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The Arrival of Lelly

Posted by Nymh, 28 December 2013 · 730 views

Lelly is a term of endearment, a nickname if you will, for Joe's mum Lesley. She says she is too young to be a granny, so when she inherited two grandchildren through Joe and my relationship, "Lelly" she became. We have been looking forward to her arrival for several weeks, as this is her first visit to America, and she is coming to attend our wedding. I am excited for her to experience rural southern America, in all its obese, crude, illiterate glory.

Joe and my stepmother disembarked on a two-hour drive to the airport in Louisville to pick her up yesterday afternoon. Pleasant conversation and idle chit-chat kept them busy for the duration of the drive. Her plane landed at around 5PM, and they arrived just in time to pick her up. Everything was going swimmingly.

Except for one thing.

Lelly's flight wasn't until today.

Joe survived the two-hour ride back (which I wasn't sure he would). My father and I, who were waiting for them to return at my parents' house, were expressly told to have the liquor ready.



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