay for the woman to laugh the first time she sees this situation? No way, she should either just love it (whore!) or politely leave.
2. Is it okay for the woman to only "love" one of the penises and neglect the other? Of course, its not like he's gonna notice. Holy shit, would it feel twice as good to him though?? HMMM.
3. Do they get separate but equal time? Totally optional.
4. Do they ever get "love" at the same time? If the broad is a total cock gobbler, then sure.
5. Are threesomes out of the question? Yes. Because chances are the other girl/man? in the 3some is a fucking creep or massive whore/slut. NTY. And seeing the articles, unless the penis was on his back, I'm pretty sure that it would be physically impossible. It would be a mess of concussions and awkwardness.

Thank you for taking serious thread seriously. And I'm pretty sure that if I had two penises I would find SOME way to pull off an effective threesome. Just saying. Even if it were for no other reason than the porn.

[Elindoril]

I would find SOME way to pull off an effective threesome. Just saying. Even if it were for no other reason than the porn.

Not hard, I saw Bible Black demonstrate it well.

[chobitz]

Forget that girl..find someone with two vaginas!
http://en.wikipedia....erine_Didelphys

Yep they are more common then two penises..

[Qwerty54]

Forget that girl..find someone with two vaginas!
http://en.wikipedia....erine_Didelphys

Yep they are more common then two penises..

lol. I wouldn't know what the fuck to do!

[moosejuice]

all i have to say is... it isn't cheating if its the other penis.

just kdding... kinda

[Mr. Hobo]

Solution: marry a women with 2 vaginas

[moosejuice]

Solution: marry a women with 2 vaginas

haha that pretty much sums it up i guess

[kiddX]

maybe it should be called penii and not penises if its 1 person that has them both