93 replies to this topic

[Xwee]

Since when did white+white=black?
Its like saying 1+1=2.

Just curious, what is your math grade? I thought 1+1 = 11...

[BuckFutter]

Since when did white+white=black?
Its like saying 1+1=2.

This hurts my brain. I can almost feel like what the "father" felt when he saw a black baby.

[Junsu]

This hurts my brain. I can almost feel like what the "father" felt when he saw a black baby.

You feel sexually excited??

[Ambition]

You feel sexually excited??

Why would the father have felt sexually excited? More likely, the husband felt confused or betrayed.
That's as dumb as saying 1 + 1 doesn't equal two... oh wait.

Anyway, the story has been deemed fake by the person who brought it up.

Edited by Live, 10 May 2010 - 09:01 PM.

[BuckFutter]

You feel sexually excited??

No I feel like everything is a horrible joke cause the analogy makes no fucking sense.

[Junsu]

Why would the father have felt sexually excited? More likely, the husband felt confused or betrayed.
That's as dumb as saying 1 + 1 doesn't equal two... oh wait.

Anyway, the story has been deemed fake by the person who brought it up.

No really Sherlock.

No I feel like everything is a horrible joke cause the analogy makes no fucking sense.

It was a joke you retard.

[Ambition]

No really Sherlock.




It was a joke you retard.

It was? You'll have to try harder than as it doesn't seem you pulled off a single chuckle.

[Puppetmaster]

Sweeney, you're off the hook.

Since when did white+white=black?
Its like saying 1+1=2.

Sig'd

[Mikes]

Just curious, what is your math grade? I thought 1+1 = 11...

No no no. Accordng to new theories 1 + 1 actually = 276.234.

[jcrdude]

No no no. Accordng to new theories 1 + 1 actually = 276.234.

I can actually say with all sincerity and prove mathematically that 1+1=1.999999999999...

The "..." indicates a repeating 9. I don't have an overscore, so it will have to do.

[laraboots]

Damn that must of been some realistic 3D jizz

[ArticTheTiger]

Get your Silvester Stallone baby at your local 3D adult theater!

For those who don't know what I am on about.

Guess we really shouldn't swim in public pools wearing 3D glasses right? Right?

[Junsu]

Sig'd

I hate being quoted by idiots.

[laraboots]

I hate being quoted by idiots.

Spoiler

at least some of us understand what you were trying to say (I think)

[Puppetmaster]

I hate being quoted by idiots.

Then quit posting like a retard

But seriously folks, I've heard of some pretty crazy cases of denial, but this (if it *were* real) would take the cake.

[luvsmyncis]

Then quit posting.

Fixed.

[Joanna]

I legit saw this on stumbleupon like 2 minutes ago. Its a small world.

[kuwaz]

Fake story...

[Sweeney]

Fake story...

Way to read the topic

[Jenken]

My virgin eyes have been deflowered by a pop-up ad about 3D porn. Should I get a pregnancy test?

[Puppetmaster]

My virgin eyes have been deflowered by a pop-up ad about 3D porn. Should I get a pregnancy test?

Depends... are you on the pill? Regardless, unless you have a *really* good anti-virus, you might want to get yourself tested

[Frizzle]

Wog socket

[RKO]

Sweeney left out some important details XD

not the onion though Waser..

he wife of a US Army Soldier, Jennifer Stweart, claims she got pregnant by watching a 3D adult film while visiting friends in New York.

Jennifer Stweart said her child looks just like a black actor in the adult movie she watched in 3D with her east coast pals.
[...]
Stweart also admits her marriage to the US military man who serves overseas could be in trouble: “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.

ok, that's what they all say, lmfao.

[Frank274]

Sometimes I wonder if the IQ of the world is slowly going down.

Will we ALL be like this one day?! God I hope not.

[luvsmyncis]

Sometimes I wonder if the IQ of the world is slowly going down.

I don't even wonder anymore. I just know.