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[Pilot]

Just their Dick and nothing else? I couldn't imagine trying to save someone through a glory hole.

 

You never know when an adjacent stall is going to catch on fire, trapping someone else. I imagine they would tame the heat while the firefighters arrived.

 

OK, fine. If there were a fire, a penis may be able to beat it out. I need help thinking of a scenario where hands wouldn't work better though.

 

They could be tied up, who knows. BDSM doesn't always go according to plan.

[Bone]

I want free things! Ugh I hate being a guy.

 

You are young and gay, that is no excuse

[James]

Makers:

Nice smile

Nice eyes

Shorter/same size as me

Good personality

Fit my high standards

 

Breakers:

Smoker

Tattoo obsessed (I'd be fine with like a few - I myself will never get a tattoo)

Cusses more than me (don't know - it's just a turn-off lol)

A person that chases or is overly obsessed with me

 

Basically I want the type of girl that is a "princess on the streets but a freak in the bed".

[Mikali]

Makers
Taller than me (not that hard since I'm only 150 cm)

Humorous
Intelligent 

Likes chocolate 

Breakers
Smoker/Druggie/Alcoholic

Disrespectful

FOB
 

[Sleepydude]

Must

like political discussion

have a car and a license and car insurance

be employed or a full time student studying something useful (not fashion design or liberal arts)

high school diploma

be a top

 

Deal-breakers

Obsessed with tattoos or piercings (a couple are okay)

wants a large family

thick accent

is a bottom

HIV, Hep C, Herpes

obesity

heavy smoker

current drug user

really bad teeth (horribly crooked, dark yellow, multiple metal fillings [get the kind that look like teeth!] bad smell because they haven't had a cleaning in forever)

 

I'll add more as it comes to mind.

[Frizzle]

Breakers:

 

Has children

Shit sex

Drug user

Criminal

Lack of ambition/Willing to learn

French/Welsh

Spurs fan

 

Makers

 

 

Brunette with blue eyes

Arsenal fan

....

[Mishelle]

Makers: 

Obedient

Likes Beyonce

Funny

Ambitious 

Nice personality

Has a job/education

Has goals and works to achieve them

Stoner

Good in bed

Has to be able to handle brutal honesty

Oh and I really love guys who can fix stuff, cuz i can't fix anything

 

Breakers:

Dislikes Beyonce

Cheaters

STDs

Kids

Crazy exes

Does hard drugs/Alcoholic/etc

Broke

Burnout

Bad teeth

Overly cocky

Socially conservative

Super religious

And if he wears those shoe thingies with the toes, or crocs. That's a huge no-no.

Edited by Mishelle, 04 April 2013 - 03:49 PM.

[Chappy]

Deal-breakers

Obsessed with tattoos or piercings (a couple are okay)

wants a large family

thick accent

is a bottom

HIV, Hep C, Herpes

obesity

heavy smoker

current drug user

really bad teeth (horribly crooked, dark yellow, multiple metal fillings [get the kind that look like teeth!] bad smell because they haven't had a cleaning in forever)

 

I'll add more as it comes to mind.

 

What does is a bottom mean?
I agree with all of the above. I love how you mention HIV HEP C and Herpes XDD
 

I'm kinda picky but I'm a just list a few musts~
Must:

-Like at least some sort of video game

-Anime (at least something mainstream I'm not asking for a full fledged freak)

-listens to me

-like messy foods (like chipotle)

- and understand that when I'm on my period I get angry easily

 

and I'm not sure its a must but I prefer darker skin tones :3 super sexy ^^

[Sleepydude]

What does is a bottom mean?

 

Sometimes when two men love each other very much they decide they want to have special cuddles. One man puts his hoohooodilly in the other man. The man that receives the hoohoodilly is the bottom. The man that sticks his whowhodilly in the bottom is the top.

[Chappy]

Sometimes when two men love each other very much they decide they want to have special cuddles. One man puts his hoohooodilly in the other man. The man that receives the hoohoodilly is the bottom. The man that sticks his whowhodilly in the bottom is the top.

Oh Thank you for clarifying/describing to me (I guess XD) >w<

[luvsmyncis]

I need someone submissive and passive to balance out my dominant and aggressive personality.

So... basically... 

 

Maker:
Be my little bitch.

[Elindoril]

-Anime (at least something mainstream I'm not asking for a full fledged freak)

Humph, I think freak might be the wrong word to use.

Enthusiast, maybe.

[Romy]

Makers

Freckles ~
Straight hair

Big eyes

Funny

Can sing

Gamer (Like..someone that can beat me or hold their own in one of my favorite games)

Thoughtful/Caring

Can Bake~~
Anime

Affectionate (Biiiig plus for me. Physical contact can make or break it for me. Hand holding is awesome)

Intelligent 

Willing to eat a burger with me.

 

Breakers

Smoker

Substance abuser

Snarky

Drama queen

Dresses scandalously clad (Like...half their ass hanging out from underneath their shorts)

Selfish

 

 

I already found someone that meets all of my Makers though.
(She even kicks my ass in Kid Icarus T__T )

-Anime (at least something mainstream I'm not asking for a full fledged freak)

 

Psh. Name 5 Animes aside from the ones I showed you

Edited by Ivysaur, 04 April 2013 - 05:48 PM.

[Mishelle]

I need someone submissive and passive to balance out my dominant and aggressive personality.

So... basically... 

 

Maker:
Be my little bitch.

 

[Mishatu]

Breaker:

Acts like a douche

Saggy pants

Treats me like I'm not as good as him

 

Maker:

Abs <3

Intelligence

Accepting

[Chappy]

Humph, I think freak might be the wrong word to use.

Enthusiast, maybe.

I meant freak as those people who actually believe they are the anime character :3 But yes I will call them enthusiasts XD <3

 

 

Psh. Name 5 Animes aside from the ones I showed you

easy :3 Skip Beat, Tsubasa Chronicles, One Piece, Shugo Chara, anddddd xxxholic (recent) so there. C;

[Romy]

easy :3 Skip Beat, Tsubasa Chronicles, One Piece, Shugo Chara, anddddd xxxholic (recent) so there. C;

 

 

One Piece is gross and doesn't count.

[Chappy]

One Piece is gross and doesn't count.

well you know that's funny because it apparently is popular and one dude is just rolling in dough because of it so I think it counts :3
 

[Nalah]

See, for me, dating is pointless if I don't see a potential future. 'cause then that's just a lot of time, money and energy devoted to another person that won't even be there in the end. To me that makes no sense, but I know that that's not the case for many people.

 

I totally relate to that too.

 

Anyway, Makers

I find them attractive (I think there's a difference between general 'attractive', and finding a person personally attractive...)

Intelligent

Happy to have conversations regarding random things with me

Smell good.

 

Breakers

Smoking and drugs

Alcoholic (a little bit is okay, but not heaps)

Too clingy.

Not interested in me.

[NapisaurusRex]

I hope yung is the only guy I date again, but if I have to get back out there, I'll probably go back to dating random old guys and find my deep meaningful conversation the internet. I don't see that changing.

[Syntax]

Make:

Romantic

Literature nut

Gamer

Is useful

Can basically geek out with me on all my fandoms

Likes my dog and frog

 

Break:

Smoker

Thinks that star trek is better than star wars

Sex crazed

 

Um. That's about it, I guess. My standards aren't THAT high. >.> Though I have to admit, I'd probably be hesitant to bring him out in public if he was crap ugly. I AM A SHALLOW AND BAD PERSON. D:

[Romy]

Break:

Sex crazed

What do you consider to be "sex-crazed"?

[Syntax]

Ivysaur: Wants it. Every night. And pushes when I say no. And basically objectifying me vs appreciating me.

[Keil]

Make:

Money

Reasonable

Hair distribution (i.e. Not a werewolf)

Nice Butt

 

Break:

Perfume/Cologne

Frequent Whiner

twigs.

Clingy beyond past cuteness

[Romy]

Ivysaur: Wants it. Every night. And pushes when I say no. And basically objectifying me vs appreciating me.

 

Fair enough though...you feel objectified if he wants to have sex with you?

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