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[luvsmyncis]

Hell yeah MOOOve, bitch! get out the way!!!

I was singing that yesterday behind one of those annoying twenty in a thirty five assholes XD I'm talking about driving a car btw...

Fuck that shit, git out the way, ho.

I hate answering the phones at work, too. This is how it always goes. ALWAYS.

Spoiler

Me: This is the pharmacy, how can I help you?
Patient: Hi, how are you?
Me: I'm great.
*silence*
Patient: Oh. That's good.. Listen, can I ax you a question?
Me: Yes.
Patient: Okay. Well there's a story, I hope you're not busy.
Me: Don't worry. We're always busy. Go ahead.
Patient: My daughter just got in town, you see, she's an only child, me and my wife always wanted a son, but I guess the Lord works in mysterious ways because I had to go to the hospital because my nephew, well, he's not really my nephew he's some kid that lives in the neighborhood and I was having a bar-be-que and he was playing and he threw a frisbee on top of the roof of my trailer so I had to get up there to get it down and I didn't fall off the roof, but when I got down I got heat stroke because of the smoke from the bar-be-que, and she was wondering and I was wondering if you can look me up in the system because I fill there all the time and I was wondering do I have any refills?
Me: What is your name and date of birth?
Patient: My name is David Smith. My date of birth is one two six six two.
Me: Is that January twenty sixth?
Patient: NUH UH. It's one two six six two!!!
Me: I'm sorry, is that December?
Patient: YEAH DECEMBER THAT'S WHAT I SAAAAAYYYD.
Me: Okay, thank you. I found you in the system. What were you looking to refill?
Patient: What all I got?
Me: I see you've filled at least 15 different medications with us, but you have no refills on any of your medications.
Patient: What about my hydrocodeeen?
Me: You have no refills on the hydrocodone.
Patient: Can you contact the doctor for me?
Me: Sure, I can fax Dr. Gonzales a refill request.
Patient: Can you call Dr. Jones instead? I'm seeing Dr. Jones now.
Me: I don't see that Dr. Jones has ever prescribed you hydrocodone, so I cannot contact that prescriber.
Patient: I'm in pain!
Me: Ouch. Sorry.
Patient: What I gotta do to get me my pain medication?
Me: I see you picked up your hydrocodone 5 days ago. You should still have some left.
Patient: But my dog ate all my medicine after I flushed it down the toilet because there was a robber that came into my house to steal my medication!!
Me: You'll need to contact Dr. Gonzales. He won't approve a refill this early without you letting him know you lost your medication.
Patient: I didn't lose it! Criss Angel came to my house and levitated it away when I wasn't lookin' because I had my eyes closed because of how much pain I'm in! I need my medication! Tell Dr. Jones I need it!
Me: I'm afraid I can't contact Dr Jones. You'll need to call Dr. Gonzales and let him know your short on your medication because of the zombie apocalypse.
Patient: Oh.
Me: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Patient: No. That's it, honey. I sure appreciate your time, sugar. Thank you, sweetie.
Me: Thank you, have a great day. *dies a little*

I couldn't tell you if it's the worst part of my job. Lately, every part of my job seems like the worst part of my job.

[Boggart]

Fuck that shit, git out the way, ho.

I hate answering the phones at work, too. This is how it always goes. ALWAYS.

Spoiler

Me: This is the pharmacy, how can I help you?
Patient: Hi, how are you?
Me: I'm great.
*silence*
Patient: Oh. That's good.. Listen, can I ax you a question?
Me: Yes.
Patient: Okay. Well there's a story, I hope you're not busy.
Me: Don't worry. We're always busy. Go ahead.
Patient: My daughter just got in town, you see, she's an only child, me and my wife always wanted a son, but I guess the Lord works in mysterious ways because I had to go to the hospital because my nephew, well, he's not really my nephew he's some kid that lives in the neighborhood and I was having a bar-be-que and he was playing and he threw a frisbee on top of the roof of my trailer so I had to get up there to get it down and I didn't fall off the roof, but when I got down I got heat stroke because of the smoke from the bar-be-que, and she was wondering and I was wondering if you can look me up in the system because I fill there all the time and I was wondering do I have any refills?
Me: What is your name and date of birth?
Patient: My name is David Smith. My date of birth is one two six six two.
Me: Is that January twenty sixth?
Patient: NUH UH. It's one two six six two!!!
Me: I'm sorry, is that December?
Patient: YEAH DECEMBER THAT'S WHAT I SAAAAAYYYD.
Me: Okay, thank you. I found you in the system. What were you looking to refill?
Patient: What all I got?
Me: I see you've filled at least 15 different medications with us, but you have no refills on any of your medications.
Patient: What about my hydrocodeeen?
Me: You have no refills on the hydrocodone.
Patient: Can you contact the doctor for me?
Me: Sure, I can fax Dr. Gonzales a refill request.
Patient: Can you call Dr. Jones instead? I'm seeing Dr. Jones now.
Me: I don't see that Dr. Jones has ever prescribed you hydrocodone, so I cannot contact that prescriber.
Patient: I'm in pain!
Me: Ouch. Sorry.
Patient: What I gotta do to get me my pain medication?
Me: I see you picked up your hydrocodone 5 days ago. You should still have some left.
Patient: But my dog ate all my medicine after I flushed it down the toilet because there was a robber that came into my house to steal my medication!!
Me: You'll need to contact Dr. Gonzales. He won't approve a refill this early without you letting him know you lost your medication.
Patient: I didn't lose it! Criss Angel came to my house and levitated it away when I wasn't lookin' because I had my eyes closed because of how much pain I'm in! I need my medication! Tell Dr. Jones I need it!
Me: I'm afraid I can't contact Dr Jones. You'll need to call Dr. Gonzales and let him know your short on your medication because of the zombie apocalypse.
Patient: Oh.
Me: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Patient: No. That's it, honey. I sure appreciate your time, sugar. Thank you, sweetie.
Me: Thank you, have a great day. *dies a little*

I couldn't tell you if it's the worst part of my job. Lately, every part of my job seems like the worst part of my job.

lmao oh my god I started laughing at "ax you a question" and it just got worse from there ahaha

I hate answering the phone at my work (i just hate phones) although for lesser reasons

They always call the deli and ask for a platter, which is in the a la carte department (we're the same department, but we have different tasks) so 8/10 times I have to leave, answer the phone and then transfer it right away.

Or it's someone asking for a platter that they desparately need for tomorrow and we have a 48 hour reserve time. and they say "it can't be THAT hard to make a platter!"

Then make it yourself, ho. >_<

[jaredennisclark]

I hate that my laptop fan isn't working so my thighs immediately burn when I go on Youtube. I'd put it on my bed, but then it over heats even more; so much that I can't even open Skype, and I need Skype.

Asshole laptop.
It's also missing the number 4 key.

I hate that mine is missing the 'delete' and 'P' keys.

[Frizzle]

I hate paperwork. Seriously, I could cut out 80% of my day if I joined the job 10 years ago.

[Ladida]

I hate that the young lecturers at my university behave like such expert pricks, when their level of work is below mine >.>

I also hate the way when ads come on the telly, the volume freaking skyrockets, as if people can't regulate it before broadcasting.

[Persuasion]

I hate how there are 24 hours in a day. I need like 50.

Edited by zlpqlz, 28 February 2011 - 08:40 PM.

[Roxi]

I hate the feeling when you get a score reviewed and TNT makes you wait *forever* to find out your fate. Just sayin.

[Ladida]

I hate how there are 24 hours in a day. I need like 50.

Agreed. I wonder how many more hours of school or work they'd add if that was the case..

[fruityone]

I hate how I have no self control and I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS procrastinate and leave projects to the last minute then stay up to 6 am to finish them.

Like I'm doing right this moment.

[CuriousOyster]

I hate how I just spent an hour calling my local radio station to win a free mac book pro just to come up short.


Me : Caller 100
Winner : Caller 102

I've been doing this every Monday for the past 3 months. FMBM!
Fuck Mac Book Mondays.

[Oxytor]

(Drive-thru in the morning) I hate people who order a whole buffet of food and drinks and expect it to be done by the time they reach the window.

zlpqlz, on 28 February 2011 - 08:40 PM, said:
I hate how there are 24 hours in a day. I need like 50.

I agree. Not enough sleep and too much work (School and otherwise)

Also hate how teachers seem to plan on making tests and assignments all due at the same time.

[fxckyouguys]

It would be easier to tell you about the things i don't hate. ^__^

I hate
-when people have no idea what they're talking about
-repeating myself
-skinny jeans on boys
-people with a million piercings
-my braces
-SCHOOL and all the assholes in it.
-northern new york
-things that live in water
-wet socks
-pussies (not vagina, lol) and whiners
-dark chocolate
-any song by pink
-every school year besides the 9th grade
-egg shells in my fucking eggs.
-sales associates that talk to you
-people that are ALREADY retarded enough to not need to do drugs, but still do them anyways
-that annoying drunk bitch
-when people eat my food
-when people stare at me
-long car rides
-the wind
-people that don't like rap....fuckkkaaa youuuuu
-prudes
-people that rub it in your face that they don't drink or smoke and make it seem like they are better than you because of it. o___o
-teachers that hate teaching. you chose the job, retard.
-super happy people/spazzes



I'm done...for now. ^__^

[CraigChrist]

i just hate maha and spammers...

and Maha does both so i hate him double.

Edited by CraigChrist, 04 April 2011 - 10:12 PM.

[Mahas]

i just hate maha that is all

I don't hate anything.....

[CuriousOyster]

-that annoying drunk bitch

[GeorgeBright]

I hate the hate in my heart.

[Narna]

I hate how UCs are glorified...

[luvsmyncis]

I hate the hate in my heart.

That's so deep. You cut right to the core of me.

[Lallard]

I hate how UCs are glorified...

SINCE WE'RE IN THIS TOPIC, POST SHOULD BE APPROPRIATE.
*caps necessary.

[thorgal]

I hate my neighbours who bought a trampoline for their anoying kids.
And every they play on it there little heads just pass our fence, like a little trick or treat ../../public/style_emoticons/default/censored.gif

It's only livable if I imagine me sniping COD style and every time I see those little heads... ../../public/style_emoticons/default/devil.gif

Edited by thorgal, 06 April 2011 - 09:54 AM.

[Royce]

It would be easier to tell you about the things i don't hate. ^__^

i know huh?
id be interested to know what these things are

[Mahas]

I hate everyone who hates Nunc.

[1337hunt3r]

Hate is overrated. So is love. Apathy is where the cool kids are all at.

[Royce]

Hate is overrated. So is love. Apathy is where the cool kids are all at.

that was my vocab word in english........i said exactly what you just said, got called out by 5 girls.....apparently love is the most realistic thing in the world