162 replies to this topic

[jcrdude]

All right, so it's not IRC, but this needs to be saved for posterity.

[luvsmyncis]

I'M DROPPING TROOF BOMBS, HOMIE!!
p.s. Socks.

[jcrdude]

I ran a tag cloud on our conversation in IRC.

12 MB later, I got this:



I think what we were expecting was a little more along these lines:



Clouds generated by wordle.net

[Noitidart]

HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I wasn't there so how could you That tag gen is reallll cool. So the bigger the word the more often it came up?

JC is that really you in that av??

[jcrdude]

I wasn't there so how could you That tag gen is reallll cool. So the bigger the word the more often it came up?

JC is that really you in that av??

Yes, the bigger the word, the more often it appears...

And no, that's not me... that's Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[luvsmyncis]

And no, that's not me... that's Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Aw. That's too bad. I'd like you better if you were one of these guys...

[jcrdude]

Aw. That's too bad. I'd like you better if you were one of these guys...

The sad thing is that random stripping and flexing in inappropriate locations is my Modus Operandi. So if people followed me around with a camera, that could well happen.

[93dcthugs93]

Damn the only think thats ever happend to me on this IRC server is arguing with a bunch of liberals.

[Noitidart]

ROFL wtf are those 3 guys in a movie or something??

[jcrdude]

ROFL wtf are those 3 guys in a movie or something??

Man... we really need to get Noit to watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia or these visual references are going to keep missing him....

[CraigChrist]

[15:54] <LaserWave> who does one get trained by to become a professional dominatrix? lol
[15:54] <jcrlover> I've seen courses
[15:54] <LaserWave> i'd guess there's no s&m university

[iargue]

<Kweh|Dead> I don't suck
<Kweh|Dead> I blow

[Noitidart]

Lol whats Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
HAHA @ Kweh!

[Georgina]

I think what we were expecting was a little more along these lines:



Clouds generated by wordle.net

Wow totally missed this lol....... i havnt even been in irc! and i have removed my cleavage from my profile!!!!

[LittleOne]

Wow totally missed this lol....... i havnt even been in irc! and i have removed my cleavage from my profile!!!!

yea georgie where you been sexy!!! its not the same without you and only in chat.....we nymphs need to stick together there's to many guys on now-a-days ......feeling very outnumbered!!!

[LittleOne]

9:23:25 PM) Dudeonline: Georgina entertain me
(9:24:31 PM) Georgina left the room (quit: Quit: Cya suckas!).

[Hawk]

9:23:25 PM) Dudeonline: Georgina entertain me
(9:24:31 PM) Georgina left the room (quit: Quit: Cya suckas!).

<Georgina> cocks are whats sexy

xD

[Georgina]

<Georgina> cocks are whats sexy

xD

Nooooooo

i misspelt!!! it was meant to be "are'NT"

[Hawk]

Nooooooo

i misspelt!!! it was meant to be "are'NT"

Are'NT is still incorrect.

I'm really having a hard time believing you...

[LittleOne]

OWNED

(1:55:38 PM) ***LittleOne so happy that drama is now offically in-debted to the Neocodex Nymphs........OWNED!!
(1:56:23 PM) LittleOne: mephisto can witness^^^
(1:56:37 PM) mr2JZ: lol
(1:58:33 PM) LittleOne: hehehehehehehe
(1:59:10 PM) LittleOne: mephisto or kweh
(1:59:55 PM) mephisto452: hehe
(2:00:06 PM) mephisto452: ill vougch
(2:00:13 PM) LittleOne: good.........
(2:00:23 PM) mephisto452: lol
(2:00:42 PM) LittleOne: (1:58:39 PM) dramabeatz1: o great one how may i be of service to thy needs
(2:01:01 PM) mr2JZ: Hey drama if you pay me enough I will vouch on your side to say that this never happened
(2:01:15 PM) mephisto452: lmao
(2:01:20 PM) mephisto452: i want a cut also
(2:01:35 PM) mr2JZ: There we go, so that's 2 people who'll say it never happened for a small fee
(2:01:38 PM) mr2JZ:
(2:01:51 PM) mephisto452: Small fee
(2:01:55 PM) dramabeatz1: hmmmm
(2:02:00 PM) ***mephisto452 lets out a little cough cough
(2:02:02 PM) dramabeatz1: $5 a piece?
(2:02:08 PM) LittleOne: but theres 4 nymphs!
(2:02:18 PM) LittleOne: and our boys!
(2:02:18 PM) mephisto452: i got mates lol
(2:02:21 PM) LittleOne: andmypuppy!
(2:02:22 PM) mr2JZ: But none of them here who witnessed
(2:02:41 PM) LittleOne: KWEH
(2:02:45 PM) mephisto452: well if thatsthe case i have up it to $15
(2:02:45 PM) dramabeatz1:
(2:02:46 PM) mephisto452: lol
(2:02:52 PM) dramabeatz1: oh sheit
(2:02:58 PM) mr2JZ: He's not here
(2:02:58 PM) dramabeatz1: think im billgates?
(2:02:59 PM) mr2JZ: He's idle
(2:03:08 PM) mephisto452: lmao
(2:03:26 PM) ***LittleOne copys chat log
(2:03:26 PM) mr2JZ: bill gates or steve jobs
(2:03:30 PM) mephisto452: Did u read my pm little mr2JZ and drama
(2:03:59 PM) LittleOne: huh
(2:03:59 PM) mr2JZ: It's easy enough to edit a chat log Little, Im happy to say thats not how it went down
(2:04:07 PM) LittleOne: lol
(2:04:19 PM) dramabeatz1: technically it was dramabeatz1
(2:04:21 PM) ***LittleOne runs to get her Master
(2:04:23 PM) dramabeatz1: which isnt even me
(2:04:28 PM) mr2JZ: but he hasn't negotiated a strong enough price
(2:04:36 PM) mr2JZ: I mean, $5 to get him out of eternal debt?
(2:04:41 PM) mr2JZ: Fuck me lies are cheap these days
(2:04:46 PM) dramabeatz1: hahahaha
(2:05:14 PM) dramabeatz1: cmon thats advanced membership status
(2:05:23 PM) mr2JZ: I dont need advanced membership here
(2:05:28 PM) mr2JZ: It will get me nothing that I want lol
(2:05:41 PM) mephisto452: Litte, its ok ill back you
(2:05:42 PM) mephisto452: haha
(2:05:51 PM) mephisto452: acually lets make a forum post lol

[Qwerty54]

This thread may have only reached 5 pages. But its 5 pages of more or less epicness.

[iargue]

jcrlover> Aren't you glad that you're not like the polar bear
<jcrlover> who has to fuck
<jcrlover> for about 48 hours straight
<jcrlover> He has a bone in his penis to help make it possible
<jcrlover> and it is not unusual for the bone to break in the 48 hour period
<jcrlover> Don't worry
<jcrlover> It will heal in time for next year
<punkrockbigmouth> Okay, good. Cuz I was really worried.

Long live IRC!

[Kway]

Spoiler

(5:25:02 PM) Monkeh_ [~Monkeh@*CENSORED*] entered the room.
(5:25:13 PM) Monkeh_: hi
(5:25:45 PM) Monkeh_: HAI!
(5:25:56 PM) Monkeh_: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(5:26:04 PM) Drakonid: Hello
(5:26:09 PM) Monkeh_: Anybody remember me?
(5:26:14 PM) Monkeh_: Monkeh
(5:26:23 PM) Drakonid: No, not really...
(5:26:28 PM) Monkeh_: WTF
(5:26:41 PM) Monkeh_: I ab'd a draik egg
(5:26:42 PM) Monkeh_: earlier
(5:26:50 PM) Drakonid: Good for you?
(5:27:20 PM) Monkeh_: And a golden scorchstone!
(5:27:55 PM) Drakonid: grats, I guess...
(5:28:13 PM) Scot: eat the egg
(5:28:40 PM) Drakonid: I will literally love you if you do
(5:30:16 PM) punkrockbigmouth [~26438@*CENSORED*] entered the room.
(5:30:40 PM) Monkeh_: lmao
(5:31:47 PM) punkrockbigmouth: What made Monkeh lmao?
(5:31:56 PM) Scot: he's going to eat a draik egg
(5:32:21 PM) punkrockbigmouth: Oh.
(5:32:22 PM) Monkeh_: ab'd a draik egg
(5:32:27 PM) Monkeh_: I want to eat the egg
(5:32:44 PM) Monkeh_: 5
(5:32:44 PM) punkrockbigmouth: I'm sorry
(5:32:52 PM) punkrockbigmouth: Just don't see how that's funny.
(5:33:00 PM) Monkeh_: or ill put it in my shop for 1 np
(5:33:04 PM) punkrockbigmouth: They python HISSS joke was funnier
(5:33:08 PM) Monkeh_: that's how much i dont give a fuck
(5:33:30 PM) punkrockbigmouth: Oh.
(5:33:31 PM) Monkeh_: to eat
(5:33:35 PM) Monkeh_: or to put
(5:33:39 PM) Monkeh_: that is the question
(5:33:59 PM) Scot: hatch it and name it NeoCodex_dot_US
(5:34:26 PM) Metigue: Or send it to me
(5:34:27 PM) Metigue: :D
*snip*
(6:19:51 PM) Monkeh_: I JUST GOT A TTEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(6:20:03 PM) Drakonid: Cool story bro
(6:20:16 PM) Monkeh_: Envy me drakonid
(6:20:19 PM) Monkeh_: envyyyyyyyyyyy
(6:20:25 PM) TheUnseen: TTear?
(6:20:45 PM) Monkeh_: thyoras tear
(6:20:49 PM) Kway: How?
(6:20:55 PM) Kway: the fuck
(6:21:02 PM) Kway: did you get one of those bastards
(6:21:03 PM) Drakonid: Yeah, I'm cutting my wrists...
(6:21:12 PM) Monkeh_: cut those wrists drak
(6:21:19 PM) Monkeh_: envyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(6:21:22 PM) Monkeh_: ENVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVY
(6:21:28 PM) Drakonid: Oh, wait...
(6:21:34 PM) Drakonid: I forgot I had a life...
(6:21:37 PM) Drakonid: my bad
(6:21:45 PM) ***Kway reports Monkeh_'s ip to tnt
(6:21:46 PM) Drakonid: no, I don't
(6:21:51 PM) Monkeh_: envy darkonid
(6:21:53 PM) Monkeh_: envy
(6:21:57 PM) Monkeh_: because you fail at trolling
(6:22:01 PM) Monkeh_: so just keep envying
(6:22:09 PM) Monkeh_: envvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvy
(6:22:10 PM) Drakonid: I'm not trolling baby
(6:22:12 PM) Drakonid: ;D
(6:22:16 PM) Monkeh_: trolollol
(6:22:17 PM) Monkeh_: fails
(6:22:23 PM) Monkeh_: even after he says not troll
(6:22:25 PM) Monkeh_: trolololol
(6:22:33 PM) Monkeh_: cut those wrists drakonid
(6:22:40 PM) Drakonid: By the way, if you really got all you said, say goodbye to your account...
(6:22:41 PM) Monkeh_: so we can actually have a "cool story, bro"
(6:22:55 PM) Monkeh_: Why?
(6:23:04 PM) Monkeh_: ARE YOU ALLEGING THAT ABROSIA AB HAS A KEYLOGGER?!
(6:23:13 PM) Monkeh_: IS THAT WHAT DRAKONID IS SAYING?!
(6:23:13 PM) Drakonid: No.
(6:23:15 PM) Monkeh_: I THINK IT IS
(6:23:32 PM) Monkeh_: That's what I thought
(6:23:35 PM) Monkeh_: troll got trolled
(6:23:37 PM) Drakonid: I'm saying that if you really did, then the flags have been raised...
(6:23:38 PM) Monkeh_: GOOD DAY SIR
(6:23:52 PM) Drakonid: Good day to you too
(6:24:01 PM) Drakonid: :)
(6:24:43 PM) Drakonid: Dear ShadowLink64,
(6:26:07 PM) Monkeh_: w/e drakonid says fails
(6:26:16 PM) Kway: ...
(6:26:17 PM) Monkeh_: /fail
(6:27:34 PM) ***TheUnseen thinks whatever Monkeh_ says just pisses me off more.
(6:27:54 PM) Drakonid: Due to the counselling of my attourney, I would like to file a complaint under the category of "harrassment" and "spam" for the user with the nickname "Monkeh_".
(6:28:04 PM) LaserWave left the room (quit: ).
(6:28:07 PM) TheUnseen: Rofl
(6:28:09 PM) Kway: haha
(6:28:11 PM) TheUnseen: when shit gets erious
(6:28:14 PM) TheUnseen: people start to leave
(6:28:18 PM) Monkeh_: LMAO
(6:28:30 PM) TheUnseen: MONKEH_
(6:28:31 PM) Monkeh_: Laser's like FUCK THIS. I just saw attorney.
(6:28:35 PM) TheUnseen: SILENCE IN THE COURT
(6:28:59 PM) ***TheUnseen clears his throat.
(6:29:06 PM) TheUnseen: so let me be clear on this Drakonid
(6:29:28 PM) TheUnseen: you wish to kick Monkeh_ from being a harasser and spammer on your IRC'S
(6:30:16 PM) Monkeh_: Permission to speak your honor
(6:30:39 PM) Kway: Permission denied
(6:30:39 PM) TheUnseen: No
(6:30:49 PM) TheUnseen: Jury what is your stand on this(Kway)
(6:31:15 PM) Kway: Kway is here?
(6:31:21 PM) You are now known as Kweh
(6:31:43 PM) TheUnseen: Court is adjourned we have no damn jury...
(6:31:51 PM) TheUnseen: sigh
(6:31:53 PM) Drakonid: I'm sorry your honor, but this is not a civil lawsuit, it's a penal trial, so I demand this be taken to higher authorities, and the presence of a jury
(6:31:55 PM) TheUnseen: Monkeh_ can stay
(6:32:03 PM) TheUnseen: if
(6:32:04 PM) Kway: lol
(6:32:13 PM) TheUnseen: He pays me 1 million neopoints a day
(6:32:14 PM) Monkeh_: I DEMEND RESTITUTION FOR MY DAMAGES
(6:32:23 PM) TheUnseen: Damages to our brains?
(6:32:23 PM) Monkeh_: AND I WILL SUE DRAKONID FOR SLANDER
(6:32:25 PM) TheUnseen: kind of hard
(6:32:55 PM) Drakonid: Also, lack of jury does not mean the defendant being not guilty
(6:33:31 PM) TheUnseen: Never said that
(6:33:32 PM) Monkeh_: IN THE INTEREST OF JUSTICE, I AM FREE TO GO
(6:33:34 PM) Monkeh_: GOOD DAY
(6:33:39 PM) Drakonid: In case of mistrial, your honor must set a new time and date.
(6:33:40 PM) Monkeh_: .............
(6:33:48 PM) Monkeh_: I WAIVE TIME
(6:33:49 PM) TheUnseen: Sigh
(6:33:52 PM) TheUnseen: IF KWAY
(6:33:56 PM) TheUnseen: DIDN'T DITCH THE PARTY
(6:34:00 PM) TheUnseen is now known as Obscene
(6:35:09 PM) Monkeh_: Your honor. Drakonid picked on me and teased me, EXHIBIT A: <Drakonid>: Good for you? EXHIBIT B: <Monkeh_>: I JUST GOT A TTEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(6:35:20 PM) Monkeh_: <Drakonid>: Cool story bro
(6:35:33 PM) Drakonid: I also demand the defendant is kept in under custody, with no bail.
(6:35:50 PM) Monkeh_: NO BAIL?!?!
(6:35:53 PM) Monkeh_: UNDER WHAT GROUNDS
(6:35:55 PM) Kway: Damn
(6:36:03 PM) Kway: I was going to pay 3 mil np to bail him
(6:36:07 PM) Kway: nvm then
(6:36:16 PM) Obscene: I was going to offer a single neopoint
(6:36:33 PM) Monkeh_: DAMN YOU INTERNET JUSTICE SYSTEM. DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(6:36:33 PM) nick227 [~nick227@*CENSORED*] entered the room.
(6:36:42 PM) Monkeh_: YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
(6:36:46 PM) Monkeh_: NEVER LET THE POOR MAN HAVE NO FUN
(6:36:50 PM) ***Kway throws nick227 at Monkeh_
(6:37:05 PM) Monkeh_: I GOT A TTEAR. AND ALL I GET IS A "COOL STORY BRO"
(6:37:11 PM) Drakonid: Under the grounds that the the defendant was caught in fraganti
(6:37:27 PM) Drakonid: Objection, I'm not the one in trial
(6:37:28 PM) Monkeh_: I GET A DRAIK EGG. "GOOD FOR YOU"
(6:37:34 PM) Monkeh_: And now I ate the draik egg
(6:37:37 PM) Monkeh_: OUT OF SPITE
(6:37:42 PM) Drakonid: Objection, your honor
(6:37:56 PM) Monkeh_: Drakonid, SIT DOWN SIR
(6:37:58 PM) Monkeh_: SIT DOWN!
(6:38:09 PM) Monkeh_: It's my turn to talk
(6:38:19 PM) Monkeh_: Continue cutting your wrists
(6:38:36 PM) Monkeh_: Drakonid
(6:38:39 PM) Monkeh_: Ever since
(6:38:45 PM) Monkeh_: I went into the chatroom
(6:38:49 PM) Monkeh_: I've sensed tension
(6:38:51 PM) Monkeh_: Frankly
(6:38:57 PM) Obscene: I found Monkeh_'s Tone offensive and harrassing
(6:38:58 PM) Drakonid: I demand the defendant is held in contempt due to not waiting for the ruling of my objection.
(6:39:09 PM) Monkeh_: I don't appreciate you being a cocksucker
(6:39:19 PM) Monkeh_: Obscene, how am I being offensive and harrassing?!
(6:39:24 PM) Kway: ...
(6:39:26 PM) Monkeh_: I'm simply stating the facts!
(6:39:56 PM) ***Obscene jetpacks into the other neo channel
(6:40:02 PM) ***Kway prepares the log to be sent to Noit
(6:40:11 PM) Monkeh_: Judge. You're corrupt. You favor Drakonid.
(6:40:15 PM) Monkeh_: I can't win this case
(6:40:22 PM) Kway: Yes you can
(6:40:33 PM) Kway: Sometimes the only way to win is not to play
(6:40:37 PM) Obscene: I promise you if you stop talking
(6:40:39 PM) Kway: so leave please
(6:40:39 PM) Obscene: It'll end
(6:40:42 PM) Obscene: and we'll all be happy
(6:40:49 PM) Obscene: And you can go off
(6:40:51 PM) Monkeh_: I ONLY ASK OF ONE THING
(6:40:53 PM) Obscene: and watch Wargames
(6:41:04 PM) Kway: lol
(6:41:10 PM) Monkeh_: WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO.
(6:41:24 PM) Obscene: Well I'm a bot
(6:41:25 PM) Drakonid: The prosecution agrees with extradition is a fair punishment
(6:41:28 PM) Obscene: and therefore
(6:41:33 PM) Kway: Are you calling Obscene white?!
(6:41:47 PM) Monkeh_: I'M CALLING YOU BLACK
(6:41:55 PM) Monkeh_: GOOD DAY
(6:41:57 PM) Monkeh_ left the room (quit: Quit: Program window closed).
(6:42:03 PM) Obscene: Troll'd
(6:42:08 PM) Kway: rofl(6:42:23 PM) Drakonid: All my years watching law and order finally paid off

[luvsmyncis]

Drakonid: All my years watching law and order finally paid off

It was perfection, Drakonid. I'm sorry I missed it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILc

[MsRose]

[11:04] <WaserLave> i don't think i actually have anything worth stealing tbh
[11:04] <MsRose> all your knowledge is bleong to us
[11:04] <Iargue> I dont either
[11:04] <Iargue> Atleast not on my home computer
[11:04] <WaserLave> except for my collection of nude photos of the queen
[11:05] <Iargue> Can you believe that at work, we get a laptop for usage, and erase the hard drive at the end of the day?
[11:05] <MsRose> lmao
[11:05] <Iargue> Lol. How did you get those?
[11:05] <Iargue> Paid her in np?