Elle

Surprise surprise You are one of the greatest human beings. Ever. From pictures of lonely corn to hand drawn Mexican men, rafting discussions and late night delirium - you are just the right kind of crazy. You are open minded and incredibly determined.

You restore my faith in humanity ♥

My brother-from-another-mother. You are absolutely hilarious, and know just how to cheer me up. You always have such a positive attitude, I've pretty much never seen you in a bad mood for longer than a few minutes. You have the most beautiful little family. Thanks for the topless cooking tutorials of 2010. On a Codex note, thank you for the amazing work and effort you've put in. BFFL ♥

WHY ARENT YOU ON MORE OFTEN IT MAKES ME CRII SO MUCH OMG. You are my favourite sort of bitch. The hours we spent bitching together, I will never forget. We have similar opinions on so many things. I'm so proud of your English that developed over TC. One of these days you'll have to teach me German. I think you're incredibly beautiful, and I wish you would see it too 

You are gorgeous. I love your cat eye glasses. I'm always impressed by your blatant honesty.

I'm also thankful for that one conversation we had about that issue we both had/have. 

My dumpling. It's been a wonderful thing knowing there are other tall, like minded dumplings in this world. Come to Australia ASAP.

You are nowhere near as horrible as you like to have people believe. I like your open mindedness, lack of modesty and taste in music ♥

You are just the kind of sassy, sexy, androgynous bitch I've always wanted to be.

I'm always impressed by you and the sheer amount of crap you are able to tolerate. You are unbelievably strong, and you are an amazing mother. Hurry up and pop that child out so that I can turn her into a reckless hippy.

We used to hate each other. I like that that is no longer the case. Every time we speak you grow on me more and more.

I'm always impressed by your knowledge of alternative hippy health crap that only you and I seem to understand.

I admire your tolerance and resilience.

Potato head.

Although you objectify me in ways I never though possible, I think you're a good person deep down. I admire your ability to stay positive in crap circumstances. You're also pretty funny.

I always had this fantasy in my head that you and @Galadriel would get together. I still hope this might be the case.

You are one of the funniest people to ever grace my newsfeed. I love your ability to pull off so many costumes, whilst still maintaining a semi-classy attitude.

COME BACK. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND GET A LIFE?

My little brother that just happens to be the same age as me. You are the loveliest.