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#1 Guest_jcrgirl_*

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 04:28 PM

Ok so it was 4am and some perverted guy was talking to me on MSN. (I don't know where these freaks come from, but they always end up on my MSN all horny and such.) So I decided to play along with this asshole...

The conversation went something like this:

stanger: dang girl u must love my dick
me: eh?
stranger: tell me girl, how many dicks you like?
me: 3.14159
stranger: ewww thats gross
me: no, that's pi. Gross is 144.


LOOOOL
I am so awesome
except for the horny stranger on my msn part... but i blocked him after I trampled him with awesome...


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    #2 Redemptionist

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    Posted 01 July 2010 - 04:41 PM

    no need to post this twice

    #3 Waser Lave

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    Posted 01 July 2010 - 04:43 PM

    no need to post this twice


    Yeah you're definitely the best person to tell people not to make unnecessary posts...if you have a problem with a thread use the report button.

    #4 fxckyouguys

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    Posted 01 July 2010 - 04:49 PM

    it was obviously an accident, sexyboi. shhhhh.

    #5 Brennon

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    Posted 01 July 2010 - 04:58 PM

    i dont get it :/

    #6 Guest_jcrgirl_*

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    Posted 01 July 2010 - 06:13 PM

    no need to post this twice




    It's in the chit-chat section anyway, what do you care? lol

    #7 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 01 July 2010 - 06:44 PM

    no need to post this twice


    Sit your ass down. There was a need. It's doubly awesome now that it's posted twice. 

    #8 jcrdude

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    Posted 01 July 2010 - 07:45 PM

    i dont get it :/


    Time to learn your awesome numbers....

    Pi = 3.14
    Gross = 1 dozen dozen = 144

    #9 Guest_jcrgirl_*

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    Posted 01 July 2010 - 07:50 PM

    Time to learn your awesome numbers....

    Pi = 3.14
    Gross = 1 dozen dozen = 144




    I think you mean 12 dozen
    but yea... basically what jcr said xD

    #10 jcrdude

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    Posted 01 July 2010 - 07:54 PM

    I think you mean 12 dozen
    but yea... basically what jcr said xD


    12 dozen = 1 dozen dozen, spaz

    #11 Taraberra

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    Posted 02 July 2010 - 05:18 PM

    Quite frankly, I'd feel much too uncomfortable to even reply to a guy like that. O_o

    #12 Boggart

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    Posted 02 July 2010 - 05:32 PM

    lol math puns! :p +1 for you.

    #13 Georgina

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    Posted 03 July 2010 - 03:09 AM

    lol math puns! :p +1 for you.


    Math puns in the face of a perverted freak +2 :D

    #14 Sweeney

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    Posted 03 July 2010 - 03:12 AM

    Totally rhombus!

    #15 Danielle88

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    Posted 07 July 2010 - 09:58 AM

    hahah...that's clever. Good on ya ;)

    #16 outsidedream86

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    Posted 07 July 2010 - 02:29 PM

    My favorite pun:

    If I could be a protein I would be helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

    #17 pabs123

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    Posted 07 July 2010 - 02:56 PM

    My favorite pun:

    If I could be a protein I would be helicase, so I could unzip your genes.


    well sticking with math (calculus actually) my favourite is :

    I wish I were your derivative so that i could lie tangent to your curve ;)

    edit: oh and when i said sticking with math i meant the original post not the helicase that's clearly bio :)

    Edited by pabs123, 07 July 2010 - 02:57 PM.


    #18 WakaWaka

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    Posted 07 July 2010 - 06:47 PM

    not gonna lie...i learned a bunch of new things in this thread and also from the replies.
    awesome.
    yes.
    YOU're awesome.

    #19 pabs123

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    Posted 07 July 2010 - 07:09 PM

    lmfao who knew that creepy horny guys could turn out to be so educational :)

    #20 Brand572

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    Posted 07 July 2010 - 07:31 PM

    Well played, sir.

    #21 MiladyM

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    Posted 18 July 2010 - 09:27 PM

    lolol, I suddenly feel smarter. .............. or maybe not.

    Edited by Milady, 18 July 2010 - 09:28 PM.



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