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#951 Hawk

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 08:13 AM

But who will make the dinner and look pretty for us?

I was figuring we'd let them smoke post dinner, not before.



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Posted 09 November 2014 - 08:46 AM

*throws glitter in thread and runs*



#953 Frizzle

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 08:56 AM

I was figuring we'd let them smoke post dinner, not before.


They can only smoke after sex.

#954 cara

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 09:59 AM

Well, now, I know I'm a female but I have something manly to share.

 

Hobo and I are moving into a very fancy highrise and it's very lovely and right on the water. And it comes with a gym so I fully intend to get jacked (or less jiggly). And work out .. and other manly things .. like flexing in the mirror and winking at myself .. maybe take a topless selfie while flexing ..  make eye contact with myself in the mirror while lifting (5lbs) weights ..

 

Oh! And my friend lives about a block away so we're going to have gym dates!



#955 Adam

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 10:03 AM

*throws glitter in thread and runs*

GET OUTTA HERE *hiss*



#956 Shannon

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 04:57 PM

~infiltrates man board~

 

Girls are better than boys. Tell everybody.



#957 Emily

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 05:29 PM

~infiltrates man board~

 

Girls are better than boys. Tell everybody.

 

Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. 



#958 Swar

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 05:31 PM

Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. 

 

Did you learn that at college? So much knowledge in a sentence.



#959 arcanum

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 05:32 PM

Women can't appreciate a good cigar and a good whiskey so it makes no sense for you to be involved.

Excuse you, I can appreciate the hell out of some good whiskey.



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Posted 09 November 2014 - 05:32 PM

Did you learn that at college? So much knowledge in a sentence.

 

I learned it in kindergarten, thank you very much. My nolledge gainin' started early. 



#961 Kat

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 05:43 PM

..Are we taking down the patriarchy yet? No? Alright I'll come back later.



#962 masxed

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 05:43 PM

I'm quoting this cause ^ Masxed did...

 

I once told my friend, Gustavo, I wanted to have a fancy party with some of my closest friends and at this fancy party I wanted everyone in awesome robes, like Hugh Hefner, and that we would drink scotch and smoke cigars.

He said it sounded awesome, but EVEN THOUGH IT WAS MY IDEA, I couldn't partake because I have a vagina. <_<

I mean it never happened, but still. wtf? haha

 

 What a douche lol, it was your idea after all.  :lol2:  It may be manly to smoke cigars, but don't females usually roll better? This reminds me of when I was a kid and my Dad would once every few months or so buy expensive cigars and invite me to smoke with him on the porch. Then we'd talk philosophy and bond while feeling like kings. LOL



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Posted 09 November 2014 - 05:56 PM

What a douche lol, it was your idea after all.  :lol2:  It may be manly to smoke cigars, but don't females usually roll better? This reminds me of when I was a kid and my Dad would once every few months or so buy expensive cigars and invite me to smoke with him on the porch. Then we'd talk philosophy and bond while feeling like kings. LOL

Anytime I went into a cigar shop in Miami it was always the women rolling the cigars. We have the ~magic touch~.


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