Hell yeah MOOOve, bitch! get out the way!!!
I was singing that yesterday behind one of those annoying twenty in a thirty five assholes XD I'm talking about driving a car btw...
Fuck that shit, git out the way, ho.
I hate answering the phones at work, too. This is how it always goes. ALWAYS.
Spoiler
Me: This is the pharmacy, how can I help you?
Patient: Hi, how are you?
Me: I'm great.
*silence*
Patient: Oh. That's good.. Listen, can I ax you a question?
Me: Yes.
Patient: Okay. Well there's a story, I hope you're not busy.
Me: Don't worry. We're always busy. Go ahead.
Patient: My daughter just got in town, you see, she's an only child, me and my wife always wanted a son, but I guess the Lord works in mysterious ways because I had to go to the hospital because my nephew, well, he's not really my nephew he's some kid that lives in the neighborhood and I was having a bar-be-que and he was playing and he threw a frisbee on top of the roof of my trailer so I had to get up there to get it down and I didn't fall off the roof, but when I got down I got heat stroke because of the smoke from the bar-be-que, and she was wondering and I was wondering if you can look me up in the system because I fill there all the time and I was wondering do I have any refills?
Me: What is your name and date of birth?
Patient: My name is David Smith. My date of birth is one two six six two.
Me: Is that January twenty sixth?
Patient: NUH UH. It's one two six six two!!!
Me: I'm sorry, is that December?
Patient: YEAH DECEMBER THAT'S WHAT I SAAAAAYYYD.
Me: Okay, thank you. I found you in the system. What were you looking to refill?
Patient: What all I got?
Me: I see you've filled at least 15 different medications with us, but you have no refills on any of your medications.
Patient: What about my hydrocodeeen?
Me: You have no refills on the hydrocodone.
Patient: Can you contact the doctor for me?
Me: Sure, I can fax Dr. Gonzales a refill request.
Patient: Can you call Dr. Jones instead? I'm seeing Dr. Jones now.
Me: I don't see that Dr. Jones has ever prescribed you hydrocodone, so I cannot contact that prescriber.
Patient: I'm in pain!
Me: Ouch. Sorry.
Patient: What I gotta do to get me my pain medication?
Me: I see you picked up your hydrocodone 5 days ago. You should still have some left.
Patient: But my dog ate all my medicine after I flushed it down the toilet because there was a robber that came into my house to steal my medication!!
Me: You'll need to contact Dr. Gonzales. He won't approve a refill this early without you letting him know you lost your medication.
Patient: I didn't lose it! Criss Angel came to my house and levitated it away when I wasn't lookin' because I had my eyes closed because of how much pain I'm in! I need my medication! Tell Dr. Jones I need it!
Me: I'm afraid I can't contact Dr Jones. You'll need to call Dr. Gonzales and let him know your short on your medication because of the zombie apocalypse.
Patient: Oh.
Me: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Patient: No. That's it, honey. I sure appreciate your time, sugar. Thank you, sweetie.
Me: Thank you, have a great day. *dies a little*
Me: This is the pharmacy, how can I help you?
Patient: Hi, how are you?
Me: I'm great.
*silence*
Patient: Oh. That's good.. Listen, can I ax you a question?
Me: Yes.
Patient: Okay. Well there's a story, I hope you're not busy.
Me: Don't worry. We're always busy. Go ahead.
Patient: My daughter just got in town, you see, she's an only child, me and my wife always wanted a son, but I guess the Lord works in mysterious ways because I had to go to the hospital because my nephew, well, he's not really my nephew he's some kid that lives in the neighborhood and I was having a bar-be-que and he was playing and he threw a frisbee on top of the roof of my trailer so I had to get up there to get it down and I didn't fall off the roof, but when I got down I got heat stroke because of the smoke from the bar-be-que, and she was wondering and I was wondering if you can look me up in the system because I fill there all the time and I was wondering do I have any refills?
Me: What is your name and date of birth?
Patient: My name is David Smith. My date of birth is one two six six two.
Me: Is that January twenty sixth?
Patient: NUH UH. It's one two six six two!!!
Me: I'm sorry, is that December?
Patient: YEAH DECEMBER THAT'S WHAT I SAAAAAYYYD.
Me: Okay, thank you. I found you in the system. What were you looking to refill?
Patient: What all I got?
Me: I see you've filled at least 15 different medications with us, but you have no refills on any of your medications.
Patient: What about my hydrocodeeen?
Me: You have no refills on the hydrocodone.
Patient: Can you contact the doctor for me?
Me: Sure, I can fax Dr. Gonzales a refill request.
Patient: Can you call Dr. Jones instead? I'm seeing Dr. Jones now.
Me: I don't see that Dr. Jones has ever prescribed you hydrocodone, so I cannot contact that prescriber.
Patient: I'm in pain!
Me: Ouch. Sorry.
Patient: What I gotta do to get me my pain medication?
Me: I see you picked up your hydrocodone 5 days ago. You should still have some left.
Patient: But my dog ate all my medicine after I flushed it down the toilet because there was a robber that came into my house to steal my medication!!
Me: You'll need to contact Dr. Gonzales. He won't approve a refill this early without you letting him know you lost your medication.
Patient: I didn't lose it! Criss Angel came to my house and levitated it away when I wasn't lookin' because I had my eyes closed because of how much pain I'm in! I need my medication! Tell Dr. Jones I need it!
Me: I'm afraid I can't contact Dr Jones. You'll need to call Dr. Gonzales and let him know your short on your medication because of the zombie apocalypse.
Patient: Oh.
Me: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Patient: No. That's it, honey. I sure appreciate your time, sugar. Thank you, sweetie.
Me: Thank you, have a great day. *dies a little*
I couldn't tell you if it's the worst part of my job. Lately, every part of my job seems like the worst part of my job.
