When you're trying to trade with someone, they give you a firm trade, tell you to send the transfer, and when you do, they back out and are all "Sorry, found another offer! But you can trade for (insert pet of lesser value here)."
NO
THANK
YOU
Face, no contest. I don't really care about the body all that much, unless you're so obese you can't move. Personality and sense of humor comes above both of those, though.