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"This has always bothered me. In the original Super Mario Brothers for Nintendo, you had the King Koopa, also known as Bowser. You also had his little offspring, which are known as "Koopa Troopas". Now, Bowser was clearly evil, but why do we assume that the Koopa Troopas are evil? They don't look evil. They almost look friendly. These little guys are just going along, doing their thing, and along comes some fat Italian plummer, jumping on their heads and trying to take their shells. All they are really trying to do is defend their homes, a right which we as americans hold especially dear. I mean, if that were me, I would punch Mario in the face. Same with that Green Goblin Frodo-Looking Motha' Luigi. Then I would call up Curtis and have his boys do it Wesside. All I'm saying is, maybe we should cut the Koopa Troopas some slack".
