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#1 Amethyst

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Posted 17 September 2016 - 12:05 PM

Like a good offensive joke? 

 

Feel like being an edgy little shit without getting yourself into trouble?

 

Wanna sit back and not think about political correctness, and just have some humor?

This thread is for you. 

(Jokes about animal or child abuse are not permitted. Jokes targeted at any particular member banned or otherwise are also not permitted. Please refrain from telling those.)

 

I'll start.

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#2 DonValentino

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Posted 17 September 2016 - 12:16 PM

(Jokes about animal or child abuse are not permitted.)

Why is the line drawn there? What makes a joke about animal abuse worse than one about rape or genocide or retards?



#3 Amethyst

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Posted 17 September 2016 - 12:27 PM

Why is the line drawn there? What makes a joke about animal abuse worse than one about rape or genocide or retards?

 

Because I think it's against site rules? I'm not sure. 



#4 Romy

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Posted 17 September 2016 - 12:58 PM

Because I think it's against site rules? I'm not sure. 

 

Wanna sit back and not think about political correctness, and just have some humor?

 

This is against site rules.



#5 Amethyst

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Posted 17 September 2016 - 01:05 PM

This is against site rules.

 

I don't really think it is if you don't go into harassment mode? 

Or I mean if there's a thread dedicated to it, people can't really get mad because they know what's inside. 



#6 Kaddict

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Posted 17 September 2016 - 01:16 PM

Can I tell one of the more offensive sexist jokes I have heard? I'll go ahead and do it before we define much more about what is/isn't allowed:

 

 

 

What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?

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#7 Amethyst

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Posted 17 September 2016 - 01:20 PM

Can I tell one of the more offensive sexist jokes I have heard? I'll go ahead and do it before we define much more about what is/isn't allowed:

 

 

 

What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?

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LOL I've heard that one. And yeah, those are fine. 



#8 Ubermensch

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Posted 17 September 2016 - 02:13 PM

Statistically, 9/10 people enjoy gang rape.

#9 Hawk

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Posted 17 September 2016 - 02:49 PM

Donald Trump...

 

Oh, wait....   ;)



#10 Romy

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Posted 17 September 2016 - 03:46 PM

Where did Susie go when the bomb exploded?

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#11 Kaddict

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Posted 17 September 2016 - 04:28 PM

Why did the Space Ship Columbia bring Sprite on the shuttle?

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Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died? 

 

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#12 UnicornSoul

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Posted 18 September 2016 - 11:47 AM

Oh god I am nervous about telling my joke...

 

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#13 Trapezeo

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Posted 18 September 2016 - 12:20 PM

Not really offensive, but...

 

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Edited by Trapezeo, 18 September 2016 - 12:22 PM.


#14 UnicornSoul

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Posted 18 September 2016 - 12:26 PM

LMAO @Trapezeo



#15 Amethyst

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Posted 18 September 2016 - 03:30 PM

Oh god I am nervous about telling my joke...

 

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I got a similar one.

 

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#16 Drakonid

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Posted 18 September 2016 - 03:53 PM

Why are you doing this:

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Instead of this:

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#17 Adam

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Posted 18 September 2016 - 03:59 PM

Drak's face.



#18 Amethyst

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Posted 18 September 2016 - 04:05 PM

Why are you doing this:

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Instead of this:

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Because I want to be unique and special just like mister rogers said I could.



#19 Kaddict

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Posted 18 September 2016 - 04:17 PM

What is the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

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#20 Swim

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Posted 18 September 2016 - 05:33 PM

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Where did Susie go when the bomb exploded?

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Ooops sorry guys if these offend u


Edited by Swim, 18 September 2016 - 05:33 PM.


#21 Amethyst

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Posted 18 September 2016 - 05:43 PM

What's white, sticky and flies through the air at one thousand miles per hour?

 

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#22 UnicornSoul

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Posted 18 September 2016 - 05:49 PM

I got a similar one.

 

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Wow, that one is funny too. @Swim your jokes are great too!


Edited by VooDoo, 18 September 2016 - 05:49 PM.


#23 Swim

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Posted 19 September 2016 - 03:42 PM

dark joke pls dont be offended

 

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Edited by Swim, 19 September 2016 - 03:48 PM.


#24 Kaddict

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Posted 19 September 2016 - 06:30 PM

What is the difference between school kids and ISIS?

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

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Posted 19 September 2016 - 07:28 PM

dark joke

 

HAHAHAHHA




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