Get a crockpot, you can throw some crap in it in the morning and come home to a nice hot dinner, pretty much 0 effort for a great meal.
Anyway, you should first stock up on basics. Buy stuff like flour, sugar, spices, rice, etc that doesn't go bad and is pretty cheap. Then what I do is buy what's on sale (meat/protein/veggie wise) and when I get home, I google recipes for whatever I just bought. Since I have the staples like spices, rice, sugar, etc, I can usually whip something up that's not too expensive.
Yeah I'm probably not going to use any programs or buy/sell anything since I've had the account since 2001 and I have a few ucs, so I don't want to lose it.
The only thing I might try is making 5 new accounts, going by a different alias or something, and using a vpn or ip blocker... but honestly I have no idea how to set that up and I don't know if it would work anyway.