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[Ali]

I publically apologise. For something.

For besmirching our impeccable reputations with your false accusations.

[Rocket]

I publically apologize. For something.

 

Fixed: You're in America now, learn to spell

[Sweeney]

For besmirching our impeccable reputations with your false accusations.

For yours, at least. I doubt anything I could do would damage Waser's lackluster reputation.

[Ali]

Fixed: You're in America now, learn to spell

 
You're only adding to the reasons we'll have to lynch.

 

For yours, at least. I doubt anything I could do would damage Waser's lackluster reputation.

Good enough for me.

[Waser Lave]

Outrageous! I have yet to see any evidence to support such a claim...

[Ali]

@Sweeney is the only one making any claims and I think America has driven him mad. I'm still busy, what with all the quiet and demureness that fills my time. No time for claiming here.

[Sweeney]

I claim only the protection afforded me by the fifth amendment.

[Waser Lave]

I claim only the protection afforded me by the fifth amendment.

 

You big sell out.

[Ali]

You big sell out.

I think this means we can happily discard his claims as nonsense.

[Waser Lave]

I think this means we can happily discard his claims as nonsense.

 

Indeed, must be all the MSG or something.

[Ali]

Indeed, must be all the MSG or something.

I'm going to have Nymh keep a closer eye on him.

[Sweeney]

Monosodium glutamate is just a flavour enhancer. Nothing wrong with it.

[Ali]

Monosodium glutamate is just a flavour enhancer. Nothing wrong with it.

Waser can't respond right now, busy burning the Brian Blessed effigy.

[Waser Lave]

Monosodium glutamate is just a flavour enhancer. Nothing wrong with it.

 

They definitely also said that about arsenic though and look what happened there...

 

I may have made this up.                                                                                                            May means definitely btw.

[Sweeney]

They definitely also said that about arsenic though and look what happened there...
 
I may have made this up.                                                                                                            May means definitely btw.

I'm still a fan of arsenic cornflakes.

[Waser Lave]

I'm still a fan of arsenic cornflakes.

 

I prefer radium ones, personally. They had that nice glowy aftertaste.

[Sweeney]

I prefer radium ones, personally. They had that nice glowy aftertaste.

I've always said it was a crying shame when Little Marie^TM Snacks went out of business.

[Ali]

I've always said it was a crying shame when Little Marie^TM Snacks went out of business.

The founder died, some sort of terrible snack-related poisoning I heard.

[Waser Lave]

I vote we change the lynching to a death by radium snack overdose.

[Ali]

I vote we change the lynching to a death by radium snack overdose.

Oh, are we still lynching? I thought he did the public apology and all was good.

[Waser Lave]

Oh, are we still lynching? I thought he did the public apology and all was good.

 

My previously adequate reputation was unfoundedly tarnished by this Yankee ne'er-do-well.

[Ali]

My previously adequate reputation was unfoundedly tarnished by this Yankee ne'er-do-well.

Your reputation was as a ruffian and a scoundrel.

But fine. Radium snack poisoning it is.

[Waser Lave]

Your reputation was as a ruffian and a scoundrel.

 

An adequate ruffian and scoundrel nevertheless.

[Futurama]

What the fuck is this?

[Ali]

An adequate ruffian and scoundrel nevertheless.

 
Mm, I'd have said barely adequate. On a good day.

 

What the fuck is this?

It's best not to ask. Nobody knows how to explain.