Nentusia

What even just happened on this whole board. Sexual favours being flung about like candy or something.

Nobody has any shame.

God damnit I came here to find some distraction for... stuff.. and then I read in the fucking AC thread and get reminded of stuff I desperately want to ignore right now because I'm sick and can't do anything and hnnng.

You are all horrible people. (I love that  )

I'd say we all file a harassment charge to TNT for making smelly items for us to dole out (i.e dung, smelly jelly).

I just wanted to make a note that I once made a report (I think 3 pages long) about how items like the book "Nuts, A Love Story" need to be deleted because they are OBVIOUSLY a risk for the young players on neopets and how items like nuts, watermelons, oranges etc. are all way too sexual because they COULD be compared to.. things.. and my conclusion was kind of "delete all of these stuff to protect our minors because sex is bad and evil and if you don't do it you are all guilty of the world's apocalypse"

I wonder why I never got a response.

Bwahaha! I love saving up pictures like those and post them during convos online without any contex

  I really can't wait for this year's drama. Neopia went so crazy last year, it was so lovely

Without Codex I wouldn't care about the AC at all anymore..

but last year was so incredibly funny.. And right now I'm reading the Jellyneo Conclusion and I'm all tingly. I want it all to start again!
Go Team Codex ♥♥♥

Yes, my girly side is showing up

I want to share some tipps n stuff that I collected and learned over the years. Maybe not every single one will be annoyed about this superficial stuff

Make- Up Masterpost 101

_{Skincare, Face, Eyes, Tools, Videos and Beauty Myths}

A few more tipps and tricks

What your face is telling you (I fucking love this):

_{I have pretty clean skin myself, but whenever something shows up in my face, I look it up and try to change it. Don't know if it helps or if it's random, but my skin says thank you}

Spoiler

 

Spoiler

1 & 2: Digestive System — Eat less processed or junk food, reduce the amount of fat in your diet, step up water intake and opt for cooling things like cucumbers.

3: Liver — Cut out the alcohol, greasy food and dairy. This is the zone where food allergies also show up first, so take a look at your ingredients. Besides all this, do 30 minutes of light exercise every day and get adequate sleep so your liver can rest.

4 & 5: Kidneys — Anything around the eyes (including dark circles) point to dehydration. Drink up!

6: Heart — Check your blood pressure (mine was slightly high) and Vitamin B levels. Decrease the intake of spicy or pungent food, cut down on meat and get more fresh air. Besides this, look into ways to lower cholesterol, like replacing “bad fats” with “good fats” such as Omegas 3 and 6 found in nuts, avocados, fish and flax seed. Also, since this area is chock-full of dilated pores, check that your makeup is not past its expiry date or is skin-clogging.

7 & 8: Kidneys — Again, drink up! And cut down on aerated drinks, coffee and alcohol as these will cause further dehydration.

Zone 9 & 10: Respiratory system — Do you smoke? Have allergies? This is your problem area for both. If neither of these is the issue, don’t let your body overheat, eat more cooling foods, cut down on sugar and get more fresh air. Also keep the body more alkaline by avoiding foods that make the body acidic (meat, dairy, alcohol, caffeine, sugar) and adding more alkalizing foods like green veggies and wheatgrass juice. Another thing that most of forget – dirty cell phones and pillow cases are two of the top acne culprits and this area is what they affect the most!

Zone 11 & 12: Hormones — This is the signature zone for stress and hormonal changes. And while both are sometimes unavoidable, you can decrease their effect by getting adequate sleep, drinking enough water, eating leafy veggies and keeping skin scrupulously clean. Another interesting point: breakouts in this area indicate when you are ovulating (and on which side).

Zone 13: Stomach — Step up the fibre intake, reduce the toxin overload and drink herbal teas to help with digestion.

14: Illness — Zits here can be a sign that your body is fighting bacteria to avoid illness. Give it a break, take a yoga class, take a nap, take time to breathe deeply, drink plenty of water and know that everything always works out!

Some DIY Tutorials for beauty stuff

A List of useful YT Make Up Tutorials

Finally a Board where I can use my knowledge a.k.a my link collection

Here's a bunch of stuff for people who write. I guess those can also be helpful if you need to write an exam for school/university or stuff like that

I didn't need them myself yet, but here you go.
 

OneLook Reverse Dictionary
_{OneLook's reverse dictionary lets you describe a concept and get back a list of words and phrases related to that concept. Your description can be a few words, a sentence, a question, or even just a single word.}
 

Rhyme Zone

_{You can find nearly everything. Rhymes, synonyms, related words, definitions etc.}

Tip of my Tongue

_{Whenever you can't remember a word/sentence.. you can type in a partial word, some letters, the word meaning etc. and the nagging question of what you couldn't remember will be solved}

Wordle

_{Wordle is a toy for generating “word clouds” from text that you provide. The clouds give greater prominence to words that appear more frequently in the source text.}

45 ways to avoid "very"

Scholarpedia

_{like Wikipedia (focussing on science), and peer-reviewed}

Several links for tipps and tricks on studying and writing

A simplified tutorial on how to write an essay

_{I found this on tumblr and it's actually good! I never learned it this way in school and will definitely think of it the next time I have to create an essay or something similar.}

A masterpost for writing #1

A masterpost for writing #2

Wolframalpha

_{Okay, not exactly for writing, but still amazing. Similar to wikipedia, but can also be used to solve math problems. Look here to see what for amazing things this site can tell you ♥}

You should know the name of your cleaning staff. It was one of the first things I was introduced to at work. After all, every morning I left some bread for the man who took care of our station (his name is Johann) and a cup of coffee there.

Now, I'm greeting everyone I see during the day. Cleaning stuff, doormen and similar people you tend to oversee. Everyone is important. Treat them this way.

I guess Victoria Secret adds are ok for kids to look at