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Basically, New Jersey, New York City, Long Island, Nassau County-- all these areas are infested with guidos. They're in the malls, they're at the movies, they're at the gym, they're driving their Infiniti G35 coupes, they're juicing up, they're asking you if you know someone who can sell them coke, they're idolizing Tony Soprano, they're looking for a little man on boy love, they need some money, they need to find a new position to fuck their girlfriend in, they want to make sure you supported Italy in the World Cup, they want to know what your favorite deli sandwich meat is, they want to make sure you're not Turkish, they want to know how much weight to put on each end of the bar to reach 9000 pounds, they want to know if you can tell that they're only 1/4th Italian, they're at the movies, they're at the gym, they're driving their Infiniti G35 coupes, they're juicing up, they're asking you if you know someone who can sell them coke, they're idolizing Tony Soprano, they're looking for a little man on boy love, they need some money, they need to find a new position to fuck their girlfriend in, they want to make sure you supported Italy in the World Cup, they want to know what your favorite deli sandwich meat is, they want to make sure you're not Turkish, they want to know how much weight to put on each end of the bar to reach 9000 pounds, they want to know if you can tell that they're only 1/4th Italian, they're at the movies, they're at the gym, they're driving their Infiniti G35 coupes, they're juicing up, they're asking you if you know someone who can sell them coke, they're idolizing Tony Soprano, they're looking for a little man on boy love, they need some money, they need to find a new position to fuck their girlfriend in, they want to make sure you supported Italy in the World Cup, they want to know what your favorite deli sandwich meat is, they want to make sure you're not Turkish, they want to know how much weight to put on each end of the bar to reach 9000 pounds, they want to know if you can tell that they're only 1/4th Italian, they're at the movies, they're at the gym, they're driving their Infiniti G35 coupes, they're juicing up, they're asking you if you know someone who can sell them coke, they're idolizing Tony Soprano, they're looking for a little man on boy love, they need some money, they need to find a new position to fuck their girlfriend in, they want to make sure you supported Italy in the World Cup, they want to know what your favorite deli sandwich meat is, they want to make sure you're not Turkish, they want to know how much weight to put on each end of the bar to reach 9000 pounds, they want to know if you can tell that they're only 1/4th Italian, and they're annoying as fuck.

Ah, push it - push it good. Ah, push it - push it real good. Ah, push it - push it good. Ah, push it - p-push it real good. Hey! Ow! Push it good! Oooh, baby, baby, baby, baby, oooh, baby, baby, baby, baby. Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby pop - yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss, better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed. Can't you hear the music's pumping hard like I wish you would? Now push it and stuff.

What's wrong with standing toe to toe and saying "I am"?

Yes.