Eggie

Since the start of April I've made roughly 90 muffins, chocolate and vanilla cupcakes with buttercream icing, homemade Oreo cookies, pumpkin cookies, oatmeal raisin cookies, 2 loaves of cinnamon raisin bread, 4 batches of cinnamon, chocolate and peach sticky buns, coffee cake, english muffins, 2 batches of bagels, 3 loaves of whole wheat bread, oatmeal bread, italian herb and cheese bread, white buns, whole wheat buns, blueberry scones, greek yogurt cheesecake bars, pumpkin bars, 2 banana breads, and a strawberry bread. I also made a batch of fresh whole wheat herb fettuccine with my pasta maker.

I've been on a crazy baking binge lately. I obtained my grandpa's old breadmaker and figured out how to use it and now I can't stop. I love that machine, holy shit. Best thing to ever happen to my life. My chest freezer is filling up pretty quickly.

I went to Costco and Bulk Barn yesterday and loaded up on like 20 lbs of both sugar and flour and a metric shit load of nuts, seeds, chips, dates, etc. Oh man I'm so excited.

The site is obviously on it's way out, whether or not people want to admit it. I haven't created a new account since last month when I got chain frozen (then they recently IP banned me way after the fact, wtf) but I'm starting to get the urge to make a new account under my proxy just to check out the drama.

I'm starting to side with the "convert-all-UCs club" because at this point they're becoming so rare and desired by people that it's starting to compromise the fun of the game. When people literally have to resort to scamming and hacking or exchanging exorbitant amounts of real money illegally as the only possible way to manage to get something, you know your game has a problem. As much as I love the UC look and wish all pets could have kept theirs, I agree that they need to be gone.

I hate to be such a downer but the end of the site is so clearly in view that it's kind of sad.

Copy face + Paste

"Ahh, a job well done."

"Oh shit, how do we make this generic looking puffball look more like it belongs on Neopets?"

"I know! Copy and paste a fucking face on it! NOW IT'S A JUBJUB LOOFAH"

"That. Is. FUCKING. PERFECT."

Um, holy shit.

Some women would kill to be a size 3. Honestly I wish I had that problem. I'm the exact opposite. I eat anything and I'll gain 10 pounds. :'(

Congrats!! Well deserved win

Alone and blasting this atm. Feels good man.

I've had suicide attempts before, as well as self-harmed. All because of self-loathing that dates back to when I was very small. So I think it would be pretty safe to say that I'd hate myself.

I actually have a hard time even just posting in a forum like this because I believe I'm obnoxious and my conscience keeps telling me my opinions aren't worth hearing. So forcing myself to be active here is pretty much a kind of exposure therapy for me.

LOL

A fruit larvae trying to get a better reception to watch FOX?

Possibly. Or the government painted a radio transmitter with a pretty island scene as a diversion so they can listen in to all your secrets. *puts on tin foil hat* They're out to get us.

What the fuck? Why does it have antennas coming out of it's ass?

@Athayde She's super kind and funny and I look forward to her posts. Whenever somebody needs help she's always one of the first in there to lend a hand and she seems to be very dedicated to the community. Truly indispensible as far as members go and very worthy of MotM

I have a few more people in mind but I need to think over it a little more.

I bought some locally grown fresh dill and parsley from the market today. Omg, the smell. So delicious.

That gets me thinking...dill scented candles. Is that a thing? If not it should be.

As I promised

I read somewhere that Jumpstart outsources jobs to India. I bet you anything they do it to be more "cost effective" and end up paying them absolute shit sweatshop wages which really pisses me off.