Sit on your hand for 5 minutes so it feels like someone else is "helping" you?
Aug 10 2012 04:28 AM
Flickering images of drug dulled souls can not replace the touch, taste, smell, and glorious joy of a real girlfriend. Find a real girl, and don't expect her to act like porn.
Aug 10 2012 04:39 AM
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