124 replies to this topic

[Derriere]

wtf i heard she got $18m one time payment. lol

Doesn't matter that bitch got paid.

[Elle]

This topic seriously has had me laughing the entire way through! Pretty rare to get laughs out of codex any more.... thanks for the lulz. (not really at you... but at the ridiculous nature of other members... xD)

Congratulations on your relationship! Whatever makes you happy.

And fuck the haters... I do love performing oral sex on a woman... it is fun.

NOM NOM NOM

I'm the pussy monster!!!!

You sound like Taj off Van Wilder o.O

[Elle]

Mever seen any of the "van wilder" series... looked like cheesy formulaic teen sex movies.

So I don't know if that was an insult, a compliment, or simply a statement... but I'll respond with a thank you either way.

they basically are cheesy formulaic teen sex movies
Taj states that he wants a "minor major degree in muff munching".
he then goes on to explain his quest for the pink taco.
its rather graphic.

if you do enjoy it, and do it well, your gilfriend/friend/next door neighbour/ friends mom/ one night stander will love you forever

Edited by Ellusive, 14 October 2010 - 10:29 PM.

[Derriere]

lol. Yeah... they tend to enjoy it.

I'm so addicted to the smell and the taste... I can be driving down the road and suddenly start CRAVING it. I can phantom smell it... then it goes to phantom taste... and all I want is to NOM NOM NOM...

I truthfully thought I had coined the term pussy monster as I'd used it with friends frequently.. then someone told me Lil Wayne does a song called pussy monster. That fucker took my title...

It's super late and I'm starting to question if this should be posted in public chat on a forum like this... if you read this, congrats, I'll probably edit it out in the morning if I feel it's inappropriate.

Quoted. Don't you fucking dare edit it. Haha.
They should be expecting this!

Edited by Derriere, 14 October 2010 - 10:35 PM.

[Elle]

lol. Yeah... they tend to enjoy it.

I'm so addicted to the smell and the taste... I can be driving down the road and suddenly start CRAVING it. I can phantom smell it... then it goes to phantom taste... and all I want is to NOM NOM NOM...

I truthfully thought I had coined the term pussy monster as I'd used it with friends frequently.. then someone told me Lil Wayne does a song called pussy monster. That fucker took my title...

It's super late and I'm starting to question if this should be posted in public chat on a forum like this... if you read this, congrats, I'll probably edit it out in the morning if I feel it's inappropriate.

LOLOLOLOL!

well, im happy for you i guess

it is a little super innapropriate, but then again its rather funny, so do go on XD

i think it would be DEFINATELY APPROPRIATE however, if you changes your codex name to Pussy Monster.

If anyone asks, say your quite the cat lover.

[aneoguy]

lol. Yeah... they tend to enjoy it.

I'm so addicted to the smell and the taste... I can be driving down the road and suddenly start CRAVING it. I can phantom smell it... then it goes to phantom taste... and all I want is to NOM NOM NOM...

I truthfully thought I had coined the term pussy monster as I'd used it with friends frequently.. then someone told me Lil Wayne does a song called pussy monster. That fucker took my title...

It's super late and I'm starting to question if this should be posted in public chat on a forum like this... if you read this, congrats, I'll probably edit it out in the morning if I feel it's inappropriate.

lool... this made me laugh!!

[Derriere]

[Derriere]

Lol!!!

Do they make a... twat mint, if you will?

AMEN, ELIMINATE THEM STINKY POONS

[Noitidart]

HAHAHAH. Man this is not how nicks topic went.

Twat mints? ROFL


Good topic bog! You probably didn't expect it to go like this haha.

[Boggart]

Lmao I wake up and now we're talking about vaginal mouth fresheners? xD

I realized out of the last 7 days, I've spent 6 evenings with him >_< I think I better start not getting used to this haha.

[luvsmyncis]

lol. Yeah... they tend to enjoy it.

I'm so addicted to the smell and the taste... I can be driving down the road and suddenly start CRAVING it. I can phantom smell it... then it goes to phantom taste... and all I want is to NOM NOM NOM...

omg its horrible

Bleh. Bleh bleh bleh.
That happens to me too, except it's not pussy I smell. It's oranges. Then I'm afraid I've got the shining or someshit.



Seriously. Good for you, Bog. Love knows no gender or age or race. Unless someone you're into is a 12 year old little Mexican boy. Then you probably shouldn't fall in love with him. Doesn't matter that he already has a mustache. Don't do it.
And you should never have to feel ashamed for who you are. Unless you're Iargue. Then you should be ashamed of yourself for who you are.

[Boggart]

omg its horrible

Bleh. Bleh bleh bleh.
That happens to me too, except it's not pussy I smell. It's oranges. Then I'm afraid I've got the shining or someshit.



Seriously. Good for you, Bog. Love knows no gender or age or race. Unless someone you're into is a 12 year old little Mexican boy. Then you probably shouldn't fall in love with him. Doesn't matter that he already has a mustache. Don't do it.
And you should never have to feel ashamed for who you are. Unless you're Iargue. Then you should be ashamed of yourself for who you are.

lmao thanks PRBM . He is definitely not 12, although I'll say that the age of consent here isn't 18, otherwise we couldn't be together

I'm just going to +1 you for the rest of your comment because I burst out laughing in class and giggling to myself while typing this

[Elindoril]

although I'll say that the age of consent here isn't 18, otherwise we couldn't be together

God bless, Canada.

[Boggart]

God bless, Canada.

Inorite? Plus I won't get stoned to death by Republicans.

[Elindoril]

Inorite? Plus I won't get stoned to death by Republicans.

Yeah, you just get Whale Blubber thrown at you by the backwards Eskimos.

[Boggart]

Yeah, you just get Whale Blubber thrown at you by the backwards Eskimos.

and people throwing beavers at me saying "YOU SHOULD ENJOY THIS INSTEAD"

[MiladyM]

We talk on the phone for hours; he calls me so I'm the first voice he hears when he wakes up and the last one before he falls asleep (usually he falls asleep while on the phone ).

Mawwww, yeah I used to do the same with my boyfriend when we didnt live together yet. Hours and hours of talking, eventho the phone bill was a bitch since we came from different countries. Its great to be able to keep talking with someone, and love them at the same time. And no, being in a relationship with someone of the same sex isnt a big deal... Just to some people who got nothing more important to worry about ^^
So is your boyfriend also bisexual or is he gay?

[Boggart]

My boyfriend is gay. Not obvious about it, but not exactly a shock either, ya know? One of those. Sorta like me. He's a little more obvious about it than me though.

I literally spend 6 hours with him face to face, then when I get home I call him and we talk for hours >_< I'm such a loser

and thank God we live in the same country. Although I used a lot of my cell-phone's anytime minutes when we were keeping it a secret

[ShadowLink64]

Damn guys. What a topic.

Just be happy and don't let others dictate your life. There will be those people that 'disapprove', but they don't matter (with the exception of parents ).

[MiladyM]

Ohh okay, is that ever an issue? Im just asking because I got a friend who is a lesbian, and shes in a relation with a bisexual girl. And sometimes they just go all crazy about it because she thinks that her bisexual girlfriend has to make up her mind like she did, pick a side you know. I'm never really sure how to respond when she complains about it to me X_X It would be hard to have double jealousy though, if I was in that position Couldnt just fear the sexy girls anymore, I'd also have to worry about the sexy guys. Dont know why I'm asking even.. just blabbing sorry ^^

Damn guys. What a topic.

Just be happy and don't let others dictate your life. There will be those people that 'disapprove', but they don't matter (with the exception of parents ).

Exactly :3 I find it quite nice that its so openly talked about to be honest, since it's a huge taboo in my family too so I never really got to talk about it eventhough I have 2 friends that are going through it.

Edited by Milady, 15 October 2010 - 07:18 AM.

[Boggart]

Damn guys. What a topic.

Just be happy and don't let others dictate your life. There will be those people that 'disapprove', but they don't matter (with the exception of parents ).

Thanks He's very into PDA His favourite thing to do is freak people out by making out at a red light >_<

Ohh okay, is that ever an issue? Im just asking because I got a friend who is a lesbian, and shes in a relation with a bisexual girl. And sometimes they just go all crazy about it because she thinks that her bisexual girlfriend has to make up her mind like she did, pick a side you know. I'm never really sure how to respond when she complains about it to me X_X It would be hard to have double jealousy though, if I was in that position Couldnt just fear the sexy girls anymore, I'd also have to worry about the sexy guys. Dont know why I'm asking even.. just blabbing sorry ^^


Exactly :3 I find it quite nice that its so openly talked about to be honest, since it's a huge taboo in my family too so I never really got to talk about it eventhough I have 2 friends that are going through it.

Not sure to be honest. I didn't choose to be attracted to both genders, I just choose to act on it. So I don't see why she has to choose, it's just the way she is. As long as she's not cheating on her with a guy or something, I don't really see the problem. Regardless if they're attracted to only girls or guys and girls, the relationship should be assumed to be faithful i.m.o

[SadeghiJK]

Congrats for being who you want to be

[MiladyM]

Not sure to be honest. I didn't choose to be attracted to both genders, I just choose to act on it. So I don't see why she has to choose, it's just the way she is. As long as she's not cheating on her with a guy or something, I don't really see the problem. Regardless if they're attracted to only girls or guys and girls, the relationship should be assumed to be faithful i.m.o

Yeah very true, jealousy is a nasty thing I guess. I dont know why she wants her girlfriend to choose either since it wont really make a difference in the end since shes already in a relation. Just wanted someone elses view on it aswell ^^ Hope things will go good for you two in the future!

[Boggart]

Yeah very true, jealousy is a nasty thing I guess. I dont know why she wants her girlfriend to choose either since it wont really make a difference in the end since shes already in a relation. Just wanted someone elses view on it aswell ^^ Hope things will go good for you two in the future!

Well I guess it sorta makes sense since then you'll have more peace of mind, especially if you're a jealous person. Eliminates half the people as competition

But just because a bisexual person sticks to girls solely, it doesn't mean that they won't find the other gender attractive/ have tendencies to be unfaithful (depending on the specific person). I dunno, my BF is telling me that I'm not bisexual and actually gay (which is a conversation for another time ), but I don't really care what he thinks

[Elindoril]

But just because a bisexual person sticks to girls solely, it doesn't mean that they won't find the other gender attractive/ have tendencies to be unfaithful (depending on the specific person). I dunno, my BF is telling me that I'm not bisexual and actually gay (which is a conversation for another time ), but I don't really care what he thinks

Go watch some Lesbian porn and see if you get an erection, then use your findings in the conversation.