A Pi-key (Sound it out lol)
What do you call a chav in a box?
innit
What do you call a chav in a locked box?
Safe
What do you call an obese chav?
Phat
What's more fun then swinging a dead baby around your head?
Stopping it with a baseball bat
What's gross?
Nailing 7 babies to 1 tree
What's grosser then gross?
Nailing 1 baby to 7 trees
What's grosser then grosser?
Having sex with a pregnant lady and the fetus giving you head.