DonValentino

We need to be Clash Royale friends.

join my clan man 

Drinking by myself before going out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

@Trapezeo Thanks! Got an idea for a second one lol I'll probably make it in the next few days.

@Adam me too man

@Cannabis My pleasure man. All I can do is share my knowledge with the people

Just be honest, that's the best thing you can really do in your application.

Thanks! That was actually one of the first pictures I took with my camera when I got it a couple years ago, happy it found a use I'll take the 10 mil, I'll msg you @VooDoo

I didn't post our whole dialogue. Why get mad at me when I say women aren't weak? She didn't say that outright but...uh...I'm confused. Lol

Maybe she took your comment as dismissive. I'm sure she knows women aren't weak, that wasn't her point. I think we can agree women/minorities are still underrepresented, so when someone says something that equates to "why are you complaining when women are equal" when they're not yet can be taken as dismissive of the problems still occurring. When I see posts that I don't agree with, but are passionate and from a point of view I can't fully relate to, I usually just scroll past. 

Either way, it actually was reported on, I remember reading about it. And it was very impressive lol, winning a major tournament while pregnant is wild. It's not a disability but it's definitely harder than not having to deal with it.

Even more on time than the voting thread, I present to you the winners of the inaugural Out of Context Contest!

In 1st place, with their entry:

"I got iced for trying to trade sexual favors for a paintbrush."

is @ Ehentalix ! Congratulations!

We have a 3-way tie for 2nd (Within that, two members submitted the same entry, which I didn't catch). Winners determined by time of entry.

In 2nd, with their entry:

"dude, ive been areested twice, but the wierd thing is i fucked my girl friend on the subway(she got on top adn bounced) people just watched us, no one minded(very wierd)"

is @Bone! Congratulations! 

In 3rd, with their entry: 

"You've always preferred the flesh of newborns, then?"

is @Susie! Congratulations!

And rounding out the top 4 is @Kaddict, with the same entry as Bone, but the last of the 4 to enter. Congratulations!

Winners may choose their prize in order of their placement. Prizes include (assuming they're still available):

• Ghostkerbomb (Courtesy of @Keil)
• 1,999,984 Pure NP +/- 16 NP (Courtesy of Keil)
• 1500 NeoCash Custom (winner tells me what they want to buy that's available in the NC Mall at the time of the winner's inquiry and I'll buy and send them over. 10 Box Limit) (Courtesy of Keil)
• Grey Techo MP (Courtesy of @WarezHaxor

But wait, there's more! @Bones also generously donated a Baby PB, so with their entry of "Swamp balls is just as bad as swamp ass." Congratulations to @cara! You may choose after the others have done so.

Thanks for playing this speedy lightning round of the Out of Context Contest! Next round will start around the same time as the next round of the Shitty GFX contest. So long, and thanks for all the fish!

I think the most I ever spent on a meal was a couple hundred bucks, maybe like $250. It was a Christmas/NYE dinner with my ex at Different Pointe of View  http://www3.hilton.c...ning/index.html. I was ordering bottles of wine and the waiter kept saying "you can order single glasses you know" I was like bitch. Great night though, worth it for sure. 

I absolutely cannot stand couples who constantly post shit about each other all the time on faceshit. Like have you ever heard of texting or messenger? We don't need to know how much you make each other mad every other day, or how "in love" you pretend to be, even though you're saving up money on the side so you can leave his ass...You don't have to post shit to get likes/reactions because your relationship is so shit that outside affirmation is something you strive for. Every now and then something cute, and lovey dovey is totally cool, but 20 times a day is a bit much.*side eye*

So we PM you or post here?

Out of Context! Contest

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to rummage through Codex's many threads and find the funniest sentence you can, and remove it from its context.

Send me your entry (the text and a link to the post) by 2/26 11:59pm EST. If someone has already submitted your entry you'll be required to find another. One sentence only. Top 3 will receive prizes (if able).

If you'd like to donate prizes, post here in the thread, thanks!