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Mathilda

Member Since 10 Apr 2014
Offline Feb 01 2021 05:42 PM

Local Time:

Oct 26 2026 12:31 PM

Gender
Female
Location
In a hellhole in Canada
Interests
Not sleeping, reading about men in spandex, collecting related men-in-spandex things, using makeup to appears different, prettending that I'm an artist.

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I almost got murdered on my way home by birds. What. The. Fuck.

Jun 04 2014 10:36 AM

Rocket
were they crows?
Jun 04 2014 10:53 AM
Mathilda
No, red winged blackbirds. They try to rip my face off O_O
Jun 04 2014 11:25 AM
Katya
I had a episode similar to that one on last October. But instead of birds, it was leaves. Coming from nowhere many dozens of dried brown autumn-ish leaves "caught" me when I was making a turn to a street. I found myself surrounded by those unsuspected brown MURDERERS and almost got hit by a car. Now imagine what could be now written in my tombstone... Embarrassing, eh?
Jun 04 2014 11:38 AM

Hahaha Insomnia is a bitch but I DON'T CAAAAARE I HAVE THE INTERNEEEEET \o/

May 21 2014 05:58 PM

Key Quest is SO frustrating!

May 15 2014 08:26 AM

Mathilda
Arrrrg! Anyone feel like playing keyquest with me? You let me win/I let you win type of deal?
May 15 2014 08:46 AM
Iridium77
...seriously though. Use 2 browsers and foxy proxy
May 15 2014 09:38 AM
DasBear
We can play anytime! :D
May 16 2014 07:22 AM