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phalkon

Member Since 27 May 2007
Offline Aug 12 2012 05:35 AM

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About Me

Likes: Women. Music (playing). Music (listening to). Music (talking about). Drinking (alcohol). Drinking (milkshakes). Eating (food). Eating (vagina). Bacon. Beer. Money. Reading. Kicking ass. The Internet.

Dislikes: Men (sexually). The color "puce". Moldy Cheese. Hackers (non-1337). People who don't like me (apparently, they exist).

Really Dislikes: Police officers (most). Losing Money. Computer Crashes. Lapses in time. Stepping in shit.

i am highly misunderstood. nine times out of ten, i will not capitalize a single thing in my sentences, only to make it seems more special when i YELL AT YOU. unbeknownst to many, i'm in the military (the army, more specifically), and have been since 2006. yes, i have been overseas (to both iraq and afghanistan) and it sucked. i say this primarily because i was cheated on multiple times by my then-wife, but that's another story. any time you're off in another country, fighting a war (regardless of whether or not you believe in it), the worst feeling in the world you can have is coming home and having the people you love not care about you. do i seem jaded? probably. do i have valid reason? yes.

if you're still reading, then more than likely, i'll like you. let's be friends. i promise i won't bite.

(hard)

also, i'm on twitter: @phalkon