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[jcrdude]

Ok. So I'm no master of all things Insane Clown Posse, but I know a few things

WARNING: For all those who said "sigh, ICP... let's move on to the next thread," keep reading. It gets better.


1. Super-fans are called juggalos
2. Super-fans with tits are called juggalettes
3. ICP paints their faces like clowns in a "Dark Carnival"
4. Some number between "some" and "many" of their songs involve violence and rape (which is pretty awesome for rap group apparently)

Let me sample some lyrical genius(?) at you

everybody everybody everybody runmurdering murdering murdering fun
swing swing swing
chop chop chop
swing swing swing
chop chop chop

Yes, that was "My Axe" which was about killing bigots. Yes, it's violence, but it's violence you can get behind

It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
For only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will probably jump again
But only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear

This would be the lyrical poetry of "The Dating Game." Your parents might not like this one as much.

THEN.... there's this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs


Oh, yes, that was some visual and aural "wtf." Your brain is rubbing its chin trying to figure out the mixed messages that just got delivered to it.

I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
Fucking rainbows after it rains
There's enough miracles here to blow your brains

Wait... what was that again? "Fucking rainbows after it rains"?

This has surpassed the most awkward phrase I have ever heard, which before was

"'ey, man... I fucking love those adorable little kitties and shit"

If you passed the video, go back, watch it..... listen to it.... then once the song ends and silence sets in.... listen to the sound of your brain trying to claw its way out of your ear.

[iargue]

listen to the sound of your brain trying to claw its way out of your ear.

Wow.....I agree with that. This music makes my brain wish to escape...

[jcrdude]

Wow.....I agree with that. This music makes my brain wish to escape...

At the same time I'm sitting here and just in awe of the pure retardation.

He doesn't trust scientists because they be lying and pissing him off

[DudeOnline]

F.Y.I... A juggalo is not necessarily a fan of ICP, its more someone who is a fan of any Psychopathic Records artist.
I'm a Juggalo, and I think ICP is shit.

Listen to some Twiztid and Zug Izland and get back to me.

[jcrdude]

F.Y.I... A juggalo is not necessarily a fan of ICP, its more someone who is a fan of any Psychopathic Records artist.
I'm a Juggalo, and I think ICP is shit.

Listen to some Twiztid and Zug Izland and get back to me.

Was not aware of this. Last time I checked, this was my answer:

What is a juggalo? Lemme think for a second. (well? )Oh, he gets butt naked.And then he walks through the street winkin’ at freaks,Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!

[DudeOnline]

Was not aware of this. Last time I checked, this was my answer:

Yeah...now you're just being a jackass. If you take the lyrics for just a bit more than face value, they're trying to say that they have no idea what a Juggalo is, or there is no meaning.

nice effort but your troll-fu is weak, grasshopper. 2/10

[jcrdude]

Yeah...now you're just being a jackass. If you take the lyrics for just a bit more than face value, they're trying to say that they have no idea what a Juggalo is, or there is no meaning.

nice effort but your troll-fu is weak, grasshopper. 2/10

I never intended a troll in fairness. I was just going off of friends from high school who quite suddenly came to be "Juggalos" when they became fans of ICP. I didn't find the music to be funny, pleasing to the ear, or entertaining, so I took it at face value.

I think we can both agree though, that this quote

I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

Is definitely from a bad song, but in addition is:

a) Verifiable one of the stupidest stanzas to ever be recorded on an album
b) The greatest troll ever, 20 years in the making

[luvsmyncis]

And remember, some Trekkies don't like to be called Trekkies. They prefer Trekers. It's more dignified.


Sorry, JCR. If I'm in the mood for retarded rap music, I google Lil Jon.

[chobitz]

What a waste of air. I hate rap as a rule but damn they make most rap look like classical music.

BTW here's a darker side of Juggelos:

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh5Gte9UUzE"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=gh5Gte9UUzE[/url]

Edited by chobitz, 15 April 2010 - 07:48 AM.

[jcrdude]

Sorry, JCR. If I'm in the mood for retarded rap music, I google Lil Jon.

Well I would maintain that PERHAPS Lil Jon gets excited when he raps("WUT?"). And when he gets excited("YEAH"), he gets elevated to a realm beyond words("OK").

ICP on the other hand just has retarded lyrics.

What a waste of air. I hate rap as a rule but damn they make most rap look like classical music.

BTW here's a darker side of Juggelos:

LOL! This is some alarmist journalism at its best, but at least it got ICP to admit that they have some retarded lyrics.

Reporter: "Isn't this barely literate?"
Violent J: "Maybe to you, you sound smart as a motherfucker"

But I'm going to boil this down to actual scientific methods.

Anecdotal evidence is not a firm basis to support causality

-There are psychopaths in every culture
-The media is trying to claim causality: that the music causes these people to be violent
-Actual science would study both approaches: Is it the music that causes the acts, or does the music attract that variety of person?

I like that the report slips this counterargument in as a single line near the end:

"There remains no definitive evidence that watching a horror movie, playing a violent video game, or listening to ICP causes people to commit crime"

That would be when I write this off as SLIGHTLY ABOVE bullshit. Bullshit wouldn't give a counterargument. Bullshit slips it in as a single line after they've already attempted to sway your opinions.

[chobitz]

Well I would maintain that PERHAPS Lil Jon gets excited when he raps("WUT?"). And when he gets excited("YEAH"), he gets elevated to a realm beyond words("OK").

ICP on the other hand just has retarded lyrics.



LOL! This is some alarmist journalism at its best, but at least it got ICP to admit that they have some retarded lyrics.

Reporter: "Isn't this barely literate?"
Violent J: "Maybe to you, you sound smart as a motherfucker"

But I'm going to boil this down to actual scientific methods.

Anecdotal evidence is not a firm basis to support causality

-There are psychopaths in every culture
-The media is trying to claim causality: that the music causes these people to be violent
-Actual science would study both approaches: Is it the music that causes the acts, or does the music attract that variety of person?

I like that the report slips this counterargument in as a single line near the end:

"There remains no definitive evidence that watching a horror movie, playing a violent video game, or listening to ICP causes people to commit crime"

That would be when I write this off as SLIGHTLY ABOVE bullshit. Bullshit wouldn't give a counterargument. Bullshit slips it in as a single line after they've already attempted to sway your opinions.

Oh I 100% agree JCR..its pure BS but I thought it funny that ICP was even mentioned in main stream TV. What now the Manson is middle aged they move to another music act to play the blame game with?

I hate censorship. I hate the idea of another group in the cross hairs.

I , being an old fart, remember the PMRC senate hearings (google it to see footage). At one point John Denver told the senate, intelligently and respectively, to shut the fuck up. That no music makes kids do anything..

[jcrdude]

Oh I 100% agree JCR..its pure BS but I thought it funny that ICP was even mentioned in main stream TV. What now the Manson is middle aged they move to another music act to play the blame game with?

I hate censorship. I hate the idea of another group in the cross hairs.

I , being an old fart, remember the PMRC senate hearings (google it to see footage). At one point John Denver told the senate, intelligently and respectively, to shut the fuck up. That no music makes kids do anything..

Sadly, I don't think media will stop being alarmist. Let's face it: It gets viewers and it gets people talking.

[luvsmyncis]

This was the best part...
THE GIANT VAGINA

Fuckin' miracles.

[jcrdude]

This was the best part...
THE GIANT VAGINA

Wow... that giant vagina is giving birth to Violent J AND the Universe?

In fairness, that would be a magic vagina

[luvsmyncis]

Last night on Saturday Night Live there was a skit about that retarded video...
http://www.hulu.com/...t-dirt-festival
Haw haw!!

[Elindoril]

Last night on Saturday Night Live there was a skit about that retarded video...
http://www.hulu.com/...t-dirt-festival
Haw haw!!

Hulu.

FFFFFUUUU

[chobitz]

Hulu.

FFFFFUUUU

Well...
I tried to find it on youtube and no one has it up yet..but it was awesome.

[jcrdude]

Last night on Saturday Night Live there was a skit about that retarded video...
http://www.hulu.com/...t-dirt-festival
Haw haw!!

In all fairness, they almost did it justice.

[luvsmyncis]

Hulu.
FFFFFUUUU

Sorry, pal!!
See if you can catch this YouTube one before they take it down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR8Nzf1IJzs