Lance

Got these from a site a while ago.. found them on my hard-drive. They're pretty funny, so I thought I would post them here. There is some course-language so I somewhat censored them


BlakeA: my teacher says I have good ppl skills
Receptive: Really? I thought you're actually rather "aggressive" sometimes, lol.
BlakeA: SHUT THE F*CK UP N*GGER!!

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stormshadow6: dsjkfgasjfkgawjkfgaw
stormshadow6: Sorry, spider on the keyboard.

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adam1992: sh*t, I was opening a bottle of coke rite
FallenX: go on....
Elite has joined the conversation.
adam1992: and it EXPLODED!! all over my keyboard, big mess
FallenX: Eww must have made a mess
adam1992: yep sure did
Elite: SICK F*CKS
Elite has left the conversation.

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dan20000: who stole the cookie from the cookie jar
Neocheat: huh?
dan20000: neocheat stole the cookie from the cookie jar
Pete: What the f*ck??
dan20000: who stole the cookie from the cookie jar
dan20000: Pete stole the cookie from the cookie jar
Pete: STFU F*GGOT, I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR MOTHERF*CKING COOKIE
dan20000 has been kicked from the channel by Pete.

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HyperSK: hey can u pls help me install wc3?
Receptive: Sure... just make sure you close all programs you aren't using.
HyperSK has left the conversation.
Receptive: .....Great

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peeaichfat: Would you know my naaaaaaaaame.....
peeaichfat: If I saw you in heaveeeeen...
peeaichfat: would it beeeeee the saaaame....
tristan929: im going to become rich once I make an invention which allows u to stab people in the face through a computer screen
peeaichfat: If I saw you in heaveeeeeeeen....




edit: DAMMIT, I forgot there was a jokes/humour forum. Sorry for posting this in the wrong place

Well fonkeymonkey, learn how to shutup. Joke

Anyways I pissed off this french teacher so bad he got fired/quit (well with the help of my friends) we kept on whipping pencil crayons at him and everything, and this one kid licked the pencils nd gave them to him xD And he went to the principle yelling that he hates these kids, then the princ. told him he was fired then he blurted out that he already quit

Wow, you're a jerk.

The only teacher I dislike is my maths teacher. Gave me a B+

Out of boredom, today I decided to go to the park and check out the changes they made and happened to see a group of 20 or so people playing Chess on the new park boards, so I go up to them and watch for a bit. Then, a man asks me if I wanted to play and wager $10, so I accepted (I had about $30 in my wallet at the time, and I'm one of the top-kids in the state) and I managed to win (the end-game consisted of my king and one pawn, vs his king, so it was close). Then, for the rest of the day, I played different people. I won 8, drew 2 and lost 5 or 6. If I hadn't had lost those games I probably would've made at least $80.

Anyway, my point is, become good at Chess (or another popular board game) and people for money. You'll be suprised how much money you can make

That is seriously pathetic wasting such talent on making a comic about Neopets. Sure, Neopets can be fun, but that is downright sad.

Neopets reviews from a certain point in score and onwards, not whether you're on the highscores. For instance, in Extreme Potato Counter they review 185 and beyond.