Had one about a year ago, but I got sick of all the attention-whoring statuses and general bullshit that went on so I deleted it. Do I really need to see a picture of your dinner? Do I really need to know you're at the cheesecake factory right now? Do I really need to see 200 selfies you took the same day in the bathroom mirror? If my friends or family want to stay in touch, they have my number.