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Keil

Reminder: shop in the next three days for discounted candy. Valentine's Day is one one of the holy trinity of discounted candy.
Feb 14 2016 09:22 AM
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    Maha
    V-day candy? Yuck, lol, here its sorta ok, but best time is after easter. 2013 walked out with like $300 worth but only spent $19 or so xD
    Feb 14 2016 09:39 AM
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    Kaddict
    Which of easter, halloween and christmas also made the trinity cut?
    Feb 14 2016 10:14 AM
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    Keil
    Christmas doesn't count because they don't have a candy marketing scheme as godly as the other three holidays because the advertising market is dominated by electronics and soda.
    Feb 14 2016 11:34 AM
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Keil

I finished 3 day's worth of analysis and reports in 3 hours, but those three hours had to be the most ungodliest hours of the day. I hate my brain.
Feb 12 2016 01:59 AM
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    Waser Lave
    So it probably wasn't actually 3 day's worth if you could do it in 3 hours? :P
    Feb 12 2016 04:01 AM
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    Keil
    Let's say for metaphor's sake that a machine can do what a farmer does in 3 hours to what a human needs 3 days to accomplish. And I am a robot as much as you are a honey badger.
    Feb 12 2016 10:46 AM
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    Waser Lave
    That makes you not much of a robot. ;)
    Feb 12 2016 12:00 PM
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Coops → Keil

Thanks for being my pubquiz partner! 8D
Feb 06 2016 04:01 PM
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Keil

Trump for earth-shaking politics!
Feb 01 2016 09:05 PM
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Coops → Keil

I came back.
Jan 26 2016 06:59 PM
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Roger5 → Keil

Y IS THIS PUZZLE SO HARD
Jan 25 2016 06:44 PM
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Keil

Try this: Add "in bed." for every statement here. http://goo.gl/CAcca3
Jan 24 2016 11:50 AM
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    Coops
    "God can’t give you everything in bed"
    "Why is it so hard in bed?"

    Haha. xD Only works for some of the entries though.
    Jan 24 2016 11:57 AM
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    Rauul
    "...just to be very deep in your butt in bed" ohgodwhy.
    Jan 24 2016 04:17 PM
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Keil

Okay. So this is my life right now. I decide to volunteer to help people with their problems as long as it's not relationship issues. All I get is relationship issues. I DO NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND LOVE.
Jan 23 2016 10:04 PM
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    Coops
    Well, now is your chance to learn.
    Jan 23 2016 10:08 PM
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    Keil
    I will never understand love. Love is illogical. Therefore I want to punch the nearest kitten in the spine.
    Jan 23 2016 10:12 PM
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    Keil
    @Swarley yes.
    Jan 23 2016 10:13 PM
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Keil

I hate the snow. I was covered this afternoon just by walking a quarter of a mile to the Student Union cafe.
Jan 23 2016 05:34 PM
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    Keil
    Fuck y'all. Snow sucks. At least I don't have to clean any of this shit.
    Jan 23 2016 06:03 PM
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    Coops
    I love your picture. xD
    Jan 23 2016 06:42 PM
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    Grimley
    Kelvin it truly does majorly suck...sorry you got slammed with it, too. :(
    Jan 23 2016 09:47 PM
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Keil

Entries due tomorrow. Enter what's on your mind and chances are, it'll be good. http://www.neocodex.us/forum/topic/129215-themed-writing-contest-11-witty-one-liners/
Jan 22 2016 08:02 PM