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[Keil]

Themed Writing Contest #11 - VOTING

 

Theme: Witty One-Liners

 

 

Brevity is the soul of wit.

 

Straight to the point and first to the punch, one-liners are statements that need no context to be stimulating and stir action and/or emotion in the audience. All with only a drop of ink. They can be anything from jokes, insults, famous last words, inspiration quotes, nonsense, and beyond. In many forms of media, one-liners highlight the pinnacle of comedy and intellectual discourse.  

Rules:

1. You may vote up to two entries.

2. If you submitted a submission into this contest, you must not vote for yourself. Doing so will disqualify you from the contest.

3. Voting ends Tuesday January 26, 11:59 PM Eastern Standard Time

4. Do not advertise which of the entries are yours. Doing so will disqualify you from the contest.

5. You can discuss the entries here as much as you want as long as you obey the Codex rules

 

Click here for the original contest thread.

 

 

[Coops]

Yay. We have lots of entries this time and these are great. Nice job everyone who entered. 

[Keil]

So it seems that some are cut off. I've checked the word count and some should have been under the limit that the forum allows. Here's the remainder of the ones that got cut off that stayed within the rules:

 

I used to wonder if there was a god, were the Jews really God's chosen people.  But then I realized authors are gods. "We hurt the ones we love the most" has nothing on the shit an author will put their MC though and now everything makes sense.

[Roger5]

They really are great, good luck guys!

[Katya]

Funny to see just by reading them we can say who wrote what

 

Well done, everyone

[Maha]

The bikini 1... I can't even xD 

[Fikri]

15 voters but only 11 votes.   i voted for these: "the price of the trust is the truth" and "we are who we are today and tomorrow we won’t be who we were."

 

the rest are tl;dr.

[Keil]

vote more, you ingrate punks.

[Roger5]

I voted null because I want to win :v If I could vote i'd go for the mayo one. So good.

[Fikri]

I voted null because I want to win :v If I could vote i'd go for the mayo one. So good.

 

*pats* i'd have done the same...

[Chappy]

dam that bikini one XD

edit: Voted for the star one though XD