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[jcrdude]

I recently heard about this amazing sandwich that I had not had the pleasure of trying yet: The McGangbang. I finally tried it and decided that I needed to spread the good word before I die from cardiac arrest. If you've had a McChicken and you've had a McDouble, you know that they are nothing to write home about. The combination that I will now explain is greater than the sum of its parts.

1: Go to McDonalds.

2: Ask "Do you serve the McGangbang?"

3: Wait for laughter to subside.

4: Order a McChicken and a McDouble.

5: Assemble yourself.

5.1: Lay your McChicken and McDouble on the table.

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5.2: Unwrap the McDouble and behold its wimpiness.

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5.3: Split the McDouble at the meat patties.

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5.4: Unwrap the McChicken, remove the bottom bun.

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5.5: Put the top 2/3 of the McChicken on the bottom half of the McDouble.

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5.6: Put the top half of the McDouble on top of this abomination to the gods that you are creating.

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6: Eat and enjoy one of the unlisted delicacies from the McDonalds menu.

7: Wait for death.

[Jake]

ftp

[Ambition]

Doesn't look that good though..

[luvsmyncis]

Never thought I'd say it... but... TOO MANY BUNS.

[jcrdude]

Doesn't look that good though..

It looks like shit, but it tastes pretty damn good.

I'll put it this way: I was sitting on the couch and I actually started craving it. If it can be craved, it can be considered delicious.

Also it's an affront to the gods. Why wouldn't you want in on that action?

Never thought I'd say it... but... TOO MANY BUNS.

It has the same number of buns as a Big Mac. I didn't have access to a "middle bun," so I'm forced to pick the bun with the condiments.

[Elindoril]

Doesn't look that good though..

It's McDonalds, what the hell do you expect besides greasy and disgusting looking food?

Remember, it's not what's on the outside that counts.

[Hawk]

I prefer the McSurf and Turf myself.

Just kidding, this is probably better because I'm not a fan of fish.

[Volition]

yo, im trying this tomorrow

[Joanna]

Eww ketchup and mayonnaise on the same sandwich? *Gags* *Trys McGangBang* *Immediately dies from the abomination that is ketchup and mayonnaise mixed*
The smell of ketchup and mayonnaise in the same room makes me feel ill, I'm not even over exaggerating. Sometimes I have to leave McDonald's because I can smell them both and I can't stand it.

I will say that I do enjoy a double cheeseburger or McChicken on occasion.


Warm mayonnaise... combined with greasy ketchup... just thinking about it makes me want to gag.

Edited by jsteinberg, 18 May 2010 - 08:02 PM.

[Puppetmaster]

It's McDonalds, what the hell do you expect besides greasy and disgusting looking food?

QFT. I can only bear to eat the fries, and even then, barely. You know how those things decompose? They don't.

[jcrdude]

You know how those things decompose?

Yes I do. In mah belleh.

[Elindoril]

QFT. I can only bear to eat the fries, and even then, barely.

This is why I only get nuggets, at least those look edible to me.

[ArticTheTiger]

Warm mayonnaise... combined with greasy ketchup... just thinking about it makes me want to gag.

Makes me hungry.

Nicely done JCR, in the next episode show us to make an impromptu LHC.

[Nex2004]

Sounds deadly good .... may have too pick one up in the near future tho mmmmmmm

[Puppetmaster]

Sounds deadly good .... may have too pick one up in the near future tho mmmmmmm

I dunno... If I wanted to die, I can think of much better ways to finish myself off. Eating fast food isn't on that list

[Melchoire]

Hmm looks fucking awesome, I'm home alone tomorrow so I'll be trying this out after I get baked =P

[luvsmyncis]

I hope those were both on the Dollar Menu, Mister.

[ThisisInsane]

That looks damn good, I gotta try that out sometimes.

[Tsunade]

I have a friend in TX who says he can order the McGangBang by name and they prepare it for him...

[coqs]

I decided that's going to be my lunch today, so I hope it's good, I'll post later to confirm or deny the deliciousness

[Joanna]

Ketchup is not greasy wtf
Its more like acid/watery/salty

crazy lady tryna call ketchup a fatty

Lol, I think of it as greasy whenever it is anywhere near a McDonald's burger patty.

[StefanKai]

Eww ketchup and mayonnaise on the same sandwich? *Gags*

Seriously? That shit is delicious. I sometimes mix ketchup and mayo together.

[Joanna]

Seriously? That shit is delicious. I sometimes mix ketchup and mayo together.

Yeah, for real. I tried it once or twice and both times I practically puked. One time I did. I just can't stand the smell really. It REALLLY makes me cringe.