Valentines Day
Started by glamour, Jan 30 2011 02:08 PM
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 02:08 PM
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Icey Defeat
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 02:50 PM
If you were Harry Potter I would totally let you do things to me... without magic.
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ArticTheTiger
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 02:51 PM
Anyone know naughty/funny/cute valentine phrases for a valentines card? Been searching online can't find any that I like.
'Anyone know naughty/funny/cute guys as a replacement? Been searching online but nothing can match mine.' </girls POV>
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MiladyM
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 03:38 PM
http://bloggasm.com/...y-pick-up-lines
Thank me later.
"Baby, you overclock my processor."
God i'd love it if my bf used something silly like that, LOL.
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 03:42 PM
"Baby, you overclock my processor."
God i'd love it if my bf used something silly like that, LOL.
Mm. Talk nerd to me baby...
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 03:51 PM
Mm. Talk nerd to me baby...
Honestly, use
Edited by Milady, 30 January 2011 - 03:52 PM.
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jcrdude
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 04:38 PM
This is a JCR original. Enjoy.
Being with you is like traveling at the speed of light.
Time stands still.
Shame I have no proper use for it
Being with you is like traveling at the speed of light.
Time stands still.
Shame I have no proper use for it
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:14 PM
This is a JCR original. Enjoy.
Being with you is like traveling at the speed of light.
Time stands still.
Shame I have no proper use for it
*ponder*
*swoon*
*seckz*
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:16 PM
*ponder*
*swoon*
*seckz*
Woah Abra. Way to put out on the first date.
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:22 PM
Woah Abra. Way to put out on the first date.
With a pickup line like that I know my baby is coming out smarter than the average bear. I just hope jcrboy can handle carrying around my 13 lb baby.... And lets not even talk about the delivery process
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:24 PM
one of my friends was about to have sex with his gf, and he came in with a harry potter costume on and asked "Can i put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets?
needless to say she laughed and he did not get it in tht night
needless to say she laughed and he did not get it in tht night
Edited by Frank12, 30 January 2011 - 05:25 PM.
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:28 PM
With a pickup line like that I know my baby is coming out smarter than the average bear. I just hope jcrboy can handle carrying around my 13 lb baby.... And lets not even talk about the delivery process
As much as it pains me to say it, I hope that's a back door baby and not a front door baby.
Or better yet...
Spoiler
one of my friends was about to have sex with his gf, and he came in with a harry potter costume on and asked "Can i put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets?
needless to say she laughed and he did not get it in tht night
Wuuuuuut? That shit is pro.
He should have gotten it harder than a Whomping Willow that night.
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:28 PM
lololololol.... You make me want to take that as a personal challenge. Can I complete the task and still get laid? Challenge accepted.one of my friends was about to have sex with his gf, and he came in with a harry potter costume on and asked "Can i put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets?
needless to say she laughed and he did not get it in tht night
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:30 PM
yup, go ahead. i cant believe he actually did that tho, and he got like 300$ from our baseball team for doing so
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Inver
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:30 PM
You think the books turn you on... Check out this hot Harry Potter action.
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WharfRat
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:35 PM
dude... $300 bucks?!?! WELL worth it! I'm gonna do it just to see if I can! It's all about the challenge...yup, go ahead. i cant believe he actually did that tho, and he got like 300$ from our baseball team for doing so
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jcrdude
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:35 PM
You think the books turn you on... Check out this hot Harry Potter action.
Can you say "Petrificus Totalus"?
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:36 PM
You think the books turn you on... Check out this hot Harry Potter action.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbB2hiqn3sA
I wonder how much those strings they use cost?
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Inver
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:38 PM
Can you say "Petrificus Totalus"?
I'd whip out my wand for her.
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Abradix
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:40 PM
You think the books turn you on... Check out this hot Harry Potter action.
I was totally hooked until the shitty dubstep came on.
My love for hot nerds is great, but my hatred for the abortion that is dubstep is greater.
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:45 PM
I wonder how much those strings they use cost?
>Pretty girl pole dancing in HP costume
>Not aroused because the Special Effects were not Lucas-caliber
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