A proposed immigration bill in the Texas state House would make hiring an "unauthorized alien" a crime punishable by up to two years in prison and a $10,000 fine, unless that is...
... they are hired to do household chores.
According to, Reuters, "House Bill 2012 introduced by a Tea Party member state Rep. Debbie Riddle wants Texas to institute an Arizona-style immigration law -- hiring an undocumented maid, caretaker, lawnworker or any type of houseworker would be allowed. Why? As Texas state Rep. Aaron Pena, also a Republican, told CNN, without the exemption, "a large segment of the Texas population" would wind up in prison if the bill became law. "It is so common it is overlooked."
She also, made headlines last year when she claimed unnamed FBI officials had told her that pregnant women from the Middle East were traveling to America's as tourists to give birth and then raising their children to be terrorists who could later enter the U.S. freely as citizens -- so-called "terror babies," a devious offshoot of "anchor babies."
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Hmm...I mean really? Are politics getting that bad?