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[Nunc]

I honestly think lights on is better. then again I'm a virgin.

[iargue]

I honestly think lights on is better. then again I'm a virgin.

Now things are coming into light.

[Nunc]

Well, I'm only 15.

[Inver]

Well, I'm only 15.

I lost mine around then. You'll get some within the year, I'm sure.

[Frank12]

Yea i lost mine when i was 16, on my birthday nonetheless. All i remember was being scared shitless thinking i was somehow doing it wrong. It got easier after then...anyways, lights on or off really dont affect how the sex is. Good sex is good sex and bad sex is bad sex no matter the lighting. Im not going to delude myself into thinking that the lights on or off will modify my preformance in any way, as with other menial thinks such as time, place, etc. as long as nothing is extreme. So i tend not to notice those details and focus on the situation at hand aka my girlfriend

[ilovepolkadots]

i honestly have no preference.

the more i think about it i don't even have a preference for location either. i would just as soon have sex in the shower, bed, beach, floor, couch, washer&dryer, kitchen, car....

really i think my preference is all.
i like variation it keeps things exciting

[Inver]

i honestly have no preference.

the more i think about it i don't even have a preference for location either. i would just as soon have sex in the shower, bed, beach, floor, couch, washer&dryer, kitchen, car....

really i think my preference is all.
i like variation it keeps things exciting

Damn jailbait, aren't you like 14?

Whoops. I take that back. She's legal, boys! And that last year until 21 is the worst. Have fun with it.

Edited by Inver, 05 February 2011 - 12:43 PM.

[ilovepolkadots]

Damn jailbait, aren't you like 14?

Whoops. I take that back. She's legal, boys! And that last year until 21 is the worst. Have fun with it.

you're a little off on the math there
my birthday is on my profile ;p

Whoops. I take that back. She's legal, boys! And that last year until 21 is the worst. Have fun with it.

i have had my cousins ID since the beginning of this summer so i go out to the bars with my friends quite frequently
never had a problem getting alcohol

plus at the beach it is more about the house parties than going out
there are only a few clubs on the outer banks and since a lot of my friends are local i don't have problems going anywhere

[Inver]

you're a little off on the math there
my birthday is on my profile ;p



i have had my cousins ID since the beginning of this summer so i go out to the bars with my friends quite frequently
never had a problem getting alcohol

plus at the beach it is more about the house parties than going out
there are only a few clubs on the outer banks and since a lot of my friends are local i don't have problems going anywhere

Oh underage drinking. More proof that the law is retarded.

[jcrdude]

i would just as soon have sex in the shower, bed, beach, floor, couch, washer&dryer, kitchen, car....

Ahhhhhh! But the sand!

THE SAND!

[Frank12]

Yea, sand is not my shit no offense. Nothing like having a shit load of naked strangers watching you have sex, and then you go home and feel like you masturbated with sandpaper

[jcrdude]

Yea, sand is not my shit no offense. Nothing like having a shit load of naked strangers watching you have sex, and then you go home and feel like you masturbated with sandpaper

Wait, what?

1. If you are screwing during the night time, most likely nobody would be watching you
2. Why are the "watchers" naked in your imagination?

[Frank12]

Typically this kind of sex is on a nude beach, in the day light. Unless your sandbox is now a beach, you are really not going to have privacy unless you own an island

[jcrdude]

Typically this kind of sex is on a nude beach, in the day light. Unless your sandbox is now a beach, you are really not going to have privacy unless you own an island

Any beach at night time would give you ample privacy if you wanted it.

Sand still makes it a bad idea, though... XD

[Abradix]

Typically this kind of sex is on a nude beach, in the day light. Unless your sandbox is now a beach, you are really not going to have privacy unless you own an island

>implying we all can't afford our own private island

[Frank12]

yessir lol. Now go buy an island Abradix

[onlyme]

Now things are coming into light.

[ilovepolkadots]

Ahhhhhh! But the sand!

THE SAND!

a sheet - A SHEET!
;3

and also a beach chair, cooler, surf board....

Yea, sand is not my shit no offense. Nothing like having a shit load of naked strangers watching you have sex, and then you go home and feel like you masturbated with sandpaper

o.O
well where i live there is a place called Pea Island where literally there is no one - the tourists don't go there because there is no beach access sign so its like they don't even know the beach is there over the dunes

the surf is okay sometimes but who cares if the local surfers see you getting it on ;p

Edited by ilovepolkadots, 06 February 2011 - 09:30 AM.

[Connery]

i honestly have no preference.

the more i think about it i don't even have a preference for location either. i would just as soon have sex in the shower, bed, beach, floor, couch, washer&dryer, kitchen, car....

really i think my preference is all.
i like variation it keeps things exciting

Wait... what?

[JL3]

Definitely on, visual stimulation

[jcrdude]

Wait... what?

It works best if it's a kind of old washer/dryer... and it's running... and it kicks into the hardest cycle in the middle of the action...

I'd draw you a diagram, but I'm too lazy.

[Doginator]

So first you start with the number of posts you are trying to get to:
500.
Then you turn it in to binary using a quick method
500/2 = 250, first number is a 0
250/2 = 125, second number is 0
125/2 does not give an integer, so subtract one divide by 2=62, put a 1
62/2=31, add a 0
31 -1 /2 =15, add a 1
15-1/2=7, add a 1
7-1/2 =3, add a 1
3-1/2=1, add a 1
put the last one on

111110100

1 is on, 0 is off.

There are more ons than offs
Therefore, I like the lights on.

[Boggart]

Doesn't matter to me, since I always keep my eyes closed. I tried opening them once

I was like "O.o"

[Adina]

Wait... what?

I think she means sitting on top of the washer.

[Connery]

I think she means sitting on top of the washer.

Ah... I see.