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1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
I haven't had the time to think of such things.
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
3.725 - I'm mildly afraid of the dark. I have been ever since I saw "It" as a kid.
3. The person you would never want to meet?
Floyd Mayweather in a dark ally after I stole something from him.
4. What is your favorite word?
Clutch. Hence the username.
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
The Money Tree, so foolish Neopians would donate things to me.
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
Do the Golden State Warriors play tonight? (Okay, not quite)
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Blue plaid button-up one.
8. What do you label yourself as?
Clutch.
9. Bright room or dark room?
Dark room. It's funny, because while I don't like the dark, I actually do like it. That made no sense. Well neither do you. At least not like 64% of the time. Don't judge.
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
16. It was the best of days, it was the worst of days... Or something like that.
12. Who told you they loved you last?
My girlfriend.
13. Your worst enemy?
The Killer Tomatoes.
14. What is your current desktop picture?
A wallpaper with the Golden State Warriors logo on it.
15. Do you like someone?
Yeah. Myself.
16. The last song you listened to?
Sympathy for the Devil, by the Rolling Stones.
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Kanye West. The man has got to go, he has taken extreme to a whole other level.
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
The guy at the gym I go to. He thinks he's the second coming of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
Well... The objective here is to keep it PG-13. So, I guess I'd have Paula Deen make me any food I ask for. That would be pretty sweet.
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
My face, and said optional option shall not be taken.
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
I'd be short, blonde, and be attractive, so I could basically get away with whatever I want.
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
I'm really good at doing nothing for a really long time.
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
Clowns. Again, this goes back to "It".
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
I will haz cheezburger.
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
Off to the Casino. I'm a firm believer in gambling any money you find on the ground. I'm always hoping that there is more luck to be found later.
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
Kawaii, Hawaii. It's one of the most beautiful islands on Earth, I swear to God.
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
It depends. Am I being pressured by Ray Liotta? The last thing I'd want to do is drink something that's not 1800 tequila in front of Ray Liotta. Yeah, put me down for the 1800.
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
"Thou shall worship me as your supreme ruler".
29. What is your favorite expletive?
Fuck. And any other colorful variations of the word.
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
My grandfather's Looney Tunes portrait. It's an one of a kind. (Well, sort of. Probably 1/1000). But you can't replace it.
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The traumatization of worthless Middle School relationships.
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
Next door. If I'm a time-traveling heathen with super-powers and rich celebrity friends, my old country better watch out.
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My grandfather. I would've like to have seen him more often.
34. What was your last dream about?
I believe it was about the Walking Dead.
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
[person] I believe I am, when it comes down to it. What's shown on the cover isn't always what's on the inside, folks.
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
Yes.
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
Yes, and I beat it to death with a shovel. It was pretty cool. Snow was flying everywhere, and I was a ten year old murderer.
38. What is the color of your socks?
Black.
39. What type of music do you like?
I enjoy a lot of genres. Rap, Heavy Metal, Rock, Folk, and Classics are all things I enjoy.
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
Sunsets.
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
Vanilla.
42. What football team do you support?
The Detroit Lions, straight outta Detroit.
43. Do you have any scars?
Why yes. I have one on my knee, where I slid in 5th grade and scraped it.
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
I'd love to be a broadcaster for a station like ESPN, but thinking realistically, at least to start off, I'd love to do radio talk or possibly journalism.
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My relliably pessimistic approach to life.
46. Are you reliable?
I can be.
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
Did the Warriors win the Finals this year?
48. Do you hold grudges?
I try not to.
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
A Moose and Godzilla. Moozilla would be quite aMOOSing.
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
I had a conversation about the state of Nicaragua's drug cartels with a Nicaraguan guy. It was interesting, but unusual.
51. Are you a good liar?
Who says I'm not lying right now?
52. How long could you go without talking?
Two minutes, max.
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
When I was little I just let it grow out. And by God, it got poofy, and... Oh it's just way too embarassing.
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
Nah.
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
Oh for sure. I can do a Southern accent, a Russian accent, a German accent, a British accent, an Australian accent, and somewhat of a French accent.
56. What do you like on your toast?
Jam.
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
Klay Thompson, a member of the Golden State Warriors.
58. What would be you dream car?
Lamborghini Mercy. (Murcielago)
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
I sing. And rap. And talk.
60. Do you believe in aliens?
I think one lives next door to me.
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
Never.
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
Q
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
Dinosaurs beat Dragons, Lizards beat Spock, but I trump all.
64. What do you think about babies?
They are absolutely adorable, but until I'm financially stable and I know I'm in love with a girl, I'm not having one.
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
What's your favorite basketball team?
I haven't had the time to think of such things.
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
3.725 - I'm mildly afraid of the dark. I have been ever since I saw "It" as a kid.
3. The person you would never want to meet?
Floyd Mayweather in a dark ally after I stole something from him.
4. What is your favorite word?
Clutch. Hence the username.
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
The Money Tree, so foolish Neopians would donate things to me.
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
Do the Golden State Warriors play tonight? (Okay, not quite)
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Blue plaid button-up one.
8. What do you label yourself as?
Clutch.
9. Bright room or dark room?
Dark room. It's funny, because while I don't like the dark, I actually do like it. That made no sense. Well neither do you. At least not like 64% of the time. Don't judge.
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
16. It was the best of days, it was the worst of days... Or something like that.
12. Who told you they loved you last?
My girlfriend.
13. Your worst enemy?
The Killer Tomatoes.
14. What is your current desktop picture?
A wallpaper with the Golden State Warriors logo on it.
15. Do you like someone?
Yeah. Myself.
16. The last song you listened to?
Sympathy for the Devil, by the Rolling Stones.
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Kanye West. The man has got to go, he has taken extreme to a whole other level.
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
The guy at the gym I go to. He thinks he's the second coming of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
Well... The objective here is to keep it PG-13. So, I guess I'd have Paula Deen make me any food I ask for. That would be pretty sweet.
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
My face, and said optional option shall not be taken.
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
I'd be short, blonde, and be attractive, so I could basically get away with whatever I want.
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
I'm really good at doing nothing for a really long time.
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
Clowns. Again, this goes back to "It".
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
I will haz cheezburger.
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
Off to the Casino. I'm a firm believer in gambling any money you find on the ground. I'm always hoping that there is more luck to be found later.
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
Kawaii, Hawaii. It's one of the most beautiful islands on Earth, I swear to God.
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
It depends. Am I being pressured by Ray Liotta? The last thing I'd want to do is drink something that's not 1800 tequila in front of Ray Liotta. Yeah, put me down for the 1800.
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
"Thou shall worship me as your supreme ruler".
29. What is your favorite expletive?
Fuck. And any other colorful variations of the word.
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
My grandfather's Looney Tunes portrait. It's an one of a kind. (Well, sort of. Probably 1/1000). But you can't replace it.
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The traumatization of worthless Middle School relationships.
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
Next door. If I'm a time-traveling heathen with super-powers and rich celebrity friends, my old country better watch out.
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My grandfather. I would've like to have seen him more often.
34. What was your last dream about?
I believe it was about the Walking Dead.
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
[person] I believe I am, when it comes down to it. What's shown on the cover isn't always what's on the inside, folks.
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
Yes.
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
Yes, and I beat it to death with a shovel. It was pretty cool. Snow was flying everywhere, and I was a ten year old murderer.
38. What is the color of your socks?
Black.
39. What type of music do you like?
I enjoy a lot of genres. Rap, Heavy Metal, Rock, Folk, and Classics are all things I enjoy.
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
Sunsets.
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
Vanilla.
42. What football team do you support?
The Detroit Lions, straight outta Detroit.
43. Do you have any scars?
Why yes. I have one on my knee, where I slid in 5th grade and scraped it.
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
I'd love to be a broadcaster for a station like ESPN, but thinking realistically, at least to start off, I'd love to do radio talk or possibly journalism.
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My relliably pessimistic approach to life.
46. Are you reliable?
I can be.
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
Did the Warriors win the Finals this year?
48. Do you hold grudges?
I try not to.
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
A Moose and Godzilla. Moozilla would be quite aMOOSing.
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
I had a conversation about the state of Nicaragua's drug cartels with a Nicaraguan guy. It was interesting, but unusual.
51. Are you a good liar?
Who says I'm not lying right now?
52. How long could you go without talking?
Two minutes, max.
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
When I was little I just let it grow out. And by God, it got poofy, and... Oh it's just way too embarassing.
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
Nah.
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
Oh for sure. I can do a Southern accent, a Russian accent, a German accent, a British accent, an Australian accent, and somewhat of a French accent.
56. What do you like on your toast?
Jam.
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
Klay Thompson, a member of the Golden State Warriors.
58. What would be you dream car?
Lamborghini Mercy. (Murcielago)
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
I sing. And rap. And talk.
60. Do you believe in aliens?
I think one lives next door to me.
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
Never.
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
Q
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
Dinosaurs beat Dragons, Lizards beat Spock, but I trump all.
64. What do you think about babies?
They are absolutely adorable, but until I'm financially stable and I know I'm in love with a girl, I'm not having one.
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
What's your favorite basketball team?
