Still taking jokes? Well either way here's mine...
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay"
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk..
"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."
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In Topic: I'm in a giving mood
02 October 2010 - 08:35 AM
In Topic: BIG OR SMALL?
02 October 2010 - 08:06 AM
I hate to say it but really I'd take one of each
But since you asked what we picked and why I'll tell ya....I guess. I picked a big dog. I have had several little dogs and big dogs, and cats. And despite my nick name, I prefer dogs. I like to think housing, feeding, etc them should mean I get more cuddles then once a week. Lol. Plus I have two kiddos. Big dogs usually are more kid friendly. I had a rot that my son could sit on, jump on, pull/bite his ears. Anything he wanted and he would just lay there, not even a sad look on his face.
With that said I currently have a Shitzu/Jack Russel mix that my son adores and she has turned out to be quite the family pup. Lol. Soooooo toss up for me.
But since you asked what we picked and why I'll tell ya....I guess. I picked a big dog. I have had several little dogs and big dogs, and cats. And despite my nick name, I prefer dogs. I like to think housing, feeding, etc them should mean I get more cuddles then once a week. Lol. Plus I have two kiddos. Big dogs usually are more kid friendly. I had a rot that my son could sit on, jump on, pull/bite his ears. Anything he wanted and he would just lay there, not even a sad look on his face.
With that said I currently have a Shitzu/Jack Russel mix that my son adores and she has turned out to be quite the family pup. Lol. Soooooo toss up for me.
In Topic: I love this site!
24 May 2010 - 08:09 PM
Lol thanks everyone. I am so glad I found this site! Not just for the programs but the people too. You all seem really nice.
In Topic: I love this site!
24 May 2010 - 12:26 PM
Lol, thanks!!!
In Topic: I love this site!
24 May 2010 - 10:56 AM
Thanks! And I personally think you've done it!
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