Would You Rather....

My response is in BOLD and, don’t judge me

Be 4’5”?

Be 7’7”?

Have accordions for legs?

Or have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?

Be able to run at 100 miles per hour?

Or fly at 10 miles per hour?

Have hiccups for the rest of your life?

Or feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

Talk like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.)

Or look like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.)

Have a dragon?

Or be a dragon?

Be sexually attracted to fruit?

Or have Cheetos dust permanently stuck on your fingers?

Never have to worry about money?

Or live in a world with Pokemon?

Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?

Or live in a world where hover boards exist?

Speak any language fluently?

Or be able to talk to animals?

Live one 1,000-year life?

Or live ten 100-year lives?

Only be able to whisper?

Or only be able to shout?

Fart popcorn?

Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

Change gender every time you sneeze?

Or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?

Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?

Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?

Call me crazy, but there you have it. The world would be boring if we were all the same Enjoy!