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DonValentino

Member Since 31 Dec 2011
Offline Last Active Nov 15 2017 12:31 PM

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Valentino's Bartending School

15 July 2017 - 01:49 PM


Out of Context Contest [RESULTS!] [Really?? Yup!]

29 May 2017 - 01:19 PM

Even more on time than the voting thread, I present to you the winners of the inaugural Out of Context Contest!

 

In 1st place, with their entry:

"I got iced for trying to trade sexual favors for a paintbrush."

is @ Ehentalix ! Congratulations!

 

We have a 3-way tie for 2nd (Within that, two members submitted the same entry, which I didn't catch). Winners determined by time of entry.

 

In 2nd, with their entry:

"dude, ive been areested twice, but the wierd thing is i fucked my girl friend on the subway(she got on top adn bounced) people just watched us, no one minded(very wierd)"

is @Bone! Congratulations! 

 

In 3rd, with their entry: 

"You've always preferred the flesh of newborns, then?"

is @Susie! Congratulations!

 

And rounding out the top 4 is @Kaddict, with the same entry as Bone, but the last of the 4 to enter. Congratulations!

 

Winners may choose their prize in order of their placement. Prizes include (assuming they're still available):

 

  • Ghostkerbomb (Courtesy of @Keil)
  • 1,999,984 Pure NP +/- 16 NP (Courtesy of Keil)
  • 1500 NeoCash Custom (winner tells me what they want to buy that's available in the NC Mall at the time of the winner's inquiry and I'll buy and send them over. 10 Box Limit) (Courtesy of Keil)
  • Grey Techo MP (Courtesy of @WarezHaxor

But wait, there's more! @Bones also generously donated a Baby PB, so with their entry of "Swamp balls is just as bad as swamp ass." Congratulations to @cara! You may choose after the others have done so.

 

Thanks for playing this speedy lightning round of the Out of Context Contest! Next round will start around the same time as the next round of the Shitty GFX contest. So long, and thanks for all the fish!


[VOTIING] Out of Context contest

03 April 2017 - 04:56 PM

Right on time, as promised, here are the entries for the OoCc! Vote for your favorite!

 

Entry 1:

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Official voting ends 4/9 11:59 EST. Actual voting ends whenever I get around to it. 


Looking for a logo design

16 February 2017 - 12:17 PM

Starting a website, would like a nice looking logo for business cards/favicon, etc. What I'm looking for is the letters W and V in a bold (as in style not type) font, like hmm..idk how to explain exactly, but neat and professional. I want the W to be top left, with the V coming out of the second downslope of the W. I'll see if I can draw it up in paint or something, but it really shouldn't be too difficult (I imagine) I just have no graphic design skills. Thanks!


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Something like that, you get the idea. Maybe a version with a circle around it too? If you're interested PM me and we'll work out payment. Thanks!


Out of Context Contest

12 February 2017 - 07:28 PM

Out of Context! Contest

 

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to rummage through Codex's many threads and find the funniest sentence you can, and remove it from its context.

 

Send me your entry (the text and a link to the post) by 2/26 11:59pm EST. If someone has already submitted your entry you'll be required to find another. One sentence only. Top 3 will receive prizes (if able).

 

If you'd like to donate prizes, post here in the thread, thanks!