My rents don't celebrate so I gather a few other outcasts of american society and go to the beach. Set a bonfire, have a lil picnic, drink a lil campaigne, pass around the peace pipe like the native americans did.
_____ is notorious for harboring many middle-class Caucasian teenagers who share a mass delusion that they were raised in Jamaica, Queens along side famous rapper 50 cent. _____ is also known to have disproportionately high volume of drug activity and their police force has recently employed a k-9 unit due to this.
I might have something to do with that disproportion. TEEHEE