55 replies to this topic

[Jake]

HAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHA
"I come home and she's dead i grab her hand and get one last one. Not hurting no body.!! HAHAH"

My favourite was his imitation of the handjob, I was actually crying.

[Faval]

My favourite was his imitation of the handjob, I was actually crying.

Haha, that made my morning.

[Georgina]

Lol @ this thread.


At the end of the day, most possitions are good.

Top 3:

Doggy
Cow Girl
Deep Stick

Also fun tip:

Sex after the female has just had one orgasam is epic. So dont stop after one peoples!

[luvsmyncis]

Sex after the female has just had one orgasam is epic. So dont stop after one peoples!

Unless she had the orgasm specifically so you would finally stop.

Edited by punkrockbigmouth, 24 July 2010 - 05:21 AM.

[Georgina]

Unless she had the orgasm specifically so you would finally stop.

Ah yes, good point.

Keep going anyway, might be the only way to find out if she fakes coz she should tell you to piss off if you start again and it was shit the first time.

[Noitidart]

Crazy girls dont listen to them.
Do a light job and get outta there. Always stop if you think she's getting to an orgasm. Then always tell her she did a horrible job. Next time she tries harder. Say it was even worse and that's why she can't get an orgasm. So she'll try harder and harder. When she gives up, move on.

[Georgina]

Crazy girls dont listen to them.
Do a light job and get outta there. Always stop if you think she's getting to an orgasm. Then always tell her she did a horrible job. Next time she tries harder. Say it was even worse and that's why she can't get an orgasm. So she'll try harder and harder. When she gives up, move on.

Sounds like a combo for shit sex imo!

You get a girl off, youll have her in the palm of you hand.

[Noitidart]

Maybe, but only if you want her in the palm of your hand. lol
Still would recommend a non-sexual way to palm her haha

And its ok, like that guy says, guys only want the release. If the shit sex doesn't get him to release he can always grab her hand when she's asleep and jack himself off haha. Louis is great haha

[Georgina]

Maybe, but only if you want her in the palm of your hand. lol
Still would recommend a non-sexual way to palm her haha

And its ok, like that guy says, guys only want the release. If the shit sex doesn't get him to release he can always grab her hand when she's asleep and jack himself off haha. Louis is great haha

Some girls just do it for the release too

[Noitidart]

Haha yeah right. To quote louis: "1) shiver. 2) turn to side and cry"

hahahaha that part was hilarious

u kno i geo i love you im just giving you crap. i know you masturbate to porn all the time. so yes you probably need the release. haha

[MiladyM]

AHAHAHAHAHA for women its some emotional shit but for guys its just something that we need to do so we dont murder people, thats all it is

for SOME woman tyvm try being more ignorant, it fits you. I prefer the girl being on top or on all fours.

Edited by Milady, 24 July 2010 - 11:51 AM.

[Noitidart]

lol dang whats this topic turning into men vs women and people seriously sharing their positions.

There's nothing wrong with being emotional, lady. No need to hide, it's how women are. It's really hawt i know im attracted to it more then anything else on a woman.

[Georgina]

Haha yeah right. To quote louis: "1) shiver. 2) turn to side and cry"

hahahaha that part was hilarious

u kno i geo i love you im just giving you crap. i know you masturbate to porn all the time. so yes you probably need the release. haha

Lol its cool i dont think your giving me crap, just like to tell you what us british women like

Ive had a dirty weekend with someone i never saw again and fecking loved it. No emotinal attachment involved. Just a big penis. great.

[MiladyM]

lol dang whats this topic turning into men vs women

There's nothing wrong with being emotional, lady. No need to hide, it's how women are. It's really hawt i know im attracted to it more then anything else on a woman.

you make it sound like woman cant have sex without emotions and guys cant have it with emotions. Thats just dumb

[Noitidart]

It probably sounds like that to you because you're emotional. Furthermore you call it dumb, because your emotional. Its really hot lady! Don't be offended by it. Its turning me on.

Lol its cool i dont think your giving me crap, just like to tell you what us british women like

Ive had a dirty weekend with someone i never saw again and fecking loved it. No emotinal attachment involved. Just a big penis. great.

Haha hawt

[MiladyM]

Brb, i need to go to my emocorner.

[Georgina]

Brb, i need to go to my emocorner.

Its over here, next to the men who treat us like shit!!!

Edited by Georgina, 24 July 2010 - 12:03 PM.

[Noitidart]

On a side note: I soooo love topics like this back to back to back posting. I want all topics to be like a chat!

[MiladyM]

Its over here, next to the men who treat us like shit!!!

Keep me company please :3 I just cant be alone right now.

[Georgina]

On a side note: I soooo love topics like this back to back to back posting. I want all topics to be like a chat!

maybe you should post more then haha

women are emotional in general, but we can have sex just for sex' sake

[Noitidart]

I too so do post!!! I got 22k posts!! lol

[Jake]

maybe you should post more then haha

women are emotional in general, but we can have sex just for sex' sake

It's really bad when the slutty chicks start to get emotional.

Borderline sometimes... I just want to stay away from the herps but I also don't want leftover jizz flying at me.

[Georgina]

It's really bad when the slutty chicks start to get emotional.

Borderline sometimes... I just want to stay away from the herps but I also don't want leftover jizz flying at me.

Slutty emotion chicks tend to be bunny boilers.

i know a girl, who split with her ex a year ago, and when ever he starts seeing a new gf, she tracks her down and warns her off!!

Thats pure stalker.

I too so do post!!! I got 22k posts!! lol

You make a good point. But still post more

[Noitidart]

Hahha what's wrong with jizz flying at you? Just rub it back into her hair.

Slutty emotion chicks tend to be bunny boilers.

i know a girl, who split with her ex a year ago, and when ever he starts seeing a new gf, she tracks her down and warns her off!!

Thats pure stalker.

OOOOOOMMMMMMGGGGG THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWWWWWWWT I WANT HER!!!!!!!!
I've wanted a stalker for sooo long now.

[Jake]

Slutty emotion chicks tend to be bunny boilers.

i know a girl, who split with her ex a year ago, and when ever he starts seeing a new gf, she tracks her down and warns her off!!

Thats pure stalker.

Oh gawd one of the reasons why I don't commit.