31 replies to this topic

[Jake]

4 days of booze on a 5 day trip.

FML on the 5th day.

[Xwee]

So I went the my date with my girlfriend at 6, and she didnt show up, so at 6:30 I texted her asking were she was. She says "At mcdonalds with jessica, you, lol", and I said "At the restraunt" and she said, "I'm not hungry, I'll see you later, k?" So I had to call the waiter to get my ring back from the wine and go home.

Was this recent or a while back? And sorry to hear that. Didn't she realize that you had made plans that day?

[Warriors]

lol Xwee..wasn't him..


as for me..I got 2 speeding tickets within 3 days..And then I fucked up two cars in a week and now i am carless...my Head gasket blew on my integ and on my benz I crashed it on the freeway cuz of some dumbass girl who couldn't drive..Now I gotta save up for a new car..FML.

[luvsmyncis]

Sometimes when I'm folding the prescription information leaflets at work, I get a papercut.
FUCK MY LIIIIIIFFFFEEEE!!!
My pain > your pain

[Wangalang]

I'm in IB. FML each day.

[Volition]

I'm in IB. FML each day.

AHAHAHAHA I'm in IB too, we're bros in the same struggle xD

Edited by SilentErection, 10 May 2010 - 08:16 PM.

[Boggart]

FML gets me through the day. I love it I actually got one submitted on the site And MLIA used to be good, but now it's llaammeee