45 replies to this topic

[jcrdude]

You should get a pre-nup and marry the lying, non-smiling, Russian spammer.

From my understanding of Russian mail order bride schemes it's not her emailing you, but an agent for her. They generally have to pay some SERIOUS $$ to find a suitor to get their green cards. Like 10k is a fair estimate.

Jesus. For that much money, he should speak better English

[bobsauce]

My friend had a baby with his mail order bride and got paid very well by her family for getting her a green card. It's been like 4 years and they still seem to like each other. Weird but to each their own heh.

[jcrdude]

My friend had a baby with his mail order bride and got paid very well by her family for getting her a green card. It's been like 4 years and they still seem to like each other. Weird but to each their own heh.

In Soviet Russia, mail order bride pay you!

[iargue]

Hahahaha. I'm too selfish to ever get married to anyone

The paradox hurts my brain...

[vin]

you are secretly signed up on eharmony. and all your lovers are sending you emails now.

[Mr. Hobo]

This actually happened to my brothers friend... some girl from Russia emailed him, but she gave him a link to her Facebook, he talked to her on there for like 3 weeks, he paid for her to come here, they got married and a month later she disappeared with his money and everything. Its a scam for them to like quickly become naturalized US citizens... its ridiculous the things people do these day.

I was under the impression that you had random agents come up and check to see if the marriage was valid for like a year afterwards?

[luvsmyncis]

*BUMP BUMP*

Come on. Did she ever reply? We NEED to know.

[jcrdude]

*BUMP BUMP*

Come on. Did she ever reply? We NEED to know.

No. And I'm very disappointed. How dare they spam me in a very personal manner and then never reply :c

[jcrdude]

also JCR, you still use ecigoutlet? I ordered from them nearly a month ago and still haven't received. still within the time frame by a week I think... but a confirmation they haven't gone scam would be nice.

http://cigoutlet.net/

I still use them. Last time I ordered I got my package within about 1.5 weeks... the fastest I've received yet.

[gh0stn]

Yeah they have been getting smarter. It figures though. Bound to happen.

[jcrdude]

UPDATE:

Yuliya responded!

Email I sent her:

Yuliya,

Are you a real person? It would be terribly disappointing if I were responding to an automated program.

Sincerest,
Jeremy

I'm going to spoiler her response... because goddamn is it long.

Spoiler

Hello my new friend!
I am very happy to see your letter in my mail box!!! Thanks you for your time given to me! Forgive me for that that I have not answered you earlier! Frankly I will tell to you did not hope at all for your answer and for this reason at all did not check mail on the mail box.
But I promise that from this day I will check my mail as it is possible is more often and I will hope for your fast reply! I will
tell to you fairly, I very much would like to continue our
acquaintance further and find out about each other more. I have a lot of time today and I will try to write to you the long letter and I hope, you will understand all that about what I wish to write to you.
There are days when the sky in clouds and it seems that here, the rain here will go..... But there is a sun from for clouds and at once becomes warm and bright !! I love such weather when the sun, in such days my mood at height and I very happy shines... And at you now what weather and what season you prefer!? Still I wish to ask, you correspond only with me, or with someone? To tell fairly, I could not imagine, that I will ever search for second half through the Internet.
But I like it very much!! My the girlfriend has got acquainted through the Internet with the husband and now she lives in Spain. She to me has advised to get acquainted through the Internet with the man. Four months ago the girlfriend had a wedding! And she invited me in Spain to this solemn ceremony. The girlfriend wanted, that I would be on wedding by the honourable witness. I very much would like to go to the girlfriend and to be with her nearby this happy day in her lives, but unfortunately from for my work at me it has not turned out to go to them on wedding. And recently I began to correspond with her on the Internet! She it is very happy, the husband very good and careful man writes that her. At them very safe family and she is very happy and glad that the destiny has reduced her with such good person!! I hope you you will understand me correctly, I the adult woman and at me serious intentions, I do not search for the long and extended electronic correspondence. I am very serious in my search and I wish to find my second half. For this important reason I have decided to try to get acquainted with the foreign man. You probably wish to know where I took yours email? And so... For the reason that I badly understand computers and I already spoke to you about it, I have come to the Internet of cafe and have asked one of workers to me to help wishing to get acquainted with search of the foreign man! He has told that there are no problems and after a while has helped me. I do not know as it it did, but it has entitled me of a site of acquaintances and e-mail men which wish to get acquainted with the foreign bride. I have written to some men, but you have answered only, and I am very glad to it. I hope for that that we will communicate with you. I very sincere and fair person and I hope, that you same. I regret, if I can not write on English well enough. All of you understand that I write!?
I would like to tell to you more about my life and about my family...
On a nationality I Russian, and all conscious life have lived here in Russia. I when was not abroad. In the childhood, I lived with parents in own house in city Dmitrov, it is the Moscow area. In this city and now there live my relatives, the aunt with the a family! My parents were lost, it was accident. At us the house in which we has lighted up
lived, to me have told after what not serviceable old
electro-conducting was fault to all. I to now recollect it with horror and a pain in heart. The most terrible that is all happened at night, when I and parents slept. Me rescueed people going at this time by our house, and parents could not rescue. I was 12 years old when my parents were lost.... I was the only child in a family. I thought, that my life completely is destroyed. During this period time, I well understood that I more when I will not see the parents nearby and from these thoughts I had a strong depression and I too did not wish to live.... I am very grateful to the aunt her name Svetlana (she native sister of my mum) in that difficult the moment of my life, the aunt has rendered me the psychological help and helped to leave depression.
To me very sadly to recollect about this... My mum was lost from burns at once, the daddy has died in some days after a fire. He some time laid in resuscitation without consciousness, and has tested a lot of torture. Doctors have told, that he has very strongly scorched, at he there were burns not compatible to a life. To the father have made difficult operation but unfortunately his heart has not sustained a narcosis, and he has died. When there were no my parents, I have felt as difficultly to be one in this big world. If not support and the help of the aunt I would not know that now was. . The Aunt has taken away me in the family and the house, at she there is husband Maxim and them general son Ivan (my cousin). When I have left school I have gone to study in University to Moscow. As I already spoke I have finished courses the hairdresser the stylist and simultaneously with study at university I was arranged on temporary work (at leisure). I had new acquaintances and friends. My life has started to find sense, as is known time treats sincere wounds... I am sorry for my sad letter, but I would like to tell more to you about the last life. Now I became the independent woman and I live one. When I have finished University, I could not find work on the speciality because everywhere the big casting and a lot of wishing on this work! But me have suggested to remain to work in a beauty salon. It is final not that about what I dreamt, but to me have told that if I agree, from work to me will give apartment and I have agreed. I have moved here and completely began to live an independent life. I very much would like will get a job by the trade!! And consequently I did not doubt the choice. I was arranged for good work, from work I have received own one-room apartment and now I live here. I very much like this big and bright city In weekend if I have a free time, I like to go to a cinema. I like to sit at home in a cosiness and to watch TV or read books. I very much like to read books! From the foreign literature I like Mark Twain of "the Adventure of Volume of Sawyer" still "the Dark blue bird" is pleasant Arthur Conan Doyle "Sherlock Holmes" and so Maurice Maeterlinck!! And from Chehov A.P.'s Russian and his product "Cherry garden"! And you like to read the book and what products like you more!? I work much, but it is pleasant to me!!! My working day begins with 9:00 mornings to 18:00 evenings, sometimes is having rummaged on 1 or 2 hours. In my apartment there is no Internet because I do not have home telephone number!! At us in Russia it is very expensive on money to spend a home telephone number to apartment and consequently I do not do it. If it is fair me arranges also to me the home telephone number at me is not necessary there is a mobile phone and it suffices me !! Excuse me please if at me it will not turn out to write to you every day... On work I have many people for a day and not always it turns out to allocate time for the needs!!! But I will try to write to you in process of the possibility !! Yes, I have forgotten to write to you about that that I still have native grandmother and the grandfather.
They parents of my mum and aunt Svetlana. On weekend, I sometimes leave in village to the grandmother and the grandfather. They live not far from Dmitrov. They to already old my grandmother of 75 years, the grandfather of 79 years. When I come to them, they very much rejoice.
I am at them the favourite grand daughter. Each time when I come my grandfather the bath heats for me. You heard about "Russian bath"? To tell under the truth I at all I do not know how to write to you about a bath, but I am assured, that it very much would be pleasant to you.
It heat fire wood and hot steam is inside created. There very much, very much heat. At us in Russia the bath is one of the most important traditions. Probably in Russia there are no such people who did not go in a bath. In the childhood I did not love a bath. It was much more interesting to me to bathe in the river with a horse who was at mine the grandfather. At mine the grandmother and the grandfather is a lot of pets (a chicken, geese, ducks, a pig, a cow). They always go early to sleep, because in the morning they should wake up early to feed pets. I hope that to you interestingly to read my letter, I think, that the more we will write the letter each other, the faster we find out each other. If we with you have good relations I later a smog to give you number of the mobile phone But only do not ask number of my phone now. ... We know each other more few and I yet will not give you it, do not take offence!!!! I very much would like that we became good friends as the friendship is a basis of mutual relations. Tell more about your family! You amicable!? Write to me more about your life, about the house, about work! Sincerely, Yuliya!

Two new pictures, too

Spoiler

[Salamanda]

All this broken english and none of it is relevant to what the fuck she wants??
Unless i missed it what with all the confusion.

[Waser Lave]

Did you check where their emails originated from in the email headers yet?

[Salamanda]

Did you check where their emails originated from in the email headers yet?

I second this, I'm telling you it's a he and he lives in Alaska.

[jcrdude]

Did you check where their emails originated from in the email headers yet?

I have no idea what I'm looking for. Feel free to have at it.

Delivered-To: [email protected]
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[Salamanda]

Multiple sites say the IP is from Sunnyvale, CA.


CONGRATS YOUVE BEEN DUPED. In writing a fat man living in Sunnyvale.


Apparently your not the only one she's writing.

http://www.delphifaq...326.shtml?p=245

Edited by AmandaPlease, 10 September 2010 - 04:33 PM.

[Georgina]

Ohhhhhh so they want you to send them money so they can come to america and be your wife.

Lol. Clever russian hos.

[Waser Lave]

Multiple sites say the IP is from Sunnyvale, CA.


CONGRATS YOUVE BEEN DUPED. In writing a fat man living in Sunnyvale.


Apparently your not the only one she's writing.

http://www.delphifaq...326.shtml?p=245

That IP is probably just the IP of yahoo's server.

Received: from [10.0.0.2] (feeramon@95.157.158.192 with plain)

That IP however seems to be in France so I'm not sure if that's it or not.

[Salamanda]

That IP is probably just the IP of yahoo's server.

Received: from [10.0.0.2] (feeramon@95.157.158.192 with plain)

That IP however seems to be in France so I'm not sure if that's it or not.

Ohhhhh, I figured it was the IP of the 'agency' who reads and forwards the emails like a filter.

I thought it was the 'agency' who duped both parties.

[Invisuality]

this is hilarious. i feel bad for the men who actually fall for it though. i cant believe how anyone could be so desperate =/
but anyhow, if the one ip is saying france, and lets say the message is actually from france.. wouldnt it still seem to be fake, considering shes russian?

im def betting on the fat man.
who stole pictures from the internet.

[CyberMew]

one of them is www.tineye.com

and often the sites you signed up at got hacked, thus they know your name/email address/dob/etc shit