Chappy

I'm dating one of my coworkers. I recommended her to work at my office and we ended up working in different departments. We do keep our relationship a secret since dating coworkers is strictly forbidden.

I wonder what she thinks about this though @Chappy

My real thought? I think it's great, but I don't see you for 90% of the day. It gives space ,which allows us both to do work and not be bored of each other.

Only awkward thing is my co-worker asking why I don't have an Okay-Cupid account yet. Lord knows I'm not interested in online human beans.

To answer the original question I think it matters what kind of work. As described above, Romy and I work together, but do not see each other for 90% of the day. So then I don't feel like I spent 100 hours with him (exaggerating).  As for my co-workers, I could see me hanging out with them ( I have hanged out with them), but the job is an office. I don't have to talk to anyone if I didn't want to.  Sometimes I don't see workers from the other end of the office in a span of weeks. 
 

I think if you worked together in a burger joint, you would spend way more time together in close proximity. 
 

Long time no see Codex~
I'm not sure where to put this. I guess it's a "contest".

I have one free day in the week of Thanksgiving and I wanted to make something.

I have no idea if this will be a fail or not. 

So here's how it goes.
I will create a small charm of someone's MS paint drawing.

I will ship it to you free of charge. (International friendly) (If you aren't comfortable send me a P.O. Box address or w/e)

I do not know if you will get it before Christmas. (If you celebrate that)

YOU MUST SEND ME THE PICTURE IN A PM BY: NOVEMBER 18 9:00 P.M. PST

To be 100% fair I will use a random number generator. 

RULES:

1. It needs to be YOUR art. Don't care if it's shitty or not.

2. When you create your art please do not have free lines around. All the the lines have to touch. Example is provided in spoiler. 

    (if you still don't understand you can send a pic and I'll let you know)
3. No vulgar things...er at least PG if you know what I mean.
4. I can't promise it'll be wonderful as I'm not really super duper talented.

5. I wont create you a mini dicks our for Harambe in a bikini. Sorry not that talented. 

Example:

Spoiler

No free lines are in this picture

This is what I meant by free lines: 

I really hate spongebob. 

Ahhh fun two matches vs @Chappy

Peep the vids in my first post

@Kelvin expect me

4/5 done so far

Thank you so much for the battle~ Sorry I was only free on the weekend ^^

1.

Spoiler

 

It's a mermaid tiara. Reinforced a plastic tiara with cardboard and then hot-glued seashells and fake pearls 

2.

Spoiler

  

Chinese style sea serpent. 

3.

Spoiler

 

Charms showcase a sea star/ star fish and shells found in the ocean. Blue beads signify the ocean waves and clear beads signify the bubbles made by the fish.

 

4.

Spoiler

  A glass memory box  

5.

Spoiler

 

Made a Squirtle Cosplay with various cheap items (glasses were bought online) 

6.

Spoiler

 

Basically an underwater view of a sea star made of salt and a shell crown made of walnut shells, pasta and peas.  

Sorry couldn't find a fish clapping gif

OCEAN BEEEAACH

In light of TEAM MR.BUBBLES 
The theme is ocean~! 

Any physical formed craft that you can create with the theme ocean~
No digital art :C Sorry even though banana dolphin is a masterpiece. Unless you create art by paint it,sew, knit, clay, jewelry, and all that jazz.
So this includes any sea creature, beach, the ocean itself, and anything else you think applies.
Mystical ocean related creatures are totally fine too (ex: Mermaid, Mermen, dogfish, catfish, unicornfish, sirens. You get the idea)~ 

Please no tentacle porn. Seriously that's a no no.

Starts: NOW!
DUE: WED.8th of JUNE
Please PM me your entry (Read rules for more details :3)

If you want some rules and FAQ it's going to be down below.

RULES:

F.A.Q.:

Awards:

 

Winner:

Participants: 

 

Prizes: 

 

1 million Kwin! [ Kaylune Currency]~ (donated  by me)

1 million NP~ (donated by me)

 

 Ghostkerbomb [Duped]~ (donated by @Elindoril)

 

Baby Paint Brush~ (donated by @Devendra)

 

POST OR PM ME IF YOU WANT TO DONATE ^^

 

Here your fish kissing pg stuff.

@blue Thank you~ MVP ^w^
Oh right...happy birthday Romy XD

Fucking ridiculous no one mentioned me. *hair flips* (I'm kidding I swear)
Bet its because you all thought I was some white girl (@futurama)

I'll put girls and boys since it's all good~

Girls: @Padme - Idk why we weren't nominated for the codies.
 @Coops - Nicest human ever. Has an awesome cat so 100% love & plays stardew valley~
 

Boys: @Kelvin -Appreciate my cute stuff & likes stardew valley so you know.
@Strategist - He lives with kangaroos & giant moths.
and @blue - He dresses like a squirtle squad gang. Such a rebel.

All for personality of course >_> 

@Coops it's cool @Romy didn't put me. I already have him.

How is there no love for #3? Money

@KyloRen Thank you so much for hosting ^^

@Coops Painting is an art lol (Thank you ><)
 

I actually don't like the smell of raw chicken.

BUT I do like chicken in lemon + pepper <3

nsfw:

I'm not sure if this should be in the estrogen thread, but I figured why not. Guys and girls have skin XD


What's your skin type?
What makeup products you use to work with it?

So recently I decided to be late and hop on the makeup bus.
When I say late I mean I've never really worn makeup daily and I'm 22. 
There's 13 year olds who can put eye shadow better than me.

My skin has been hard to work with. It's sensitive, dry, pale, and I sweat- not oily.
Usually its a quick sweat and they dries real fast. (making my skin even more dry)
BB cream dewy look has been a life savor, but I can't use matte since it makes my skin even more dry.

I try for the more natural look because that's all I can do here. I do love colored eyeliners a bunch ^^

I'm actually a girl in the relationship ;3
In all seriousness I've never been on a dating site

oh my goodness how you have so much monies T^T Also 100% love for this thread <3

 Themed Writing Contest #12

Theme: Poem on Inanimate Objects

Shove those Valentine's chocolate away. I present you this semi-fresh contest!
Hate those nasty caramel chocolate you got 50% off? Write a poem.
Tried those nasty Sour watermelon peeps? Start writing a poem!
You like lamps? Well write a poem. Like lint fluffs? Write a poem.
Have a special connection with Angel Soft toilet paper? Write a poem.
Not sponsored by any items above.
Please try to refrain from super sexual experiences. Let's keep it under rated R.
 

The sky is the Limit!!! 3 lines are minimum for this poem! 
So Haikus and other forms of poetry is allowed~
If you have any questions please feel free to PM me~

THANK YOU FOR CLENCHING YOUR BUTTS! GREATLY APPRECIATE!

Rules:

 Turn Signal

Oh you were there for me, when I wasn't there for myself.
I turned you on, and you kept going.
One, two, three times wasn't enough.
Even from 100 feet away, you had to be on.
I made the exchange, and you instantly got turned off.
You are missed by others because they just don't care.
They knew instantly when they were hit, that it was their fault.
Stupid people, not knowing the fucking rules of the law. 

#2:

 Refresh button

Gray, hollow icon
lays in hiding from our eyes
yet chains us all down
a small ring of fruitless vows
our vain hope for something new 

#3:

 It.

Idly.
Was. 

#4:
Crusty old gym sock
You make loneliness feel good
Where is my lotion? 

#5:

“My Wi-Fi.”

Oh, shitty Wi-Fi,
why are you so shitty?
Do you purposely falter
to make a fool out of me?

To all those papers due
at the stroke of midnight,
you were like “NAH, BITCH”
as if to witness me cry.

And to those ferine urges 
often unavoidable as of late,
when I must grunt and groan
as you make me suffer in wait.

Why won’t you load Runescape?! 
 

#6:

 "Three stones, one river.

He flows, they shiver.
His rhythm leaves them blushing and brushing.
The tide, once familiar, now cold and crushing.
Three stones, alone once again."