Notice even in California that bacon and avocado are considered good things.
My favorite recipe.
4 jiggers of whiskey
two cups of coffee blacker than @Adam 's mood
4 large thick slices of wheat bread
glob of cream.
Salsa verde (optional)
Mix eggs and cream in bowl, Soak bread in egg mixture. Heat a skillet and fry egg soak bread until cooked in the middle.
Smash avocados, Put bread, leaves from 4 sprigs of cilantro and then spoon smashed avocados on top. Pour one jigger of whiskey into coffee.
Drink shot of whiskey
Drink coffee and eat toast, go back to bed. Repeat until the day is shot.