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[Sweeney]

[Waser Lave]

What's wrong with the article? It just says she became pregnant after watching a porn movie in 3D, perhaps she was watching it while fucking a black guy.

I bet she smells of onions though.

[luvsmyncis]

Even the baby is confused.

[BuckFutter]

White parents + black baby ....



Well either the husband is a dumbass, or ... he is a dumbass.

[Sweeney]

What's wrong with the article? It just says she became pregnant after watching a porn movie in 3D, perhaps she was watching it while fucking a black guy.

It's more to do with the husband's comment, tbh

[Warriors]

and these people represent maybe 75% of the population..I bet she's a teabagger hahaha..wow..seriously, people are getting stupider by the day.

[Junsu]

Everyone knows that its a total lie :\
Since when did white+white=black?
Its like saying 1+1=2.

Anyhow, newspapers seem really desperate for stories these days



Offtopic, but if anyone wants to have a good laugh...

Spoiler

Edited by Junsu, 10 May 2010 - 03:05 PM.

[kiddX]

someone really doesn't have any better options

[RKO]

I lol'ed hard at the husbands comment, what a dumbass.

[Nex2004]

White parents + black baby ....



Well either the husband is a dumbass, or ... he is a dumbass.

Everyone knows that its a total lie :\
Since when did white+white=black?
Its like saying 1+1=2.

Anyhow, newspapers seem really desperate for stories these days

Ok the main article from the OP the man is stupid as hell and the women in ridiculous in her claims, BUT it is possible to have a black baby with two white parents ... seriously look it up!
But in this case.....dirty ass ho lol

[Warriors]

lol maybe she told her husband that and she had to go through with it since her husband went to the media..3d movies cause black babies! lol she just had to play along.

[Waser Lave]

It's more to do with the husband's comment, tbh

The article just reeks of The Onion to me.

[luvsmyncis]

Good thing she wasn't watching midget porn.

[Warriors]

The article just reeks of The Onion to me.

Sweeney left out some important details XD

not the onion though Waser..

he wife of a US Army Soldier, Jennifer Stweart, claims she got pregnant by watching a 3D adult film while visiting friends in New York.

Jennifer Stweart said her child looks just like a black actor in the adult movie she watched in 3D with her east coast pals.
[...]
Stweart also admits her marriage to the US military man who serves overseas could be in trouble: “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.

[Sweeney]

Actually, it was Onion material

[luvsmyncis]

Actually, it was Onion material

Oh thank goodness. Now I can watch porn in 3D without fear of becoming pregnant.

[jcrdude]

Since when did white+white=black?
Its like saying 1+1=2.

Wait what?

[ShadowLink64]

Since when did white+white=black?
Its like saying 1+1=2.

Yup, that's exactly what it's like.

[jcrdude]

Yup, that's exactly what it's like.

Glad to know you and I are on the same page here.

[Tailwind]

Since when did white+white=black?
Its like saying 1+1=2.

Everything I stand for and believe in has now been crushed into teeny tiny bits.

[Scot]

xfd
anything is possible with today's technology

[generalgsus]

LOL @ Husband's comment. "The films in 3-D are very real. With today's technology, anything is possible."

[Volition]

I'm willing to bet my left nut that the wife cheated and just used that as an excuse

[moosejuice]

I'm willing to bet my left nut that the wife cheated and just used that as an excuse

ya think?

but for real, i might be drunk a little right now. but i am not an idiot. that man i the army is certainly not drunk, and he is an idiot. what does this prove? drunk != idiot.

[Ambition]

The picture isn't a picture of the people involved in the story. I'm pretty sure the story itself is fake as well.