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I have a big girl job

Posted by Mishelle, 23 January 2015 · 503 views

Since my old boss left we have realized how fucking dismal our cafeteria is being ran. Last month we made $7,000 under our projected profit, which is actually an improvement. We have had no real marketing done in this place because our old boss was like 80 yrs old and had no idea how it worked. So now that she's gone and our new boss Tim took over he thought it would be a good idea to put me in charge of the marketing for the place. Tim is a smart guy. I think it's because he's Canadian.

So the Marketing overlord (manager) Kathryn came down from UC Irvine came and trained me for a couple hours today and she gave me a ton of insight on this job and how to do it. She also gave me a lot of ideas to improve the place. The Facebook and Twitter is centralized but I'm now in charge of running the company Instagram (that I haven't created yet) but my only issue is going to be promoting the damn thing. Most of the follower counts on these types of accounts are freaking dismal.

BUT I HAVE AN IDEA. And I want feedback on it from you guys. Hopefully my boss will let me do it if it's a good one.I've been seeing these cookies all over Pinterest.

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I want to create a contest where if you like us on our social media sites you get a free cookie. I'm not sure if they'll approve the budget to buy these cookies specifically. But if not then we have our own icing and our own cookies, I'm sure we can make a bastardized version.

So yeah we'll see how that goes. Other than that we've all been running around like chickens with our heads cut off trying to get this place in some kind of order since Diane left it a disaster.

We have two offices at work. The front office and the back office. The back office is like a dungeon. It's the size of a walk in closet and there are no windows. The bigger office has two small windows but it's still pretty small. The bigger office used to be really cluttiered but I was able to clean it out over the course of a semester. However, the back dungeon was untouchable because my old boss wouldn't let me in there. I found out why, it's because she's a fucking hoarder. A legitimate hoarder. Except when she left the job she left all the shit she hoarded just sitting in the office instead of taking it with her (bitch).

I've been trying to clean out the dungeon since Tim hates it and never works in there. He always works in the big office and uses the computer that I used to use. So I volunteered as tribute to clean the back office out. I've been finding shit in her office from 2002. I was 12! Why is this still in the office?! I found like 25 rolls of duct tape. Why does one office need so much fucking duct tape? I also found a gigantic stuffed polar bear.

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?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!

Anyway we need to get this bear the fuck out of my face so I'm thinking about raffling it off on Valentines Day but I'm still not sure on the specifics yet.



Mishelle, I think that's an absolutely fabulous idea. :D

 

Edit to clarify: I specifically meant the cookies. ;)

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