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[Zodiac]

They don't necessarily have to be only your FMLs, go ahead and share your favorites, whether it's off sites or from personal experience or watching someone go through that experience!

My biggest FML was when I sent a text asking my girl whether she wanted to go out tonight (that night) and accidentally sent it to my friend Jared instead... I didn't realized until like two weeks after when he confronted me!

[Noitidart]

I don't have a person FML and know I never will but the stuff I read on there is hilarious. I mean they FML at the simplest things. Like "We only by the cardboard liter OJs and Milks. So I was going to pour milk into my coffe so went to the fridge and grabbed a box and poured it all the while looking at the coffee but thinking about something else. Then as I was putting the cap back on I realized it was OJ. FML"

Im like wtf! LOL

[Xwee]

FML?

[BuckFutter]

Parked my car at the university campus one day, so I took the bus there and grabbed my car keys so I can drive it back. Or at least I thought they were my car keys. My roommate and I have very similar keychains.

[Noitidart]

FML?

"F my life".

[Xwee]

Parked my car at the university campus one day, so I took the bus there and grabbed my car keys so I can drive it back. Or at least I thought they were my car keys. My roommate and I have very similar keychains.

Nice, I read of a similar story.

This girl pulled into a parking lot to go shopping, she came out and got into her car. For some reason as she was driving off, she realized her stations weren't set as they normally are. She drove back to the parking lot only to be confronted by the owner of the car and a police officer. Another car identicle to hers had been parked right next to hers while she was shopping. Only so many keys could be swapped to different cars. The cop ended up getting a good laugh and the owner of the "stolen vehicle" didn't press charges since the whole thing was a mistake.

[generalgsus]

I don't have a person FML and know I never will but the stuff I read on there is hilarious. I mean they FML at the simplest things. Like "We only by the cardboard liter OJs and Milks. So I was going to pour milk into my coffe so went to the fridge and grabbed a box and poured it all the while looking at the coffee but thinking about something else. Then as I was putting the cap back on I realized it was OJ. FML"

Im like wtf! LOL

LOL. I'm like that too. I absolutely LOVE people who have the most random FML ever, but you laugh just at the ridiculousness of them.

@ Xwee, yeah, think of the big "F word (4 letters)" my life. Term used to denote "OMG I HATE MY LIFE" and such, due to one or more possible events due to bad luck.

[Xwee]

"F my life".

LOL oh I see, I know the "f" part after reading the second post, but wasn't sure on the M and L.. thanks for clearing it up

[Ambition]

Flunk my AP US DBQ essay.

[Sinwin]

Flunk my AP US DBQ essay.

Me too. My teacher was a retard... he make my class read from the book OUT LOUD everyday...

[outsidedream86]

This story isn't mine--my previous boss told it to me when I was on my internship--but it is definitely a FML. When he was a student, he had been hired for a six-month internship in Chicago. He had signed the lease for an apartment, bought his plane ticket, had some of his possessions shipped. He showed up on his first day of work...but nobody had a clue who he was. Turns out, the hiring manager had been fired between my boss getting hired and actually starting his job. And the hiring manager hadn't told anybody that she had hired an intern. The company's basic response was, "Um, sorry, we don't have any work for you. Goodbye."

He spent the next six months digging ditches along the highway.

[BuckFutter]

Flunk my AP US DBQ essay.

What was the DBQ topic this year?

[Noitidart]

This story isn't mine--my previous boss told it to me when I was on my internship--but it is definitely a FML. When he was a student, he had been hired for a six-month internship in Chicago. He had signed the lease for an apartment, bought his plane ticket, had some of his possessions shipped. He showed up on his first day of work...but nobody had a clue who he was. Turns out, the hiring manager had been fired between my boss getting hired and actually starting his job. And the hiring manager hadn't told anybody that she had hired an intern. The company's basic response was, "Um, sorry, we don't have any work for you. Goodbye."

He spent the next six months digging ditches along the highway.

Holy shet that's effed up. Poor guy.
He made it good though in the end huh?

[generalgsus]

Me too. My teacher was a retard... he make my class read from the book OUT LOUD everyday...

Wow. In an AP class? The teacher must be retarded or something - he should be discussing bigger picture concepts and interlinking parts of history so that he can show the class that history is just one big glob of "inseparable events."

Here's some more: they're MLIAs but still funny nonetheless.

Today in church I was singing a hymn. The line was “love puts you on your knees” I laughed. I saw the priest smirk too. MLIA

Today, I realized my initials are TIM. My first name is Tim. When I told my parents this, my dad got out of his chair and applauded me. My mother than handed him a 100 dollar bill. They had made a bet to see if I could realize my name and initials were the same. MLIA

LOL!

[Zodiac]

whats dbq

rofllllllll you guys are funny very much

i adore the stories, plz keep them guys

[BuckFutter]

Wow. In an AP class? The teacher must be retarded or something - he should be discussing bigger picture concepts and interlinking parts of history so that he can show the class that history is just one big glob of "inseparable events."

In my AP History, all reading was done at home. Class was directed towards a specific part of each reading, so everyone was expected to be knowledgable of the subject and be ready for discussion.

[generalgsus]

In my AP History, all reading was done at home. Class was directed towards a specific part of each reading, so everyone was expected to be knowledgable of the subject and be ready for discussion.

Seriously though, that's what all AP history classes are like. I can't imagine a teacher stupid enough to make the class waste time by reading out loud. This is AP FFS, at least teach your students to be prepared ahead of time. You don't even have all that much time anyway. Argh. Bad teachers make me RAGE!!!

In my previous AP history classes, if you didn't do the reading/notes, that was too bad for you. Your own points and your own problems to deal with when you fall behind. I like that AP structure.

[Sinwin]

Seriously though, that's what all AP history classes are like. I can't imagine a teacher stupid enough to make the class waste time by reading out loud. This is AP FFS, at least teach your students to be prepared ahead of time. You don't even have all that much time anyway. Argh. Bad teachers make me RAGE!!!

In my previous AP history classes, if you didn't do the reading/notes, that was too bad for you. Your own points and your own problems to deal with when you fall behind. I like that AP structure.

Also, he hands out vocabs and make us read them too. He didnt even plan to do practice DBQs until someone mentioned it... Lame isnt it

[BuckFutter]

Also, he hands out vocabs and make us read them too. He didnt even plan to do practice DBQs until someone mentioned it... Lame isnt it

Should teach normal History instead of AP. There's plenty of kids who don't give a shit about AP classes and he'd be a much better teacher for them it seems like.

[BuckFutter]

Also, he hands out vocabs and make us read them too. He didnt even plan to do practice DBQs until someone mentioned it... Lame isnt it

Should teach normal History instead of AP. There's plenty of kids who don't give a shit about AP classes and he'd be a much better teacher for them it seems like.

[generalgsus]

Should teach normal History instead of AP. There's plenty of kids who don't give a shit about AP classes and he'd be a much better teacher for them it seems like.

How about not normal History, but remedial instead? Reading straight out of books when there are several other things to do in a fairly advanced class means something is wrong.

[Shadowfool]

fml right now. 3 5 page essays due at 12 noon. Haven't started any of them. FMMLFMFLMFLMFLMFLFMFLM I hate finals.

[s00perdr4g00n]

So I was sick on the 26th, I thought "okay, I'll get better in a couple of days." So a couple of days pass, and a week goes by, still sick so I took a trip to the doctors office. I was told I had bronchitis, and had to take X-Rays, so I did, the doctor said I had a buildup of something in my chest, could be pneumonia, and they would let me know if it was, and was prescribed medication for bronchitis. So I'm on my way home thinking "good, finally I will be better in a couple of days, the doctor confirmed it". Take my medicine at home, two hours later when I look at my body and it looks like a huge rash, or like hives and stuff. I find out I'm allergic to doxycycline. Call my doctor the next day, to get new medication and he says "wait a couple days until the doxy is out of your system, come to my office and I will prescribe you different medicine". So I do just that, and when I get there he tells me I have Pneumonia, and gives me 3 medicines to take. FML!

[iargue]

So I went the my date with my girlfriend at 6, and she didnt show up, so at 6:30 I texted her asking were she was. She says "At mcdonalds with jessica, you, lol", and I said "At the restraunt" and she said, "I'm not hungry, I'll see you later, k?" So I had to call the waiter to get my ring back from the wine and go home.

[Shadowfool]

So I went the my date with my girlfriend at 6, and she didnt show up, so at 6:30 I texted her asking were she was. She says "At mcdonalds with jessica, you, lol", and I said "At the restraunt" and she said, "I'm not hungry, I'll see you later, k?" So I had to call the waiter to get my ring back from the wine and go home.

Wow, Your girlfriend is really classy....